ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

>>18376208
Be honest, what do you think of guys with slightly blonde/orange hair. Before i really get to know someone i can feel the prejudice, this only happens in the college environment though, in any other place i get respected like it's usual.

Girls, do any of you not use facebook?

If not, why don't you use it? If you do use it, is it something you would ever give up or are you too addicted to it?

Does size matter?

>>18376252
I use it almost exclusively as a messenger. Does that count?

>>18376252
>Girls, do any of you not use facebook?
Me.
I re-activated it yesterday for school related things, but I had it deactivated for years before.

>If not, why don't you use it?
Because it's boring. I don't care about how that girl from high school is doing, I don't like posting pics of me.

>>18376249
I want a ginger boyfriend since I was 4.

>>18376255
Yes, but not as much as you think.

>>18376276
I'm 7.5 inches and some girls have loved it and others said its too much. What should I do?

>>18376282
Learn how to do your best with the dick you have. Get better at foreplay, be more thoughtful about how deep you go/the angle you go in with, about the way you move. And try to find a girl who gives you feedback on what you are doing.

>>18376282
Chop an inch and a half on but keep the excess as a prosthetic. If a girl wants it bigger, just stick it back on with post it notes so you can easily remove it again.

>>18376251
advice plz ladies

to girls: does it bother you when I call you dude? to me it's always been a gender neutral term.

>>18376299
Why the fuck are you asking us?

>>18376300
I like it, mostly because it makes me think you're not interested in me.

>>18376300
I like it, but it makes me think you see me as a friend and not as a potential partner.

My ex called me dude all the time tho.

>>18376300
Not at all

Can I flip the question back to you though?
I have this Aussie habit of needing to refer to someone as something like mate, bro, dude, buddy etc.

Will it make a guy think I'm not interested in them?

>>18376300
I prefer to be called by my name.

>>18376305
>>18376310
!!!! it's all so clear now thanks ladies :^)

>>18376249
If you have features that are "off" in an unattractive way then yes reddish hair can highlight looking odd. If you look reasonably normal or cute, I find strawberry blond and red hair quite nice.

>>18376252
Several reasons.
>people I get along with fine in real life annoy the shit out of me with their online presence
>I don't want to get into the rabbit's hole of being able to compare yourself to literally everyone you ever knew looking and seeming their best
>I don't like being in constant contact with anyone, the fact that people have to call, text or email me means they are less likely to do so unless they actually want to tell me something or talk to me
>likewise, I don't want to deal with acquintances congratulating me on my birthday or whatever, who cares
>I don't like putting personal information out there for people to see, I feel awkward taking pictures of myself, I just see no benefit

Mostly the time consuming aspect, though.

>>18376255
It matters. Just like a bunch of other things, many of those significantly more important.

>>18376252
I use it, but only mostly to message people that I can't contact through other means: mostly international friends that I can't text/call normally and don't have a smartphone for WhatsApp or any other messaging app

That'd be the only reason that would stop me from quitting it really

Are girls attracted to money?

>>18376313
I can't speak for Aussies but I'd say probably elsewhere.

>>18376313
personally i would find that quite attractive, but I could see how it would give off the wrong vibe

>>18376334
Yes. Men are as well, though I think to a lesser extent. Money has several perks - stability (especially if you want a family), adventurous appeal from being able to live "the good life" and take a girl on exciting trips, and the status from having a well paying job or coming from a rich family.

Having said that, just because it's attractive doesn't mean it's a big thing for everyone, I think especially when people are younger. I've literally never in my life heard a friend describe a man's (lack of) money when discussing someone she was interested in.

>>18376334
No. Gold diggers are. I think it's cheesy and lame when a guy has a lot of money and tries to impress me with it. I don't care. I have money too. Show me your fucking personality instead. It has value you cannot put a price on. I am attracted to intelligence and empathy. It's more rare to find than a rich guy.

>>18376349
>Men are as well, though I think to a lesser extent.
I'd say that's an understatement. Sometimes its a negative. We've all seen threads and posts where some guy is now insecure his SO is making more.

>>18376313
I find it really cringe when a girl calls me bro, buddy etc. It's like you're trying to be one of my mates but you never really will be because you're a female. Women just can't be bros.

Does kegels for men work? I recently lost my virginity about a month ago but still cum in like 15 seconds each time.

I've had a girlfrien for 2+yrs but been pretty addicted to porn/enjoyed watching it the whole time

Is this a deal breaker? Thoughts on this?

Girlfriend has always been the textbook example of phone addiction. She tells me she's socially awkward and doesn't have many friends, then spends all day on Facebook and other messengers texting all those non-friends of hers.

However, the past few days she's done a 180, and I'm worried something happened. She hardly logs into any of those throughout the day, and even replying to me went from all day long to once or twice if I'm lucky. Asked her if everything was alright, but she told me she just relaxed a bit. Then she went back to not replying.

Is this normal? It's a pretty drastic change for someone who loves being social, and I kind of miss her (it's not like we see each other often either)

>>18376361
sounds like you're getting dumped desu

>>18376359
porn isnt a problem unless you are very addicted to it. this can be very serious and even a psychological issue. how often do you watch it

>>18376334
To an extent.

I like qualities that are could be associated with wealth. I enjoy being with a man who is ambitious, driven, passionate, hardworking, intelligent. Money is often a byproduct of being that kind of man, but I'm not exactly attracted by money itself.

In general, I'd like to be someone similar to me - middle class, financially stable, with enough money to travel or do fun shit sometimes.
I would date someone richer than me if they weren't show-offs or took money for granted. I'd date someone poorer if they were working towards being financially stable and if they were fine with me paying for stuff.

>>18376351
Not actively thinking it makes a woman sexier is not the same as not caring. Money is one of the most common reasons for couples to split up or fight with each other. Life is very tense if you always have to worry about making ends meet. If you are not in that stage, but don't have a lot of wriggle room either, it's much easier to fight about different priorities in terms of expenses than when you can afford more. Besides, many of the things that people envision in their ideal future, like retiring young, having kids or traveling the world together, are just crazy expensive.

And yes men often want to be the breadwinner but I would not really file that under not caring about money... finding it important that she doesn't make too much is also a specific preference because of how you feel/fear it would affect the relationship.

>>18376362
Does every relationship question here have to turn to breaking up? She's not online in those messengers in general, which means she's not talking to anyone.

>>18376366
You sound like my kinda girl

>>18376366
That's long ass rationaliation to simply say "Yes".

>>18376363
1-2x a day

how can I be charming when I'm ugly as shit? I take care of my skin and I'm not fat, my face is just pretty fucked up. I have female friends but they never see me as anything more than a friend. I try to be funny and talking to new girls but they're not very receptive to me

>>18376383
tough luck man

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>>18376373
>he thinks you cant turn off your status on fb
>oblivious to getting dumped
topkek

>>18376379
ohhh...sorry anon but thats bad. how does she not know this after two years? men obsessed with porn are more likely to cheat, be messed mentally, and less attracted to their partner. its so bad.

>>18376373
bro u can just appear offline to a single person or to everyone while still bein online

>>18376374
Thank you. That's nice to read.

>>18376376
But "yes" seems like a bit of reductive. Yes, I am attracted to money, but to an extent.

I wouldn't start a family with a man who is content living in a trailer park and living off welfare, no.
But between a middle class man who works hard and lives rather frugally, and a rich guy who was just born into money and just wastes it on expensive shit he barely uses, I'd totally go with the middle class guy.

Girls:

How much weight do you place on a guy being a good/noble person?

I don't mean being a "nice guy," either, or being kiss-assy and overly nice for points, and I also don't mean being straight-edge or responsible. I'm asking how much weight the actual goodness of a guy's heart carries compared to other factors.

>>18376396
No, yes is an honest answer. Your paragraph is basically one long rationalization of being attracted to money.

>>18376396
>But "yes" seems like a bit of reductive. Yes, I am attracted to money, but to an extent.
I'm attracted to tits, to an extent. I'm not going to pretend I'm not a titty fiend.

>>18376402
I always said I am attracted to money, just explained how it matters and what matters to me.
I have a certain lifestyle, I want someone who can afford a similar one and can contribute to giving my children the same things I had growing up.
I am not a gold digger, I don't want to live beyond my means, I don't want to be a leech. I don't think that richer = more attractive.

>>18376407
Well, tits are pretty nice indeed.

>>18376252
I don't use it because it's quite pointless

>>18376394
Ihave a wank to porn in the morning and fuck her in the evening. Sometimes I have an extra wank while she's asleep. Is that so bad?

>>18376334
Yes I love the way it looks and smells I wanna shove it in my pussy

>>18376447
yes because you sound addicted and it could mess up your brain. and if you are hiding this from her it is even worse

>>18376252
I have one but I don't post anything to it. I mostly use it to find what's going on, events and stuff. I would give it up if I had to, since I don't really use it that much.

What is the most romantic experience you have had

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>>18375848
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to make it easier and incentive others to do it as well.

>>18375852
I'm a penis.

>>18375855
<3

>>18375854
>adding a link to the OP is too hard

>>18376421
You would gladly date a richer guy and you know it. If he has more money that means he has more time for you, a better future for your children, and can afford a better lifestyle. Nobody would give up on these.

>>18376472
First date with my current fiance.
We went out for lunch, and stayed out till 2 AM because we couldn't stop talking. He walked me home, but we still couldn't stop talking. He came in, we laid in bed next to each other. We didn't even kiss.
He kept playing with my hair in silence, smiling and looking at me. He told me "I am pretty convinced I'm going to marry you". Hugged me, kissed my forehead, and we fell asleep like that.

>>18376481
I don't want to live a lifestyle I can't afford for myself. I would be uncomfortable dating someone who has much more money than me. I don't have much time because I work a lot myself, so he'd probably be bored.
I want to be with someone who makes roughly as much as me and lives as similarly as me as possible.

>>18376493
You have no idea how jealous this makes me. I'm sorry. I'm crying. I am so lonely and sad. Please ignore this it's not your fault.

>>18376560
Anon, I'm sorry. Don't cry. What's wrong?
I'm sure there's someone out there for you as well.

>>18376564
EVERYONE SAYS THAT BUT I'VE BEEN WAITING 27 YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18376574
Because it's a fucking lie. The sooner you rid yourself of it the sooner you'll be able to be happy.

People die alone every fucking day, what makes you believe you're any different? You might luck out, or you might now, but stop fucking believing you're entitled to anything.

I'm a guy in a friends with benefits relationship, emphasis on friend. Sex was great but now it's just become clinical for me, and worse yet she is starting to get a lot more sweet talking.

I feel like a dick for cutting off what is currently her (and my) only source of sex. How do I respectfully end the sexual part of this relationship?

>>18376574
What are you doing to get someone? What do you think is stopping you from getting a partner?

>>18376595
>What are you doing to get someone

I sleep at 11 PM and wake up at 7 AM
then I study

>>18376591
Very few people die alone. Shit statement.
>>18376595
I dont know!! I go on dates once in a while and they stop texting me

There is a chubby girl in my class that is interested in me. We've hung out one or two times (both times she set it up). I am not interested in her in the slightest, but being the bitter virgin I am I've played dumb a bit with her and followed her game a bit.

I know it's a fucking scummy thing to do which is why I want to end it. Girls, what's the softest way to decline you? I don't want to keep the friendship (i don't believe a friendship is possible in these cases) but I don't want to hurt her any more than I have.

>>18376593
does she know you dont want anything beyond sex? some girls get into this expecting a relationship afterwards. make sure next time you know the boundaries and are clear about this from the start and don't feel like a dick, what makes you more of a dick is leading her on my continuing this relationship. just tell her "we've been having something great but i am not feeling it anymore. i think he should stop having sex." you're welcome thats all you need to say.

>>18376602
>I dont know!! I go on dates once in a while and they stop texting me
Reflect! What do you do on dates? What do you talk about?
Try to better yourself and do more interesting things.

>>18376601
Heh, there you go.

>>18376602
Depression due to loneliness has one of the highest incidences at old age. Most marriages end badly.

The reason people get so depressed over this stuff is because this shitty fucking narrative that good things hacen to good people and everyone has a significant other waiting to be discovered keeps getting pushed. Shit even if it existed you won't find it among seven thousand million people.

The sooner one realizes how hurtful these expectations are the sooner one can fucking focus on actually being happy in this life.

>>18376610
go where?
I'm living in isolation in a foreign country.

>>18376613
Most marriages don't even end. Most people who get married stay together till death.
Depression due to loneliness usually happens to widows/widowers.
There are multiple people out there who are right for you. It is not so hard to find one.

>>18376613
We need companionship. It's necessary for us to live healthy lives. Science even says so. I'm sorry you were hurt dude but don't be so bitter over a heartbreak and try to bring others down

>>18376617
53% of marriages end in divorce. This means your chance at a LASTING(not good) marriage is worse than flipping a coin.

Then, out of these marriages you have to consider all the unhappy marriages, ones that are only help up by the kids, etcétera. My fucking ass most marriages don't end.

>>18376620
I've never said to give up in companionship. Companionship is a necessity as you said. I'm just saying to stop preaching the "you will find the one" bullshit. You won't, because it doesn't exist.

>>18376630
Actually, no - stats are about 45% now, and getting lower as time goes by. And this is in the US. There are places (like my country) where barely 25% of marriages ever end in divorce.

>>18376609
Oh we talked about what this was after the third time. Yeah figured that the only way is to just be upfront and tell her I don't want sex. Problem is I'm worried she might take it as 'I'm not physically attracted to you' when the truth is I'm just bored by it (which is worse).

>>18376630

Anon, could you please give me the source for your statistics?

Guys: How do you realize you would want to date and have a relationship with a certain girl as opposed to nothing, being just friends or casual sex? How many girls do you know or do you often meet that make you want to have a relationship with them? And for how long have you known them? Or is it more like you want to have a relationship in general at some point and just look for some "decent" or "passable" girl?

>>18376660
idk lol

>>18376630
Man. Who hurt you? What is the point of companionship if we are not searching for the one? It has no purpose. This is a promiscuous mindset I am not interested in. I want to find the one and only her.

>>18376637
well you dont have to tell her you're bored of it just tell her you're not interested. how you word is makes a big difference. why are you bored? its sex!

>>18376660
I consider, at least to some degree, any woman I find physically attractive, but many of them rule themselves out after a few minutes of conversation by proving they aren't intelligent enough, have no interests or personality, get snobby or judgmental about things I like, etc.

>>18376645
Literally google divorce statistics.

>>18376635
Then there are ones like my country where it's a whooping 61%. Also if anything divorces are going down because marriages are going down in general so the only people who marry are very formal and traditional people. Which doesn't change anything of what I said, and 45% is still just a bit better than a coinflip, and this isn't even talking about the actual HAPPINESS of the marriage.

>>18376667
That is entirely irrelevant. She doesn't exist and believing she exists is only going to cause you pain. Instead just cherish the companions you meet along the way and when the spark is gone, move on.

It's not promiscuity, it's just not wild idealism.

>>18376670
I'm bored because it's the same sex, with zero context. I like fucking around as much as the next guy but after awhile it stops being an adventure, there's nothing new to be found. I'm just going through the same motions with no end in sight, like its a youtube video that just can't seem to fully load.

And I don't love her. Once the sense of newness is gone, the only thing that's left to fuel the sex is the passionate expression I just don't feel for her.

Why would someone ghost you? Especially if you were pretty good friends with no fights?

Dear girls: If they're the same size, what it more attractive/arousing - a slick and smooth shaft, or a veiny one? Do you think a veiny cock is more intimidating?

>>18376313
No because it's what most Australians/British people do. You get used to it

What is the worst breakup you have experienced?

>>18376560
Do you want to experience the love that >>18376493 talked about?

>>18376614
Where are you now?

Why are people having children later in life? Twenty years ago people had children in their mid to late twenties. Now most people don't even want to think about it until they are at least thirty.
My friends and boyfriend both think there's something wrong with me because I want to get married and start a family already even though I'm only twenty two.

>>18376731
Because they don't really care about you and have nothing to gain or lose from the relationship anyway.

>>18376769
Because we stay in education till our mid 20s, then we need a few more years to be stable economically and provide for a family.
And because we have more things to do and more chances now than we did 20 years ago, so many people don't want to settle down that young and give up on it.

>>18376772
Except she has show that she genuinely cares for me.

I feel that she's afraid that she'll hurt me if she reverts to her old ways?

>>18376719
You had some bad experiences. Does not mean everyone will. Many, many people are getting married these days. A huge flaw in the divorce statistics has a lot to do with age as well. Most people marry at 25 and under, but it's been proven that if you marry a bit older but not too old, you are more likely to have a good marriage. I'm sorry you grew to be so bitter, anon, and that you do not believe something so beautiful can happen between two human beans. But you cannot deny that it does. I'll never give up on finding my true love. I hope you're happy with this mindset.

>>18376775
Well shit man whatever helps you sleep at night.

Women, would you date a short man? (below 5'8)

Men, would you date a tall woman? (above 5'9)

>>18376313
Not really what you are looking for but my boyfriend is Australian (living in TX) and he uses Aussie slang so much I used to think he was just doing it to poke fun at the fact he was Australian. Now I realise it's just how they talk (saying things like g'day and mate) and it doesn't bother me at all except when he uses the c word which he used to use very liberally.

>>18376747
SLICK AND SMOOTH 100% I CANNOT SCREAM THIS LOUD ENOUGH SORRY VEINY COCK GUYS BUT NO NO NO NO NO IT LOOKS SO BAD AHHHHHHHH

>>18376766
Moscow :)
and I cant speak Russian so cant fit in with the locals, let alone hitting on their girls.
I do go to the gym tho, in fact I look pretty good naked

>>18376760
Yes. Yes I do. So badly.

>>18376783
>Women, would you date a short man? (below 5'8)
Shorter than 5'8 but taller than me (5'6), yes. Shorter than 5'5, no.

>>18376789
Why are you in Moscow if you can't speak Russian

>>18376800
internship at ПOMИ

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How do I get a girl like this?

>>18376810
ask the girl :)

Girls, is 6.5 - 7.in a decent size for a penis?

>>18376821
7+ is

>>18376821
Yes. It's perfect.

>>18376821
As long as it's not a micropenis or horribly mutilated or has some other glaring defect it will be fine. Heck, even a micropenis can be cute if you are okay with your girlfriend using a dildo to properly get herself off during/after sex.

I would rather marry a guy with a tiny dick than a monstrous one.

>>18376830
>>18376831
>>18376832
I'm 7.5 inches and some girls have loved it and others said its too much. What should I do?

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>>18376832
>if you are okay with your girlfriend using a dildo to properly get herself off during/after sex

>>18376832
> even a micropenis can be cute if you are okay with your girlfriend using a dildo to properly get herself off during/after sex.

This has to be the most depressing thing I've read all day.

>>18376781
I mean, she did party alot in HS, and College at first. To the point of having to leave that school after one semester. Now she seemed to have did a complete 180, and seems to be on the straight and narrow. But still. It may be that she feels that she may go back to those ways, but doesnt want me to get hurt in the process?

>>18376821
>>18376834


Honestly idk what's the fuzz about size, it only really feel different at 8+ and thick

Other than that 5.5 - 7 (most guys) are ok and feel the same, literally no point obsessing over it.

>>18376821
Too big for me sorry. My bf is 4.in and it is perfect.

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>>18376834
I'm 7.5x5.5 and have yet to her a complaint.

Let's be honest, who cares?

>>18376838
>>18376839
What's wrong with that statement exactly?

how do I guage whether my vagina is a good one?

>>18376850
Finger yourself and decide if you are tight enough. If you can go in with three fingers with no problem, you are loose and need to do more exercise.

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>>18376847
indeed, also most guys take bone pressed measurement and dig the ruler deep into their crotch, so in the normal state they will even look about the same, too. Only 8+ and thick you really see a difference with 6.

>>18376821
Nah, my bf is 3" which is perfect.

>>18376857
>bone pressed measurement and dig the ruler deep into their crotch
It's supposed to barely touch.

>>18376843
really? how come

>>18376779
Lolno, most marriages happen way later than 25 years old. The avg age is more around 30.

But whatever. You can keep chasing after something that you're very unlikely statistically speaking to ever find if that makes you happy. But it won't, it will frustrate you because you're looking for the panacea.

>>18376856
Fuck off with this meme. Men hate to be judged on size but go crazy when a woman has some labia sticking out. They are born this way. And the only good vaginas are the tight ones. Doesn't matter how they look. Trust me men like this have more issues than just a small penis. And this is coming from a dude. My ex had an innie but she was loose. Now I have a FWB with a girl that has this vagina and it is tighter. You know the one I prefer.

>>18376863
well that's not really my problem :3

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>>18376848
Do you have any idea how emasculating that is?
Imagine if something was wrong with your pussy and the guy just had to whip out a fleshlight to finish himself off.

>>18376853
B-but of course I can get three fingers in. that's less girth than a penis.

>>18376868
In my country, the average is 25 and under. Have fun dying alone possibly of AIDS living your promiscuous lifestyle. You will still be lonely and heartbroken as the rest of us because you will live your life going from bed to bed. Why do you think sluts are never happy? Same effect goes to you.

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>>18376875
I loved her
where did she go?

>>18376875
So what's your point?
>>18376880
But a guy can feel it loose. If you can fit exactly the amount of fingers that are his girth, then he will not feel anything. It has to be less.

>>18376887
This is the most hilarious shit ever.

>>18376887
her head is fucking huge what an ugly woman

>>18376747
I love a veiny cock but I'm into veins in general.

>>18376887
>black dudes reaction
kek

>>18376889
I don't understand. If my vagina were too small to fit three fingers, a penis couldn't get in anyway.

>>18376878
Yes, that's why I said if you are okay with it. A microdick isn't a deal breaker is what I'm trying to say.

You know women are nice and say size doesn't matter but that's a lie

I am pretty small, maybe 6' on a good day, most likely around 5,5 or so
It is very limited. If you want to fuck her while spooning it just isn't long enough. Riding reverse cowgirl is also a problem, it can't really reach either. You're very limited in positions with a small cock. There are no problems at all with missionary, though, but a lot of other positions require at least an average sized dick.

kek this thread is plagued by insecure virgins everyday now.

>>18376906
It's not a deal breaker if you don't mind being reminded every day you literally by design cannot please her, you mean.

>>18376909
OH DEAR GOD WOMEN DON'T CARE
Your penis is for your pleasure not hers. Being insecure about your penis is like being insecure about your clitoris. It doesn't matter to the partner.
Learn how to eat pussy.

>>18376909
>If you want to fuck her while spooning it just isn't long enough
What kind of obese women are you fucking?
My boyfriend is 5" and we fuck while spooning all the time. Cowgirl in general is super easy as well.
And I have a pretty big ass.

>>18376903
Well when a woman is turned on her vagina naturally expands in size. Now imagine if you are loose when you're not turned on and it expands. It is never impossible for a penis to get in. Humans have evolved just fine. The three finger rule is just a measure of what a guy can feel when the moment comes.

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>>18376909
>implying women know what they want

>>18376920
>And I have a pretty big ass.
post pls i have a cuck fetish and i like how you have a bf

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>>18376919
i don't want to eat pussy.......

>>18376924
and what makes you think men know what they want

>>18376922
Why would I measure my vagina size in an unaroused state? Not only would it be uncomfortable, but it would not be comparing like with like. It would tell me nothing about how it would feel to a bloke fucking me, cos I'd never fuck unaroused.

>>18376919
I know how to eat pussy, it's the only way I can give a girl an orgasm since I'm so small

>>18376810
Wake up at 5:30, be moving forward in a steady job, stimulate your mind with at least one dedicated hobby. Save at least 10% of everything you make, use a credit card to build credit, not spend freely, and buy high quality tools and furnishings once, not multiple rounds of shit.
Your work is not done when you come home, do at least one concrete thing every evening to improve where you live. Wash dishes as you cook. Learn to cook. Learn to fix what you own. Learn how to navigate without a map and with. Buy a car that isn't total shit and change the oil regularly.
Get anger under control by thinking about how you want to act before you react. Get depression under control by acting and getting outside- you may need to go to a doctor. Do so. Don't kick dogs, call your mother once a week, and if somebody's being a dick, be one back.
Don't force your beliefs on others, but don't let others talk down to yours. Anytime you think, "There's no way I could get hurt doing this", imagine how stupid you'll feel when you do, and put your gloves on. Work out to be fit. Read some damn books. Talk to strangers to get good at talking to strangers. Tip 25% and you'll get more than that back in free food. Grow out of drugs but keep doing alcohol. Get to bed early. Look at your fears instead of trying to ignore them- it wont work.

When you're 80, you will regret not having a family that loves you if you dont put work in now. Everything else in your life will narrow to that tiny point far more quickly than you realize. You work to live, not live to work, but you should be working hard all the time.

You'll get there man.

>>18376917
You can still eat pussy can't you? Would you rather be told you have a small dick and will never have a girlfriend because you will never be able to satisfy her instead?

>>18376929
Then it doesn't matter if you have a permahard 12" cock that jizzes champagne. You're shit in bed.

>>18376938
Most women can't orgasm from penetration anyway.

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>>18376932
I don't know.

>>18376935
You do not know anything about your own body. And this is coming from a guy (before you call me a creep i'm a med student). You can use lube if you are not aroused. Your body will not expand. Women get ultrasounds in their vaginas all the time but surely the doctor doesn't get them aroused first lol. Do some research if you do not believe me. Doctors use this method after women give birth to see if they need surgery to tighten up.

>>18376941
I just mean it's a pretty awful situation to be in. Imagine if your pussy was I don't know, super loose and the guy didn't feel anything and couldn't come with it, but you could still blow him anyway. Wouldn't you feel inadequate?

>>18376946
Is this a meme? I've always been able to make them cum from penetration.

>>18376950
are you the anon from r9k and ja with the sex doll? big fan

>>18376942
Do you care as long as I'm able to make you orgasm really hard?

>>18376957
yeah that's why you're here to ask us how to talk to girls kek

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>>18376958
What?

>>18376939
sound advice even if you dont get a 10/10 wife, everyone needs to do this

>>18376963
Literally never asked a question like that.

>>18376969
s-sorry nvm haha wrong number

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>>18376975
lol wtf

>>18376956
Yes, I would still blow him. I also don't know how a pussy can get so loose that you can't feel a thing inside it unless it had just given birth or something.
But relationships are about compromise and there is more to a relationship than just sex. I was trying to be nice to the small dicked anon asking a question who seemed to think having a micropenis was an absolute deal breaker when it really isn't.
If my boyfriend had a 2 inch dick I wouldn't mind if he just fucked me so he could get off and then I finished myself off. It's not a big deal. Maybe the male ego can't handle that, but then that's your problem, not mine.

I think between 7 and 8" is a really good size.

>>18376958
>>18376975
dude

>>18376981
fucking pedo

>>18376992
sorry i kno im awkward but i mean no harm to you people

>>18376356
You have to desentizr your dick by vigorous fapping and learning on how to edge. Kegels only make your erection stronger.

>>18376359
https://yourbrainonporn.com/

>>18376361
Maybe she finally matured and grow bored of social media. Or she is cheating you / preparing to break up.

>>18376383
Post pic.

>>18376606
>you are too good for me, please dont talk to me ever again

>>18376660
She makes my dick diamonds.
And then when i talk to her i realize she is good girl so i innitiate the dating sequence and see where it goes.
>how long
Boner in 10 seconds. Dating sequence from days to months.

>>18376731
Shit happens all the time.

>>18376769
Education, planning, condoms and lazyness and scared of commitment.

>>18376783
I will take tall girl anytime.

>>18376850
Get bf, insert his dick inside and ask him how it feels. If he cums, it is very good vagina. If he doesnt cum, your vagina is meh and you need to work on kegels more.

>>18376929
Lool, would lick. I wish my gf had this shiny pussy.

>>18377003
Age of consent is 16 where I live

>>18377055
those girls look younger than 16

>>18377051
>Shit happens all the time.
I guess. The fucky thing is we spoke 2 days earlier with no hint of her wanting to do it. Somehow we actually became pretty close friends.

Though knowing some of her past, I must say that she feels that she may go back to those ways, but doesnt want me to get hurt in the process?

I mean, she did party alot in HS, and College at first. To the point of having to leave that school after one semester. Now she seemed to have did a complete 180, and seems to be on the straight and narrow.
And more stuff happened too

does jelqing work? or its fucking snake oil and I shouldn't even bother

I am 6 inches but want to hit that magical 7 inch

>>18376957
You must have been lucky, or maybe they were faking it -shrug-. I've never even got close to orgasming from that. Of course I didn't say that just based on my experience, it seems to be that way based on both anecdotal evidence and what the Internet says. We even get posts about women who can't orgasm at all every so often in this board.

>>18377062
That can't be possible.

>>18377067
It works, it will destroy your ability to have firm reliable erections. Try kegel excercises. They works for firmer erections and wont kill your dick.

And learn how to eat pussy properly and you wont even need the dick at all.

>>18377066
Maybe she wanted you to invite her to date and since you havent acted, she lost interest. Girls are super fickle creatures. If you care about her that much, reach out to her yourself and ask her on date.

>>18377088
>Maybe she wanted you to invite her to date and since you havent acted, she lost interest. Girls are super fickle creatures. If you care about her that much, reach out to her yourself and ask her on date.

Eh, she's always avoided the topic of us meeting up in general. As friends or as more.

She has known I liked her for at least 4 months prior to her cutting it.

what are the best qualities in a woman?

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>>18377088
but I want my woman to be in awe of my dick

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>>18377095
Beta orbiter
Backup man
Emotional tampon
Attention source

Which one are you? Dont be ashamed, we all were something like that in the past. It is rite of passage all boys have to go through in order to find gf wife material.

>>18377104
Nonfat, is willing to sire many children, wants to have sex with me, can hold conversation and hides her feminazis views. But really, start with not being fat.

>>18377108
>awe
Then buy gigant dragon dildo and ram it into them. That will generate some awe.

>>18377088
I don't think eating pussy is all that great for girls. It feels horrible to me.

>>18377116
>willing to sire many children
>wants to have sex with me
i would ghost the shit out of you.

>>18377119
Why doesn't it feel good?

>>18377119
>horrible
Unless the idiot tried to bite your clit off or went straight to the pussy without the cuddling, touching, whispering and other foreplay things, i cant image what
>horrible
you feel abiut it. Care to share some tips?

>>18377123
Your blunder madam. I am nice guy, but the sex is too fun to pass and babies are mandatory in the long run. Girls are nice companions, but the babies are the real deal why to pursue them. If i wanted to talk and have somebody to play coop games with me, i would date my coworkers instead.

>>18377135
its just that you want many children. like ew. you will fuck up my body. you're not getting any more than 1-2 and 2 is pushing it

>>18377141
huh? what the fuck? you cannot be a state

>>18377116
Doubt I'm a backup as she hasn't dated in about 2 years

Definitely not orbiter, as that implies I do a lot of favors for her

Emotional tampon? Nope, it's not one sided if in out support

Attention? Maybe, but doubtful, as the conversation get detailed with her sending long ass texts that kinda mirrors mine

>>18377135
>went straight to the pussy without the cuddling, touching, whispering and other foreplay things
thats exactly what he did. it hurt too. not sure why.

>>18377151
On mobile...

One sided in our spport*

>>18377145
The sole fact you value your body (which will detoriate in few decades anyway) more than having big happy family of your own and descendants tells me about your personality and life values more that you probably wanted to share.

If you think boys cant dump girls, i would probably be the first boy who dumped you just for this sole sentence.

>>18377151
Ask her on date or cut contact. You obviously have more troubles than good from her. Stay safe anon.

>>18377154
>straight to the pussy
Classic virgin mistake. Clit is super sensitive and girls body needs to warm up first. Even your boobs can hurt at first until your blood start pumping. I personally like just touching the girl all over her body, kissing her neck and slowly undressing her. Then belly, thights, boobs and ask the girl how naughty she has been. And if nothing works, i straight ask her what to do. One girl eas so clueless that we just cuddled naked in bed and i suggested her to show me how she masturbates. After her first cum she finally get relaxed enough to enjoy me.

And with pussy, you have to be gently at first and see her reaction. Some likes it more rought, some needs just your tongue touching around the clit and she grinds her body to it herself.

Tldr practice makes perfect. If your bf is idiot in bed, just slap him and put him into place under you where he belongs :-)

>>18377104
Love, cleverness, cheerfulness, industry, and generous thighs

>A woman is a magnifier by nature. Give her a night of love, she can make a child. Give her a building, she turns it into a home. So if you give a woman crap, be prepared for a whole lot of shit.

>>18377180
>Ask her on date or cut contact. You obviously have more troubles than good from her. Stay safe anon.

Honestly, she's had a troubled past. Like this stuff

1) she left WVU after a semester. She posted this tweet some months later "It's so frustrating seeing how good I had it & threw it all away"
2) There were a set of drunken tweets from HS, and also that she was looking for party schools. And WVU was listed.
3) Had weight loss surgery at 18. Dunno what to make of this. She wasn't too bad really. 5'8 @ 180lbs? Kinda chubby, but not to the point where I would consider surgery
4) She has a relationship that seemed to have ended badly and she posted this "I've never wanted to get over someone so badly"
"Hate feeling like this "
Also posted a tweet long ago about hating when she would catch feels for someone. And a bunch of sappy romantic tweets. (Also seemed to have very low self esteem and what not)


And despite that shit, I still want to keep her as a friend and what not. But I am not so sure any more, as well, she seems to be ghosting me.

Also she avoids the topic of getting together in any context

>>18377180
go ahead and dump me it will be a favor

>>18376821
Depends on the girth.

>>18377206
>6X6
>fuckin workout routine for a dick
>german dicks are just like their empires, wide reaching, never over long, and work better with beer

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>>18376208
Human females (my opposite sex) often travel the fabric of spacetime in groups in which they exchange information to eachother
Here is my question: How do I approach a single female, in the intention of mating, while she is in the group? Without making a so-called "sour first impression" by interrupting their interactions?

>>18377200
Man she obviously had big impact at you when you are typing so much about her here of all places. Are you sure you arent in love? Wouldnt you accept her without thinking if she throw herself on you?

Cut contact. Seriously. Find real gf who doesnt need surgery to not get morbidly obese.

>>18377205
Why are you so unfriendly? You sort of attacked me based on having children first. Is really the idea that some boys want girls to give them big family so evil and disguisting for you?

What is your problem femanon? Maybe you want to sterilize yourself to not get pregnant by mistake?

>>18377200
Why the fuck do you want someone so unstable? Are you that desperate?

Girls, did you know that men scream your name when they are fapping and cum to you?

>>18377226
what?? why are you so offended by this?? i never attacked you. never said any of that. all i said is that i personally would not want many children. never said i dont want any at all. i said 1-2. why do you want so many children? whats wrong with a few? and why is it making you upset that a girl wants something else? dont worry, you and i will never meet, its not like we are dating. but im sure a lot of girls will not want more than 2. its rare. sharing my opinion does not make me some evil witch.

>>18377233
Lie

>>18377104
Being blonde, nice and having big tits.

>>18377245
How is that a lie?

>>18377258
Only you do that

>>18377242
I really wonder about how western society will change after this will hit the market.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/25/15421734/artificial-womb-fetus-biobag-uterus-lamb-sheep-birth-premie-preterm-infant

Will be girls obsolete?

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>>18377104
Her personality has to be very funny

>>18377274
As men didn't become obsolete after sperm donors became a thing, women won't become obsolete after artificial wombs will be on the market.
Most people who have children want a family. They want the woman they love and married to carry their babies and give birth to them, and then they want her to raise them. It's not just "get offspring".

>>18377274
i would be glad to have this. most women dont want to have children in the first place. did you forget that sperm banks exist? you can easily be replaced

>Girl gets upset at you over stuff ( I didn't take her seriously on something and she got pissed, said it was disrespect and she was totally right

>Says she wants to spend less time together but isn't sure

>Talk on and off for the next few days, still on good terms but no plans to meetup

Does she still want me around? She got extremely irritated and annoyed so I left her alone for a minute. Would it be too much to ask her to hangout this weekend? There are things I need to tell her but don't want to pester her or anything.

>>18377230
Eh, she's been stable in the year or so i've known her. Though her past was a bit shaky. Though, not bad anymore

>>18377226
Well, yea, she's had a positive influence on me. But yea, I do like her alot in that way. I'll gladly accept if she did that. And eh, I think her self esteem was basically zero at the time, so she took drastic measures (That i'm sure she regrets massively)

ill ask both genders
how do to make people fuck off away from me when out with friends, especially women, I'm out only because im playing a character to not make my deep depression visible. I've decided quite some time ago to go trough life alone, nobody knows i've been faking pretty much everything about me for more than half my life (I've been a somewhat whitty and funny person before depression), so again, I have a hard time telling people to just fuck off and just let me sit here behind the bar

>>18377323
I don't understand what you're asking. Are you saying you go out with friends, and then want them to leave you alone on the outings?

>>18377211
Sounds desirable!

>>18377329
No, I go out with friends, but I hate random people walking up to me, starting conversations, I normaly just split with the friend group at the start

How long until you introduce a grill to your family?

>>18377336
So you go to bars with the intention of speaking neither to your friends, nor to strangers?
Why not stay at home?

Alright, had this fling with this girl 4-5 years ago, we met again in my senior year of college at first I didn't recognize her since I'am bad with faces but she recognizes me and she has this pixie cut and was wearing trousers and the first thing I blurted out to her was "So you're into chicks now?" so my question is can I go for it or what?

>girl who is interested in me has just revealed that she is not delicate
;_;
What happened to delicate girls?
Girls, why don't you want to be delicate?

>>18377342
again, I've been acting out a character to everyone I know to prevent them from finding out about my depression, basically acting like I was before, going out often was what I used to do, and I think it would arouse suspicion if I didnt do it anymore

>>18377347
It's so hard coming out as not delicate. So, so brave of her.

>>18377350
Why are you trying to deceive them?
Those who matter won't care and those who care don't matter. Care in the sense of judge you.
Be depressed if you're depressed. Stay at home and wallow and just spend one on one time with people who make it feel better.

>>18377363
the thing is, ive been doing this to everyone, nobody but my sister knows about the act, and she only knows because she preasured me into it when I broke the character

I just dont want my family to know about the sorry state in im, especially my grandma as she's been trough a lot lately, call it edgy if you want but its how it is

>>18377370
Why not tell your friends and not tell your family?

>>18377374
im a bit too deep into this to come out clean right now, this has been going on for 5+ years

Guys - Do you mind if a girl is passionate about politics? Would you date someone you disagree with?

>>18377381
depends, do you bring it up all the time, do you accept your partners political views, are you loud about it

>>18377381
Funnily enough I just started seeing someone I met campaigning together for the upcoming election (britfag here)
I'm a grill but I suppose he wasn't put off by my overtly political-ness. Although I suppose it helps that we're obviously members of the same party.
It is difficult to date someone you disagree with about something as important as politics. I think you want different interests, similar values.

>>18377386
I talk about politics a lot because I am passionate about it. I love discussing and debating.

I don't want people to change their mind and accept everyone's views as long as they can back them up, and I rarely get mad.

>>18377397
okay, but do you bring it up all the time, does a normal converstation suddenly take a 90 degree turn towards politicsville

>>18377381
good God no I tend to stay away from those. Unless she's hot enough to justify it. Also I'm in academia and I think other guys in my department are like me. Simple girls lead to simple relationship. Complex thoughts are for muh mathematics

>>18377323
question still stands

>>18377377
Sorry anon. Sounds tough. Do you see a therapist or anything? You need somewhere you can be open about it.

>>18377413
I dont want to be open about it though, even my sister knowing about it is a serious threat
all I want to know is how to keep people stay away, I dont want to bring more people in
keeping it up is hard enough as is

>>18377393
That's nice. Who are you campaigning for?
I don't mind dating someone I disagree with, unless we are polar opposites and radically different. I think different opinions keep discussion fun.

>>18377407
I bring it up when it makes sense. If we are talking about the weather I won't bring up Trump's opinion on climate change and the Paris agreement, no.

Girls

Do you ever think about fucking other men while in a relationship?

>>18376960
Does a man care if he never gets sucked off even though he climaxes from penetration?

That's right.

>>18377381
I'm a PhD student in History, so obviously I'd like that in theory, but she'd have to know when to put it in a box too. Talking about politics alone would get tiresome, especially if we disagreed on everything and had no common ground.

The only issue I couldn't budge on is abortion. If you support abortion, it couldn't work.

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>>18377419
You're a bigger person than I, anonette.
The thing is so much of politics is actually right and wrong answers rather than value judgements, so it pisses me off when people won't accept they're objectively wrong.
>my 4chan level social skills

>>18377439
Yes, but I never act on it.
Do you think about fucking other women while in a relationship?

>>18377450
>Do you think about fucking other women while in a relationship?
not him but during my first and only relationship I didnt, I as surprised I actually got as far as I did

>>18377450
Nope.

>>18377439
I do but in a fleeting, non-committal way. Kind of how you can have a passing thought about some foreign destination or something. It's nice that it exists but I'm not antsy to find out for myself.

I'm meeting this girl tomorrow who I've only been with a couple of times like three years ago. She had a boyfriend then, and she has a boyfriend now. She only texts me like once a year but now she says she misses me. We aren't even close friends and never had sex. I don't know what her intentions are at all. Last time we met she wasn't flirty at all and didn't even contact me for a year after. What the hell does she want?

>>18377450
I haven't even thought about kissing another girl.

>>18377442
works for me. I could put my dick in her mouth when she sleeps, theoretically.
Every couple needs to have a prankster.

>>18377449
>The thing is so much of politics is actually right and wrong answers
I agree with this, but I bet you're wrong about many of them.

>>18376982
Of course you would still blow him and the small dick guy would still eat her out, I was just talking about inadequate you would feel at a basic level. Yeah sex is just a part but knowing you are forever inferior is tough.

>>18377468
Nah, the risk of her biting down in surprise would not be too great.

Also a blowjob is more about what's done to you than anything special about the mouth. It's colder and looser than a pussy, the magic is in putting it to use optimally.

Women would you notice difference between 6 and 7 length or 4 and 5 girth?

>>18377450
In the honeymoon early months? Not at all.

Then 6 months in, I met her family, and her energetic younger sister looks just like her, hmm, never acted on it though.

>>18377477
I guess if I just got out of a LTR with someone only to hook up with someone an inch bigger or smaller, probably yes.

But overall, not really no. Especially because there's also difference with a single penis (depending on how hard he is, the angle etc) so it's not like that is one static experience.

If you are talking about skewing your stats, go right ahead, virtually every guy does.

>>18377443
Oh I definitely don't want to argue about politics all the time. Usually if the argument is sterile I stop talking about it because it gets boring.
Unless it is about vaccines, I can't let it go when it is about vaccines. That's probably the only topic that legitimately triggers me.
It's just something I am very passionate about, so yeah - I enjoy talking about it. I have other hobbies and interests tho.

I am always in a weird position when it comes to abortion. Heh.

>>18377449
I don't feel like most things are right or wrong.
Usually if me and the other person can agree on the facts I don't mind disagreeing on the interpretation. Usually if the other person is informed I even learn something from disagreeing, which is fun.
Obviously if they are objectively wrong and won't let go, then yeah - it is not going to work out.

>>18377477
visually, maybe, if I have a ruler, sure.
How it feels though, I really doubt there's a difference. Since this depends much more on how attractive the guy is

>>18377477
Mostly how it feels.

>>18377489
well, don't you feel the difference between being penetrated by finger(s) and a dick?

>>18377489
who has ruler when they are about to have sex?
anyway, thought so myself, wanted to know if I should try casual hookup with 6x5 (not skewing stats)

>>18377297
Learn how to stay quiet and just listen at a times. You cant win argument battle by reasoning back against girls. Your best bet is play it on emotions. Tell her you are sorry and you will do your best to not repeat the same mistake again.

Next time she will become pissed, just listen to her and hug her at the end with apologize. Doesnt matter who is right, she has to feel like you want her. Dont ask logic behind this because there is none. She is always right until she calms enough to regain back her reason.

Ask her on date again and learn from your mistake.

>>18377323
>pretending to be ok and
>die alone plan
Are recipe for disaster. Dont do it unless you like the idea of suicide. Seek professional help. Dont be ashamed reaching for help. Nobody deserves to feel dead inside.

>>18377340
Before you move together in.

>>18377346
Try to contain your autism a little and try again writing question which makes sence. And you have to be 18+ to be here.

>>18377381
Indifferent. At least i will have something to talk about with you.

>>18377464
Buy condoms. She wants the D.

>>18377477
I wish for this meme
>is my dick big enough
to die. Please.

>>18377492
and how does it feel, does it feel different?

Girls, how many of you don't give the slightiest fuck about politics?
I mean nothing. You don't know, you don't care, you leave the room if somebody starts talking about this bullshit

>>18377488
>I can't let it go when it is about vaccines.
In favour or against?

I'd like a girl who was interested in politics, even if she didn't agree with me on many things. It might not be best to lead with it with a new guy, though, because a lot of people either find it boring or abrasive, to my chagrin.

>>18377499
Women who are having casual sex are hoping to find a guy who shows them a good time, enjoys their company, treats them properly etc. They are not looking for huge cocks.

Stop worrying about this shit. You are above average. How you handle the woman matters much more for her overall sexual experience than something like one inch more or less.

>>18377495
if its from the same guy's big fingers? I don't think so.

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>>18377502
> I wish this meme to die
I wish so as well, but so many cuck shit, and humiliation porn nowadays makes you bit insecure about myself desu

Bump >>18377347

>>18377352
Feminazi pls.

>>18377381
You're all absolutely crazy. Politicians are all fucked up. I'd run away from you even if you agreed with me.

>>18377502
>Buy condoms. She wants the D.
Is it up to me to make a move? I mean she has a boyfriend as far as I know.

>>18377457
>>18377467
So you mean to tell me that you've never fantasized about fucking a hot celebrity, the chick from the pron you watched earlier in the day, some random you saw walking down the street? I'm calling bullshit.

>>18377347
Being delicate isn't fun.

>>18377502
>Dont do it unless you like the idea of suicide
suicide is a big nono, but asking for help is one of the hardest thing for me, call it pride but I hate it when people do shit for me, just use that effort for yourselves
/adv/ is my outlet because I can actually break the character, and even asking for advice here is hard for me

>>18377514
what do you mean don't think so?
did you actually try it?

>>18377503
It feel really good. I saw another femanon mention that it feels like it kinda explodes when he penetrates in and out. It might sounds weird but it's actually a suiting word.

>>18377523
Nope. I can think that a woman is pretty but I never imagine myself fucking or cuddling or whatever, with that person.

>>18377509
>In favour or against?
In favour.
I felt annoyed by the fact you thought I could be against vaccines, heh. Really it triggers the worst part of me. It's one of the few issues where I think that you either agree with me or you are a hopeless idiot.
I don't even feel that way about nazis.

>a lot of people either find it boring or abrasive
I am pretty concerned about this. But, yeah. I'll tone it down, probably.

>>18377518
>Politicians are all fucked up
I don't even care about one politician in particular, or adhere to an ideology.
Just enjoy discussing.

>>18377523
Neither of them you replies to, but no. I watch porn to get my dick hard.

>>18377520
>girl having bf inviting me to hang out with her
She already decided she wants to cheat like any other cheating whore would. Get her a little drunk so she has moral excuse to cheat (because alcohol gives you pass from morals and laws right) and be very touchy and friendly. She will probably want to fuck you more than you her.

And really bring condoms, you dont know with how many dudes she slept already. And never take her as your gf. She cheated once, she will do it again even to you. Cum and dump.

If you are bro, send message from her phone to her bf after the act so he isnt true cuck.
>bros before hoes

>>18377515
Put your dick into your hand. Feels big? Then imagine being girl with tiny hands. From her perspective your dick is HUGE. Done. And now go and google guide for oral sex so you make her cum every time.

>>18377528
Dude just do it for your family. You being in this state is just ticking bomb. You check all clinical depression checkboxes. Seriously seek help. Dont you want to feel happy again? Please, seek help. *virtual hug sent*

>>18377529
I don't think I have had a bf with 6" finger and 7" penis.

But I do know that what I feel is mostly related to my image of him when he fucks me, as long as the penis is hitting something in my pussy.

You can try it with your girl, use a 1 inch cock sleeve, and ask her if she orgasm faster. I really doubt it. But who really knows?

>>18377555
I guess. I mean she does have a lot of male friends which isn't normal for girls. I don't think we are going for a drink though, we haven't really made plans yet. And I really don't want to make a move on her, as she's the one with a boyfriend.

>>18377555
>Dont you want to feel happy again
its been a while actually, a short relationship helped but it only got worse when it ended, the whole act is what I came up with to cover it up when the depression started in my early teens

Why are women such slutty whores compared to men? What is the science behind it?

>>18377523
wtf why would i do that when i have a gf

do women do this

>>18377540
>I felt annoyed by the fact you thought I could be against vaccines, heh
People believe all sorts of things. I never assume.

>It's one of the few issues where I think that you either agree with me or you are a hopeless idiot.
Well, I don't know. I mean, obviously I'm pro-vaccinations, but I also don't trust doctors totally, and so I think it's important to continue scrutinising any medical procedure. I think it's a silly mistake to think we're past the age of medical policy mistakes.

>I am pretty concerned about this.
As am I.

>But, yeah. I'll tone it down, probably.
Maybe you're just not as bad as me. In my experience, though, apart from my close friends, who share the same interests, people find politics boring.

>>18377570
>compared to men
What? Men are much sluttier than women, they just can't act on it as much as they would ideally want to.

>>18377340
Depends on how close you are to your family physically. If you live with them or see them weekly then you'll probably end up introducing her sooner just because of living arrangements. If not introduce her when things get a little more serious. The two of you are exclusive, you'd like to move in with her, you're thinking about putting a ring on it etc.

>>18377340
If I want to marry her
so never for most girls lol

>>18377527
How is the being the contrary fun? Do you like swearing, fighting, being tough?

>>18377588
>they just can't act on it as much as they would ideally want to.
???

>>18377588
Women are the ones who sold their body throughout history.

>implying you came up with calculus or anything that matters

>>18377539
>>18377575
I really highly doubt that. Everyone does it, subconsciously or consciously.

>>18377567
Do what you will, /adv/ should never decide for you. As i see it, she wants the D. Decide for yourself if it is worth it.

>>18377568
Dude, people without depression wake up in the weekend and are happy because they dont have to go to work. Then they eat breakfast with something sweet and feel great just from food. Listen to music and it makes them feel alive. Then they shitpost new memes and every triggered (you) feels like little orgasm to them.

And you feel none of that, because your chemical receptors in your head are messed up for some reason. Please, seek psychologist. Try some happy pills. You have to snap out of it. Talk to your sister, tell her how bad you feel, try to weep, hug her tightly and ask her to never let you go. In time you will feel better. Nobody will think lowly of you and even if they do, it means they were shit person to begin with.

Please, reach for help. Talk about your problems. Stop pretending you are ok. You dont deserve this. It will be better i promise. Allow others to help you! You feel like suicide isnt option now, but in time it will feel better and better. Dont allow that and seek help.

Please.

>>18377605
>>18377606
You fight trolls by not giving them (You)s.

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Why this board preaches size doesn't matter, but if we look what dildos women buy they are almost always above average in length and girth ?

>>18377607
Don't project your own ethics onto us.

>>18377552
I get that. It was just an example. But, I sometimes fantasize about a porn I watched when I'm trying to get myself off.

>>18377611
is it really though
The best selling dildo is like 6".
Gay dudes tend to go for 9" and above tho

>>18377583
Oh, I don't believe any medical procedure should ever be done without the necessary control. Vaccines are extremely controlled tho - probably the most secure and studied medical procedure ever.
I want them to stay that way, tho, and I hope people will keep studying about them.

Just a couple of my friends are as into politics as me. And both disagree with me, which makes things fun.

>>18377605
They would like to have more sex than they can find women willing to indulge them.

>>18377606
...yes, and who created the demand for paid sex there? Right, men. The reason men did not sell their body is that there would be no buyers as other men were trying to push it on women for free already.
Think this shit through better.

>>18377613
How is this now a matter of ethics?

>>18377611
Dont forget about girls wasting huge $ for massive dragon dildos.

>>18377607
you have no idea, what subconsciousness is, have you?
please, educate yourself prior to making moronic statements.

>>18377570
>>18377588
gj killing the thread lol

>>18377620
Cuz you hoe behind your bfs back and we don't. Poor guy.

>>18377621
also that

>>18377611
obvious conclusion: you are talking about two distinct groups of people, who don't know each other

>>18377609
my sister has a lot on her plate right now as is with a baby on the way and I dont want to bother her with irrelevant shit. altering my mind with happy pills is out of the question too, I dont know how it will affect me and what will happen when I take them.

as I said I only break character when im alone, when on /adv/ and once accidentally which resulted in my sister finding out, as soon as I give out more info the shell will start to break which I cant allow

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>>18377624
Please, my now ex-boyfriend was the one who cheated on me. Not the other way around. I actually have morals.

>>18377621
>girls

>>18377633
Everyone have morals you stupid you.

>>18377636
Those fall under the category girls.

>>18377611
Actually piggybacking off this

If women don't get anything from penetration, why the fuck do dildos exist?

>>18377642
Women don't get nothing out of penetration, that's the case for a small minority of very unfortunate women. For by far most women, penetration is pleasurable and fun, but not as reliable to bring them to orgasm as clitoral stuff.

As for why dildos are a thing - many are not sold to straight women but to gay or lesbian folks who are typically already more toy-minded. Secondly, just because penetration in itself isn't everything for most women, doesn't mean it doesn't feel good. Thirdly, when a woman uses a dildo on herself she's very worked up already, perhaps fingers herself during, has sexy images playing on her screen or in her head... that's the equivalent to some very solid foreplay, which young guys tend to rush through to get to dick in pussy, which also makes the experience less good for the woman.

>>18377642
>If women don't get anything from penetration
lol each girl is different
maybe get a gf then see what she's like.
You can't force femanons to all share the same feeling about penetration.

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>>18377617
>The reason men did not sell their body is that there would be no buyers as other men were trying to push it on women for free already.
Sure it is.

>>18377631
So the vision of you feeling good from ordinary things isnt appealing enough to you? When was the last time you felt great after fap at hot shower?

Seek psycholog. Happy pills arent forever. You just need to get the brain receptors back into check. Hell even crying to someone shoulder would do the trick. PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP. I dont want you to be just another suicider in sad statistics.

>>18377642
They do. If you do it right, it is pleasant experience and some are capable of cumming from it. But the significant part is seeing your boyfriend getting lost in world of pleasure, lusting away after your body and shuddering in pleasure.

Casual sex is nothing compared to sex with sonebody you love. And ability to please your partner in piv is very fun and satisfying for the girl. And if she isnt lazy, she can easily finger herself while you pound away. Then when her pussy is squeezing your dick in contracrions and milking every drop of cum from you, you enter the heaven together.

And now please stop the meme
>is my dick enough?

>>18377660
Hate to break it to you but male prostitutes are still a tiny minority compared to female prostitutes, and mostly serve male clients.

Exactly because men aren't picky if they can get their dick wet.

New thread:
>>18377662
>>18377662

>>18377642
cause you can't extract resources, or emotional support when you need from a dildo, when most husbands go to work or women come up with lame excuse like "my head hurts" they just use that 9 inch dildo they bought

>>18377666
why even bother lol
it's gonna get spammed with r9k virgins dick size men vs women >how do I get a gf like pic posts

>>18377664
so... is my dick enough?

>>18377609
Alright, if she makes a movie I will fuck her.

With a condom of course.

>>18377464
she just wants to be friends chill