Advice for getting laid.

meet through friends?

Don't bother trying. The game is rigged.
Beta 4 life.

>>18372387
lulz.

Your stated goal is "get laid" and nothing else. So, escort services.

>>18372382
Get and education. Pick a career you enjoy. Settle at a company with job security. Maintain till 32. Stay healthy. Don't get a chick pregnant. Don't get married.

You follow those directions exactly and you'll have more pussy than you will know what to do with.

>>18372387
Lulz

>>18372429
I'm pretty sure he wants to get laid within the next 10 years

Try to be good looking
Pick the girl you almost wouldn't fuck
Just talk to her like a human being
Get laid

>>18372382
Insert Tab A into Slot B

Tinder is pretty dope. Swipe right on everyone then unmatch the uglies

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>buzzfeed is making fun of us again

>>18372382
Start working out, eating better and try dress better. Wear a decent cologne but not too much, some girls are weirdly into this.

Start hanging out with your guy friends that have a lot of girl friends, or make a platonic friendship with an ugly chick who has lots of girl friends. Honestly the easiest way is meeting a girl through a mutual friend, they immediately trust you more and you have some shit to possibly talk about, you also come across as less creepy/desperate.

Or use tinder, cant talk from personal experience but it seems to work for some people.

Most people don't even know where this came from