sex is impossible

>work some hours
>get a motel room
>you now can fuck you are gf

what a difficult task it was, ill take a night with your gf for it

>>18368907
>have 7 inch bent down pens
ok? why's that relevant?
>can't stay hard enough around her at the moment before penetration
???

You're talking in riddles.

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>>18368913
>getting a job is that easy
I applied to 80. I had two part time Jobs buy my fucking overly caring and responsible mother forced me to save it in bank or buy some clothing shit with it
>thinking we can easily explain to her parents that I'm at a motel banging their daughter
they're extremely strict.
>banging my gf
she has specific standards, honestly I doubt she would let you

>>18368913

Well anon here pretty much said your solution right here. It's your duty as a man to take care of stuffs like that. We can't really say any more than that....

>>18368930
it's not the money that's an issue. it's explaining it to the people that will throw a hissy fit
>>18368926
I'm saying obstacles I have in sex nowadays

>>18368928
What do you mean explain. Just go out on a date to a nearby city rent a room for a day. Have fun there then fuck her afterwards. You dont have to stay the night. No need to explain shit. Or isn't she allowed to go out at all?

>>18368907
at your age one probably shouldn't have intercourse anyway.

>>18368928
i have a feeling you arent 18 years old brandon

>>18368948
I live in Nyc. plus she's not allowed to go out much
>>18368953
society says otherwise. they shun those who wait until their 20s
>>18368962
you'd be surprised how many 18 year Olds live with their parents and lack freedom

>>18368928
>She has specific standards
How would you know?

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>>18369018
>been with her since freshman year
hmmmmmm how can I possibly know???

>>18369028
>and sex is impossible

Also, way to out yourself as underage

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>>18369044
I'm in college. and I mean nearly impossible for me

>>18369063
I bet it wouldn't be impossible for me

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>>18369581
she don't want you bro, it'll be rape. if I can't find a place to fuck her without getting in trouble, what makes you think you won't holy kek
I'm being baited but this is interesting to respond to so respond I will

>>18369878
>hasn't had sex with his girlfriend yet
>it's been over a year
>can't get hard
>scared of parents
>scared of 13 year old little boy

Your gf is either taking a real man's dick on the side or a closet lesbian since you're a massive pussy (must be her type)

>>18369923
but I did it once with her in December when we got lucky tho.
>can't get hard
that's because she's not that attractive. hentai and rule 34 gave me certain standards for ladies
>this desperate to be a troll
is there a reason why?

if you're LARPing, at least make it original and interesting.

>>18370036
You have an answer/excuse for everything don't you?

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>>18370058
there is a reason/purpose for everything friendo, and you still haven't stated your reason for attempting to troll. clearly I'm not sperging out or getting emotional like the other autists on this site

>>18369878
>If I can't find a place to fuck her, what makes you think you can?

I have an apartment?

>>18368943
>Tell them
Don't do that

>>18370212
>not being too intelligent to have an apartment

>>18368907
Ah, reminds me of the days of my youth... When you had the gf, but not the privacy to fuck her. And western culture is so fucked, they act like you're the literal devil for trying to sate your natural urges.

If you're 18, there's not much anyone can do to stop you.
>>18369923
^THIS

You have to man up and become the alpha of your household. When I turned 18, I brought girls into my bedroom and rode 'em bareback, two at a time. If my parents said shit I'd look 'em in the eye and tell 'em that if they had a problem, I'd fuck them next. (Actually, I just moved out after they said they had a problem with me being sexually active. It was pretty great.)

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>>18370245
I can't be too smart, handsome, AND self sufficient. I wouldn't be able to get rid of her.

>>18370267
>16
>"Anon where are you going. It's late..."
>I'm staying over my girlfriend's tonight
>"O-oh ok, have fun, son..."

I didn't realize how much of a swinging dick I was as a teenager.

>>18370267
>>18370283
you know what? you're right. I'll just bring her over and get it done. last time my brother nearly cried like a little bitch when I kicked him out my room for me and her. even of he gets mom and even if she kicks me out she can't stop me.

this is why I love my dad and miss him. he's not as prudish.
>>18370212
>>18370272
this guy>>18370245 isn't me. but in all seriousness she's not the type to go to a random guy on the Internet's house. some paki guy halfway across the world said hi and called her sexy on Facebook, and she PANICKED and begged me to do something about it, she's not that trusting of random guys even if they got a house

>>18370363
See if you weren't underage you could just bang your gf while your brother is at school

Unless your girlfriend is under 18 then you're a fucking pedo rapist

>>18370363
Well, in all seriousness, I'm not actually trying to fuck your girlfriend. I'm just taking the piss, you see

>>18368907
>have 7 inch bent down pens

cmon anon even autists don't fall for this low-tier bait

>>18370363
Go for it. You are 18, you're a man, you have to carry responsibility, you deserve to fuck that girl. Fuck her, make sure you have some condoms, maybe some massage oil.
Get under the blanket with her fuck her in the spoon position and when someone walks in act asleep. Or maybe put on a film at a loud volume to drown out some noises.

>>18370525
will do it m8, thanks
>>18370455
nah it was misspelled. if I said I had a 9.5 inch dick then it'd be b8

>>18370525
yeah mixing oil and condoms is a good way to have a kid.