butcher

>>18373656
John's Sausage Stop
Mutilated Dead Animal Carcass Shoppe

Super markets have made butcher shops obsolete.

>>18373673
ok pal

Call it super butcher

>>18373656
The Chopping Block
Meats 4 U
Meat Meat and More Meat
The Final Cut
Sitting on Loins
Protein Stop
Come In and Find Out
Super Meat Boy
Cows, Chickens, and MORE!

>>18373673
good luck getting any prime grade meat at a supermarket. also all of the meat at my local butcher is half the cost of the supermarket meat and it's local livestock.

where hookers lay

Please Come

>>18373673
>buying meat from a supermarket

KEK

Question, what does your first and last name start with

>>18374055
oscar mayer is my name.

Meyer's Meats

Incidentally, what got you into butchering?

I kill people for a living, the butcher shop makes it easier to dispose of bodies

>>18374329
what's the pay like? do you consider it worth the risk?

>>18374338
I charge £500 per head, its not a lot but I do around 2-3 a week which is enough. Its not risky at all for me as I plan everything beforehand.

>>18373656
Don't know about a title, but the slogan has to be

"You can't beat our meat"

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>>18373815

>Sitting on Loins
This one

>>18373673
Not everyone wants to eat homogenized shit.

I love my butcher!

>>18373815
>>The Chopping Block
10/10 would drive extra 15min for this

Mystery Meats

>>18373656
sweeny's meaty beaty's
our motto is "beat your meat til' you fall asleep"

Sausage Fest
People love slightly risque names, there's a chiropractor's near me called "The Joint"

>>18373656
Blackham Industries

>>18373656
T. H. I. C. C.

>>18373900
This guy has the right idea

Jurgis

Porky's
Deadbeat's Beef
Beated Meat

Meaty's
Meat Flaps
Protein Sack

>>18373656
"You're gonna love my nuts"

>>18373815
>The Chopping Block
Fantastic.

>>18373656
the butchers: yes seriously. so many businesses have to come out with a "wacky name" to get them customers.

>>18374803
This.

>>18373656
"Roasties"


>>18374803
and this as your slogan

>>18374803
That's the most over used slogan and the oldest butcher's joke ever, dude.

Mucha Carne

>>18373656
Slaughterhouse Five

>>18373815
It's tough
>The Final Cut
>Big Meats 4 U
>The Chopping Block
>Sitting on Loins
OP, pls choose one of these

Pleased to Meat You

Chad's meat

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>>18377657
that name is as funny as this picture, plus it also relates to it.

REAL MEAT
Keeping it real since [insert random year]

High Steaks

Then have some sausages or something hanging from the ceiling

>>18377803
Or a piece of meat smoking weed

>>18373656
Meat Shop Chop Chop Chop

>>18373673
This post should be obsolete. xD This is wrong on so many levels.

>>18373656
[Insert last name here]'s Butcher Shop

>>18377899
Yum yum shop

Call it meat