Big Dicks

It's not how fast the car is sometimes you gotta have a good driver behind the wheel. Do you ever see that expensive sports car and their driving slow kinda like that

>>18371576
Big is good, but shape is also super important.

IMO a nice looking normal sized dick is better than a big ugly one

>>18371576
Most chicks like long and skinny for anal, while they prefer ~6-7" plus thick for vaginal.
Chicks don't like getting hit in the cervix, it is apparently really painful

My boyfriend has a smallish 5 inch dick (I think? He'd dump me on the spot if I tried to measure it)

There are a few problems. Not with sensation, because everything bigger than a micropeen basically feels the same. But certain positions are impossible because he can't reach. If I'm on top of him, he can't fuck me from below because his dick isn't that long and he can't move that much. If we're spooning, he can't insert it from behind. And I love spooning! He'll get tired and slip out easily during doggy style too.

That and the fact that he's really fucking insecure about it (probably bc of decades of reading toxic shit about small dicks) so he's too sensitive to collaborate and try to figure out new positions.

Small dicks represent unique challenges, but it's still worth it if the person is great.

>>18371607
5 isn't even that small

avg is actually 5.75 ... not 6 like everyone claims


its when you got a 4 or smaller..... I'd be insecure at that point (for reference mine is 5.75, but its a nice lookin cock :))

>>18371598
>Chicks don't like getting hit in the cervix
some do. and my ex, while not liking getting rammed in the cervix, loved me pushing up on it. dunno why, and it was boring as hell for me, but she liked it so I did it.

>>18371607
I have a small dick and worked for 5 years with my exwife to figure out positions

you really only have different forms of 'missionary' with limited success in other positions depending on the size of your partner

granted she had a big butt, but still

>>18371634
I will tell you this, if you touch a woman's cervix they immediately get ridiculously wet. well, based on anecdotal evidence I have and off of everything I read when I was trying to figure out why my ex liked it so much and what I could do to make it even better.

>>18371636
Only missionary? Holy crap you and your ex wife wasted a lot of time. Woman on top is awesome. Even if you're an absolute fatass, like me, you can still make the most of a small dick situation if you ride the dude and figure out what angles are good.

>>18371644
my ex only got ridiculously angry

... ok, gonna dick punch my new gf in the cervix..... i'll report back after k

>>18371584
t. dicklet

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>>18371669
>dick punch
anon... lol... don't dick punch her, the only girl I've ever known that said she liked it was a masochist. my ex gf said she liked feeling full, not getting rammed lol.

biologically though, if you go balls deep, not thrusting, not ramming, just gently, and you are large enough to push on her cervix (GENTLY, ONCE AGAIN LMAO) a womans body will produce a shit ton of lube.

>tfw 4.5 inch length and 4.5 inch girth


No woman will ever want me ;_;

>>18371762
learn to eat pussy.... master the clit... BECOME
THE CLIT COMMANDER!!!!!

syrsly, lots of guys just can't ...
if you don't understand, go look up some basic biology

>>18371743
lol..... aallllright..... that does explain maybe what went wrong with the ex.

Plus this one wants to figure out how to squirt. Got my last 2 to squirt.... haven't made this one do it..... maybe this'll help

Girls don't usually like it that big. This is a porn meme. They don't like it too short either, so the average is enough.

Too big = painful as fuck if it hits the womb entrance
Too short = it doesn't rub/estimulate enough area inside

If you're average, then you can give her some really good pleasure.

The most important things are width and performance. A skinny dick doesn't give the "fullness" feeling, which is the most important thing since you want to estimulate those cave walls and not the emptiness of the hole. At the same time, skinny dicks are perfect for anal (maybe not so with guys receiving anal, that's a whole other story).

And, of course, performance is the main secret since sexual pleasure is all about rubbing. Not gonna say it is the ONLY thing because if you don't have an average cock and a relatively thick one, she won't feel a thing (or feel too much pain) but a guy with a short skinny dick who knows how to use his dick is much better than a guy with the same dick who doesn't know what to do.

>>18371743
why would you want to feel "full" though?

can a femanon elaborate?

>>18371791
she liked the feeling of being full of as much dick as she could take was my guess. would not mind a femanon clearing this up for me though. my understanding was that you have to move your penis for the girl to get pleasure from it, particularly angled so you get the g spot. she literally liked for me to go balls deep and just hold there for a few seconds and would almost cum from it.

6 inches long 4.7 inches girth (circumference)

is this ok or too thin?

>>18371838
That's pretty fine. Not too long, not too short, good thickness, just like I said here >>18371786

Don't worry about that, just work on your physical and sexual skills (i.e., working out to last more, knowing how to pleasure a girl - every girl has her own likes though -, not jerking off like there's no tomorrow so you can get it up at the right time etc.).

Working on your looks is important too. If a girl finds you attractive as fuck that'd help a lot to make her horny.

>>18371838
There is a dick rating board on this site you know

>>18371576
Some chicks like bigger dicks and it seems like it's usually the ones that really enjoy painful fucking. All my bros with big dicks complain that most girls won't let them go balls deep etc.

I think the consensus is that it's better to be above average than below average but that like truly big dicks are kind of a niche preference.

How do you measure the length of your dick?

I have plastic tailor measuring tape that goes in inches, I just don't understand where I start.

am I supposed to press it to the pelvis/right at the base of the dick?

In my experience, shape and chemistry matter more than size. My partner has a very average sized dick, but the shape of it stimulates my gspot perfectly in a couple of positions and makes me cum super hard.

That said, i love feeling full or stuffed, and it's a sensation that a really big dick can provide that smaller ones can't. The fullness feels nice because it's this pressure on all of the clitoral complex at once that you can't get away from. That sensation of stretching can be really erotic, and looking down to see that you've worked this huge thing into you is also a huge turn on. I think you have to enjoy a deep, almost massaging sensation to really enjoy the feeling of big dicks.

>>18371961
I'm hard

>>18371943
depends on if you want the actual length or the usable length. This matters if you are overweight... you lose some useable length (motivation to lose weight I guess)

>>18371961
yep, if your dick bends up, face to face fucking hits the g-spot
If your dick bends down, go doggy style....

left or right..... get creative

>>18371576

its kinda like muscles. we say 'we want big' but we dont want it so big that it ruins anything. anything thats ridiculously big is just a novelty.

my roommate has a huge fucking cock, ten incher, just the longest fucking thing. its amazing really, im seven inches my self and usually people praise my dick for its size, but he towers over mine and thats fun.

but i dont even like little dicks inside me you cant pay me to put a big dick in ,e.

>>18371961
I'm this poster >>18371838 and this is where insecurities come into play for me, knowing that if my gf wants that "full feeling" I can't give it to her.

how do you deal with the fact knowing that you cant get that feeling with your partner? is it a deal breaker in anyway?

>>18371972
I'm not overweight, my torso is flat so my pelvis is in line.

what is defined as useable length? in this case is me being fit/not fat meaning my useable length is the measurement from the base of my pelvis/cock to the tip?

>>18371978
>but i dont even like little dicks inside me you cant pay me to put a big dick in me.

what??

>>18371997

not everyone likes it up the ass.

honestly i dont even like sucking dick. his is the only one ive sucked in the last 4 years and even then my efforts could be called half assed. its more like sucking inbetween mostly stroking.

>>18372005
its story time fucker, tell us about this 10 inch monster and how you got your hands on it.

this thread is officially hijacked

>>18371997
yeah, measure from the exposed base of your cock (don't cheat and push in further) to the tip

Its easier with a piece of string, you can also measure girth like this.

I'm 5.5 long and 5 circumference ... i could gain another 1/4-1/2 inch cause I do need to lose some weight. that padding at the base isn't helping me get deeper

>>18371978
I want 10" in me...

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>>18372014

welp

>be me
>kinda into nudism (theres another weird story about how i got into that but thats not for now)
>i have a roommate though so its mostly just when hes not home
>i always text him asking his work schedule so i can just walk around naked when hes not home
>sometimes have a nudist friend or two over if he works night
>its now the hottest day of the year (june last year)
>i come home, strip naked and stand naked in front of the A/C
>he walks in unexpectedly, saying he came home early
>i play it cool 'dont look down, im going buck naked and do not care'
>he laughs it off 'no its hot (as in the temperature) man, i might join you'
>he doesn't
>but a week later he says 'so man... nudity is that okay?
>he admits he went on nudist hikes a lot growing up
>i said sure, i have been hiding it for awhile and just want to be comfortable
>that night he asks if i want to watch a movie with him (were both naked)
>we have literally never hung out or done more than casual conversation in the common areas
>i agree
>halfway through mad-max and chill he gives this look (pic related)
>asks if i want to 'rub one out iwth him'
>i say sure
>he admits he did this on hikes with his friends
>his cock is huge
>i comment on how fucking huge his cock is
>he says his favorite thing baout nudism is just seeing his own cock bounce aorund and how much bigger it is than other guys
>we jerk off together about once a week
>one day i finally go down and suck his dick
>the things longer than my fucking face
>i even eat his cum
>together we host a bigger nudist night with five other dudes and end up in a circle jerk
>he cant cum
>says he isnt sure hes gay but he likes it when i play with his dick so thats fine
>hes moved out but we meet every two weeks just to hang in the nude and play with each others dicks
>go to hot springs and nude beaches too

>>18372031
Oh my anon. Did you ever fuck?

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As an average dick, is there anything I can do to satiate a woman's desire for fullness?

Strap-ons could be an option? Are there other attachments people can use to simulate having a monster cock?

>>18372040

like i said, i dont like little dicks inside me, let alone big dicks, and he says hes disgusted by anal. even if he was, i wouldn't even attempt it. i really have zero interest in having a dick in my ass.

>>18372043

no. you have to deal with her flaws, she has to deal with yours. we will never be all encompassing and to try and stimulate her with a strap on simply makes you a puppet for her life.

people aren't supposed to love you because you're perfect. they are supposed to love you because what you do offer is worth over looking the rest.

that being said, its okay to indulge her if she wants to try toys and such.

>>18372046
not all women have huge titties, but there's no need to get all philosophical about it. Go yell at liberals on facebook or something

>>18372048

>not all women have huge titties

exactly my point.

>but there's no reason to get all philosophical about it

I wasn't. this has nothign to with philosophy its basic 'don't be retarded' advice.

you are what you are. they like you as you are. that's all you can do.

that being said, its an advice board and someones having insecurities about something they cannot change. its exactly the time to get philosophical.

>facebook

kill your self.

>>18372044
All of my JO buddies eventually want sodomy and its a huge disappointment and turn off for me. Wish there was a way to meet people like you and your friends.

>>18372043
get a hitachi magic wand and a butt plug
put in the plug, tie her down, then hitachi her clit while you fuck her mouth.... or if she perfers balls, tea bag her, or if she likes your ass, sit on her face..

>>18372063

i mean im okay with sodomy if im the top, but its really unnecessary. most of my sex is just mutual jo cuz i dont like oral, i dont like sucking or being sucked (in my roommates case its a rare novelty) so most of my (man) sex is just mutual masturbation which is great for me, but its kind of a dying art now that PrEP exists.

>>18372052
Anon I'm just asking how to fill a woman's stretchy meat hole while having fun doing it, for fucks sake

>>18372064
>sit on her face

I like how you think

>>18372073
I kind of want you to describe in detail how you like to suck off your friend desu

>>18372080

>im just asking for advice

and i gave you advice. just because its not the advice you want does not mean its not the advice you need.

>>18372081

i rarely focus on his pleasure to be honest. i like to play with it. like have it just barely in my mouth and slip out and it moves around cuz its so big and i lick around it.

this conversation made me hot so i texted him asking for another movie night. were watching law abiding citizen on tuesday now.

>>18372073
PrEP?

>>18372085
How does his cock feel when he cums? How do you feel when you take his load anon?

Holy shit I'm getting hot too

>>18372089

its a new medication thats 1% more effective against hiv then a condom.

theoretically speaking, barring other complications, if you are taking this pill once a day you simply will not get HIV.

its been around for a long time as PEP (post exposure) and given to people who already had hiv. it, combined with other medication is what makes someone who has hiv become undetectable which basically means that you /shouldn't/ be able to pass the virus on to other people. the virus is in such low levels of infection that you wil ltest negative for it. as soon as you stop taking the medication the virus comes back though, so its not a cure.

anyways if oyu take this medication when you DONT have hiv it makes it virtually impossible to catch it, especially if you are a top.

>>18372096

im not to osure, not something i pay attention in the moment. i want him to cum directly in my mouth one time but im a lazy cock sucker desu. i feel slutty when he does cum in my mouth, but its usually after jerking him off and going down to get it, not working him to an orgasm with my mouth like how i want.

because its a thing i normally dont do it feels like hes 'marking me' like im his. like hes the only guy i do it for, so that makes me his bitch or something.

>>18372019
this means my measurements of an average of 6.5" (7" on a real good one) x 6.5" circumference adheres to standard scientific measuring practice. good.

>>18372099
well I learned something new while getting hard

>>18372105
I'm not that anon btw.

>>18372109

its great. i mean i used to NEVER have anal sex cuz i hate condoms but wasnt stupid enough to get a disease.

but now i can just ask for proof they're on prep (i cant take it my self, i seem to be allergic) and then i fuck em. even the doctors say im pretty safe considering i only top

>>18372105
6.5" circum? thats fairly thick, avg is around 4.25

>>18372115
what about people who want to take loads in their butt? if I take 100 loads (to make the stats easier), what percentage chance do I have of getting HIV?

5 inches here bet I've had more pussy than you fags
>Mfw all she wants is a nigga with confidence

>>18372127

you have to ask a specialist to know for sure but from what mine told me condoms are 98% effective against hiv, and PrEP is 99% effect against hiv. to a lot of people 99% is simply just the 'safe zone of error' you have to put in beause nothing is allowed to give a 100% agreement.

as long as you are taking it daily they say you more or less cannot get hiv

as a bottom if you have sex with someone who is hiv positive without a condom/prep they say there is a 1/30 chance you will contract the disease.

if you are a top who has sex with an hiv positive bottom without protection its only a 1 in 300 chance (it basically boils down to you having an injury on your dick).

if you want to get gangbanged, PrEP is your best bet. for best results do PrEP4PrEP which is basically where only guys on PrEP (or who bring their rapid test results from the last 24 hours) can fuck you.

if everyones on PrEP, no one has anything to worry about. std tests are required every 2 months to ensure safety.

>>18372140
>5 inches
>nigga

lol

>>18372141
"PrEP is intended for use with condoms, so that each method can compensate for essential or casual efficacy deficits of the other."

"Moves toward the widespread adoption of PrEP has been divisive, both politically, and within gay culture, with some seeing PrEP as being likely to be misused, and to undermine existing safer sex policies. The pejorative term "Truvada Whore" has been used by some in the gay community who perceive PrEP users as irresponsible."

>>18372159
I'm white but we're all niggas at the end of the day...short niggas, tall niggas, white niggas, gay niggas etc stop being insecure fags why's this even a thread

>>18372122
yeah I'm happy about it lol

>>18372192
Muh nigga!

PrEP sounds like a good thing, where can I pick it up?

I've been getting shit for having a small dick my whole life.

When I measure my dick, it's 5.5" long and 4.5"(bone pressed measurement, which is the correct way to measure as I understand it?). Anyway, this should fit into the normal-range category on length almost perfectly, and I think I'm like .1 or .2" below the 'average' in girth.

However, I've been mocked by past partners for having a small dick multiple times, with a couple of bitches being particularly cunty about it.

Why? Is this normal for other guys? Am I unlucky and got with girls who ran into a string of big dicked dudes and then I'm just comparatively small?

This has caused some deep-seeded issues with me, by the way. I've developed a fetish for humiliation, I stopped trying to have sex, and I think/dream about my (percieved??) sexual inadequacy all the time.

>>18372043
I recommend toys, fingering, and -if you're secure enough- you could try multiple partner sex.

Not all women need a giant dick or to be fisted to feel full, some just need 3 fingers or a generous dildo. Others have been secretly browsing bad dragon and fisting is a thing they want to try, but you'd never know that based on their pussy. Really, it requires lots of communication and discussion of what you both want and would feel comfortable with.

>>18372434

doctor. prescription. and if not there go to your lgbt center and see if they offer it for free.

>>18371576
7 inches is 3 inches longer than me.

Suicide imminent.

>>18372127
>>18372141
how about, just don't fuck people with HIV? Ask them when the last time they were tested and if they've had partners since then.

>>18372470
Your girth is actually .25" above average. I have the same, but your dick is a full inch longer than mine. If you've had bad experiences then I guess I shouldn't even try...

I have an eight inch dick and it does help fill women up.

thanks captain obvious

6 reporting in. 0 fucks given. As long as you look good and your not fat your 5 or 6 will be perfect.

>>18372434
See >>18372178

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>>18371983
With this.

>>18373944
depends on the girth

>>18374148
Those don't work and are a massive waste of money.

I advise everyone not to buy this.

>>18371743
> my ex gf said she liked feeling full

Pretty much this. Every woman I've talked to says they can't go back because of that full feeling.

>>18374653
so basically because I'm 6 inches long and 4.7 inches thick I'll never give a girl that full feeling?

>>18374774
Those women are sluts anyway. Don't feel discouraged. Most women prefer average to above average cocks because if they're too big it hurts. plus a lot of guys would kill for six inches

You could always try using a pump but it really doesn't matter

>>18373850
Me too dude. Best advice i can give you is do lots of core exercises so that your abs can handle sex for longer and harder sessions. And foreplay is going to be your main skill. Just have confidence and ask anyone before hand what they like. You can be the best sex ever, but you have to work for it.

>>18374636
They actually do work, and well. With a cock ring, even better.

>>18372470
you're just bangin cunts who only like guys with big dicks
Next time tell those sluts not to be so fuckin loose

>>18374889
LOL NO THEY DONT
And you;re also doing damage to your dick by bursting the blood vessles

>>18374925
They provide 'temporary enhancement' but not much and its just a matter of being super swollen.... And yes, if you over do it, you can seriously injure yourself.

You can, slowly over years (like a decade) increase the volume of your dick through these and similar means to make it a bit thicker, but its not a miracle. you're just stretching the skin out at a rate that doesn't ruin your cock.

>>18374925
You're not using it right then. Gotta keep it going for like 9-12 minutes. Better results if you're actually aroused.

Welp, not going to even date with mu 6x5, thanks for telling the truth at least

>>18375231
Dude, you're normal. Should be more worried about being happy with a girl than any of the shit on this thread.

>>18371576
Search Yout be for Jelking. It's a cocktail enhancing exercise.

>>18375274
Anon, I just dont want to get cucked, imagine coming home and your girl is getting plowed by bigger dude than you, it would prolly destroy me, and as we see here and on multiple forums that women prefer bigger dicks, starting 7 inches and upwards

>>18375324
Does this work?

>>18375335
Dude, shut the fuck up. Your dick is huge. I'm 4.5x4.5. You have no fucking room to complain. Also, the only reason a girl would cheat on you in this situation is becaude you're this insecure about the size of your dick, not because of the size of your dick itself. Or she's just a huge whore that would cheat on anyone regardless.

>>18375346
marginal at best
high risk of hurting yourself

>>18375335
Don't wanna get cucked? Don't date a whore.

>>18375346
No. The penis is NOT a muscle. You cannot stretch it like one. It will cause irreversible nerve damage that will completely break your dick.

>>18375353
Do you have a partner? If not you should not comment on issue, also why so many marriages are unsuccsessful, and there is a lot of hotwife/cuck porn nowadays?

>>18375356
>>18375362
Then why websites like PEGym exist? And they actually increase length/girth

>>18375372
Because you're an idiot, because of individualism, because you're an idiot.

>>18375390
Not an argument

>>18375372
Whether that anon has a partner is irrelevant because he is 100% right. You're being a pathetic retard. I can guarantee you will be cheated on with this mindset and obsession over your dick size, but it won't be due to the woman wanting bigger.

>>18374837
don't lie to him.

>>18375404
But due to what?

>>18375418
Ridiculous insecurity about something that she will get very sick of trying to convince you isn't a problem and will eventually fuck a more confident man behind your back or just leave you for.

>>18375383
Do they?
You go buy it, use it, and put a full blog report out, report back to us in 3 months

>>18375421
this
chicks dig confidence... so it follows that chicks do not like insecurity

>>18375421
How can you be confident, when there is always looming chance that woman would cheat even if you act secure, you're probably bigger than average and have no problems yourself

>>18375398
I gave that post the response it deserved.

It's funny when women say size doesn't matter, but give the annonimity, and all they say hie bigger is better more fuller etc, also they buy huge dildos

>>18375433
I am the same person from before with the 4.5 inch dick, so no I am not bigger than you. But I am definitely the bigger man. Your insecurity is fucking unfounded. YOU DO NOT HAVE A SMALL DICK YOU SPINELESS WHINER! It's really fucking easy to be confident when you realize that there is nothing you can do to change the size of your dick so it doesn't matter one bit and that women who aren't irredeemably bad people in general won't cheat on you for any reason. But they would leave you over this kind of insecurity because it will make them lose respect for you. You need to get over this crippling insecurity and just accept yourself. You're living in fear of pointless hypotheticals because you let /pol/ and /r9k/ memes about dick size poison your mind into thinking women actually care about this. Think for a minute. A finger or two can make a woman orgasm. A 3 inch dick can do the same. As can a tongue. Why? Because the clitoris, which is on the outside, and the g-spot, which is only 2-3 inches inside the vagina, are what you need to worry about. A dick your size is way more than enough to get that job done. Fucking hell.

>>18371576
isnt the average vagina longer than the average rectum? I feel like that would explain it. plus some women like to push the envelope and go deeper than they could physically handle.

>>18375476
What about vaginal fornixes that supppsedly give you better orgasms, and unreachable with avg dick, how many parters have you had, dont tell me they always came back for more? And its not a meme see>>18375471

Bump truth should be known

8" reporting in. Idk about girth though, between 5-6 I'd assume.

I've only been with 3 girls, and the results are completely mixed. My first gf and I only attempted sex a couple times, and it was always too difficult to fit to actually pump so that's a bit nothing. She liked the size though, but had nothing to compare to. I think she enjoyed the idea because it is somewhat glorified.

My next gf loved it. She would say things like "give me all 8 inches oh yeah" etc. She basically just wanted her cervix smashed, and liked me to press it in as far and hard as possible. She also liked to suck it and would objectify it somewhat. She was a cunt though. Also terribly basic, personality wise.

My most recent ex was very indifferent. She claims she was "excited" by the size the first time she felt it, but other than that it just seemed to cause her a lot of discomfort. She was somewhat of a slut before she met me, but I was the largest she'd had. I think she honestly would have preferred me to be a bit smaller.

So thus far in my personal experience, it's totally dependent on the girls preference and her vaginal size. And certainly performance is the biggest thing, I'm not very good at sex and having a big dick only gave me the advantage with someone who actually fetishized big dicks.

I would probably knock an inch off of my dick for another inch of height to be 6ft quite honestly. And I'm sure if I weren't such a timid, untrusting person having a large dick would boost my confidence, but as it stands I really have to be comfortable with someone (i.e. knowing they want me for reasons other than sex) before they'll see it anyway.

I've found that there is a fine line when it comes to women's preferences. I have many friends who are average-sized, and they have no problems finding women after everyone is comfortably drunk and frisky. I have a few friends who are bigger, and they have an easier time picking up a woman, especially using Snapchat and other apps that can swap nudes. I have only a couple friends who are smaller, but these guys have also been in steady relationships with years, so I guess they don't really qualify. However, the fact that they've been in a relationship has given them this natural confidence, and so they no longer look at themselves in self-deprecation.

I'm hung like a horse, and all I found throughout high school and early college years was women who wanted to get their "huge cock ticket" for bragging rights. What usually ends up happening is, "Oh yeah, I want a giant dick in me," to "Holy fuck, that thing's enormous," to "PULL IT OUT!! PULL IT OUT!!" after getting a couple inches in. Then they ask to have a picture taken of them with my cock on their face, followed by a half-assed handy before they get dressed and walk out the door.

So sure, women do prefer bigger, but women are also emotional creatures and seem to get along just fine with guys who are smaller, provided the smaller guys have actual depth to their personalities. But there is a point where a guy can reach "too big", so while the idea of getting donkey genitalia might seem tempting, as someone with it -- DON'T EVEN WISH FOR IT.

>>18375615
>>18375647
Pff, you guys lucked out, you dont know how its to dread sex everytime, or even women hinting they want to have relationship with you, you dont know about plight of small men

>>18375664
And this is why you're always going to get turned down, either at the moment you ask her out, or halfway down the relationship. My friend had big enough balls to ask a dorky girl out to the high school dance, and while everyone else was fucking in the bathrooms he was pointing out to her constellations under a full moon. The guy appealed to a woman's need for romance without dicking her brains out, and they're going to get married this September.

You really need to stop having negative vibes about yourself, man. If you can't change your dick size, at least make the rest of your body more erotic, and memorize a few poems and learn how to bake some stuff. Guys on the bigger side have an easier punch card, sure, but the time you could spend sulking about it could be better spent making yourself a better man.

You know, I think this is one of the bigger delusions ever

Every single time this topic shows up, you get the testimony of some guy or some gal that knows about these guys that have small dicks but are TOTALLY successful. However the guy talking is always way bigger than average, and the girl is talking about an ex or a friend, but her current bf is a well endowed dude.

The delusion is double because when most people talk about small they talk about 5 or 6 inches. 6 inches is above average. 4 inches is small. Women don't like 4 inch dicks, much less 3 inch dicks. Sure, you can still have sex but it's never going to be as good as it could be.

Just stop fucking lying you twats. You're just making it worse for small guys. Give us the fucking truth, your cock is small, you'll have to eat her out, shell probably never feel filled and be done with it. No need to create these convoluted stories.

>>18375671
I have a stable career and good income have my own apartment, decently fit body, bit short but women themselves made it clear they wanna hang out, but I always turned them down, and one was mad, and yelled you prolly have little dick, she wasn't far from truth

>women
>romance

Well memed, my friend

>>18375687
Preach

>>18371576
>4.5 inches
Life ain't worth living.

>>18375687
>>18375693
>>18375695
This pathetic self deception is why you fail. Small dicks are fine and women don't care. You are beyond saving if you continue to believe this shit. But I'm done helping because I've said my piece and quite frankly if you won't listen you deserve to find out the hard way that the attitude is the problem, not the dick.

>>18374148
>hey boys if your cock is too small don't worry you can just break it with a penis pump!

>>18375705
The fact that you dont have any proof, makes your argument invalid, while there is tons of proof that women consider 6 inch small

>>18375705
>hey guys, big dick dude here. It totally doesn't matter! You know how girls tell each other than x guy has a big dick, how everyone fetishizes big dick, how women say 7 inches is the perfect size, how cock worship fetishes are a thing? It's all lies haha, just in your head lol

Thank you kind big dick man, we feel much better now.

>>18375722
No they don't you absolute moron. They simply think actual 6 inch dicks are 8-9 inches and therefore 6 sounds small to them. Dumbass.


>>18375723
I'm 5 inches. It has never, ever once been an issue. LMAO'ing at your future getting dumped by women not interested in putting up with your insecurity about it though. You have to stop caring, they don't mind one bit if you are ok with yourself and confident, but if you constantly make it an issue when they tell you otherwise, they will make fun of you for it just to piss you off and hurt you while they're on the way out the door to date someone who isn't crying about their penis not being different every god damn day.

>>18375664
And you don't know the annoyance of being physically incompatible with certain people because your puzzle pieces don't fit. It's a glorified thing.

>>18375737
>I have an average dick and it has never been an issue

Exact same reply but substitute big dicked for average dicked

>>18375754
Ok? And? You're what, half an inch or inch smaller than me? Do you realize how small of a difference that is? Unless you have a micropenis that's like an inch or less, this 100% applies to you. And even still, a micropenis isn't going to prevent you from finding women who want you and would genuinely love you. But your attitude and rampant insecurity about it sure as shit will. But the choice is yours. You can cry and bitch about a thing you literally had no control over and cannot change, or you can just get over it and love what you've got.

>>18374992
>>18375202
Great and how much bigger exactly do your dicks get after using it?

>>18375797
don't use that shit, it's a meme that will break your dick

>>18375819
Then why there are whole forums and they actually increase size?

>>18375797
Depends on the size of the tube. But desu, it's not for everybody. I've tried em, thrown em away, felt kinda dirty using em. But if I was in a relationship I'd give it a go, to maybe spice things up a bit now and then. I got a solid 6" girth, but the effects go away after 30 minutes or so. Upside to this is it almost completely numbs your glans, so you don't feel much, and so it takes way longer to cum.

Again, it's not for everyone, it CAN cause ED they say, but it also helps guys with ED. Just an option on the table really, even if not a wholly good one.

>>18375823
Permanently increase or increase temporarily at the cost of becoming impotent?

>>18375838
No one is impotent there, and proof that you become impotent?

>>18375823
Nah, no real size increase in my experience. The veins do get a little bigger though, but nothing major in my experience. In fact, it actually makes your dick smaller looking the very next day because it's basically been pushed to it's limit of repair and recovery. Pretty sore feeling. But once you achieve max results, every other time you pump to recover gains is a lot easier to achieve.

Overall, my opinion. It's a pretty degenerate product, and made me feel pretty cruddy unnecessarily, but it's an option for those who are in a relationship and wanna give it a shot.

>>18375849
just anecdotal stuff but I'm inclined to believe it.

>>18375853
Have you tried jelqing?

>>18375849
Why don't you do some googling about the medical effects? It's not a muscle, you can't try and treat it like one. The damage such things cause is well documented, this isn't complicated stuff.

>>18375768
Let's go with an inch (it's one and a half). Assume your employer speaks to you tomorrow and tells you your salary has been cut by 20%. Would you consider that a "marginal difference"?

And yes, sure, I guess I can find a girl that likes me, I'll just have to deal with the fact I'll never be able to please the woman I like with anything that isn't my hands or mouth. I'll just be being selfish and giving her a shitty sex life because I'm not adequate.

>>18375859
jelq, ulis, all that shit.
just torturing your dick really.
once it recovers it goes right back to normal.

>>18375866
How do you know

>>18375864
What a terrible and incompatible analogy. Doesn't work on any level. But hey, sounds like you've made your choice. Good on you. Enjoy your totally unnecessarily miserable life. I'm sure you'll have many years of self hatred and loneliness to look forward to.

>>18375879
You dont know jack shit about misery, and loneliness, when your own mother makes fun of your dick when you are young and impressionable teen, when you will fill that humiliation then come back to my face and say "ooh size doesnt matter, women dont care" but then women make fun of you or cheat on you behind your back

>>18375912
Feel*, and dont give me shit like not all women are like that

>>18375829
>but the effects go away after 30 minutes or so
I read the effects stay for a few hours lol
If you got 6" in girth what is your original girth size?

>>18375879
The analogy goes just to show that yeah one inch doesn't matter but one inch compared to 5 inches is a fucking lot.

>>18375912
>you don't know jack shit about misery and loneliness
I know it better than you child. Come back and talk to me after you've had to bury most of the people you loved. Dumb crybaby. You deserve this for actively choosing to be miserable about what amounts to a non-issue.

7 inches is pretty fucking big already, if you think 7 inches is "average" and that you don't like them "too big" you are disconnected from reality like those people that say they don't like "big boobs" but still go for girls with C cups

>>18375929

Not even him but if you think having lost loved ones is on any level comparable to having a deep-rooted complex you're idiotic to the point of retardation

>>18375935
You,re right, losing loved ones is far, far worse. You're fucking pathetic and a worthless piece of shit if you think otherwise.

>>18375938
>BUT YOU CANT HAVE ISSUES CUZ MUH STARVING THIRD WORLD CHILDREN
This is you.

>>18375976
Not even a little bit. Retard.

>>18375979
>Retard
That's you my friend. Just stop with your stupid comparisons.

>>18375997
He will never understand what it's like to be truly alone your whole life, yes he may have lost loved ones but he has had moral support, and happiness

>>18376004
Yes that does sound worse than a small dick and you have my sympathy, but the thread is about dick problems.

Reporting 7 inches x 4.75 girth

Constantly worried about being a pencil dick when it comes to fucking, but there's no real way to make up for the lack of girth is there?

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>>18376004
>WAAAHH my totally arbitrary penis size insecurity is worse than you losing friends and family WAAAHH WAAAHH
Holy shit, this is a new level of pathetic and wrong. No wonder no one loves you.

>>18376016
You have an average/above average girth my dude

No worries

Guys, shave, and lose FUPA, I was 6 inches when i was skinnyfat, but now lost weight and I can almost hit 7' inch

>>18371607
nigga i have a small dick and just reading THIS made me feel insecure and inadequate as FUCK

>>18375231
holy shit, coming from an actual dicklet here, please realize you have a perfect above average dick.

>>18371576
7 inch is fairly big, not huge, but thats big. Average in america is 5.5 inches. I'm 7.5.
I'm not homo so idk anything about taking it up the ass, but females in my experience don't really want a massive dick, they want an attractive guy who gets them and their needs and has a decent sized dick. My ex liked fucking her ex more than me because my dick hurt her every time we fucked.

>>18377069
Btw her ex had an under average sized dick. She was tight asf and smaller than me so it made sense, but it was kinda weird. Was kinda upsetting to know she enjoyed sex with him more, but it was also reassuring that the only reason was because my dick was long and husky (honestly made me feel like more of a man than him).

>>18377069
whats your girth

>>18377100
Honestly not sure if I've ever measured it. But I'm pretty thick.

>>18377146
I'd say around 4-5 inches but honestly not sure.