I want to get laid

>>18367974
If you can get into a gym asap. Women only find guys with muscle tone physically attractive.

>>18367974
pay for some you idiot. If you're broke you're gonna wanna chance any girl who looks at you "that" way (start low-- stay cheap)

>>18367988
This.

If you sucked in bed, see some amateur porn. Take notes. My girlfriend that I lost my virginity was suprise about what I knew.

>>18367974
you probably did suck i bed.... but you'll get better. Don't worry. Also if all you look for is sex, you'll only find shit quality in return even if you do get it. I won't satisfy you at all, just make you sad. Stop giving a fuck, go live your life, be healthy, develop interests, and meet people for the purpose of fun and shared interests. Then. and only then.. you will attract a quality girl who will want you to fuck her all day long.

Or go buy a hooker.... whatever

>>18367988
How to healthy bulk?

>>18368098
How do i meet these people?

>>18368017
Fuck getting arrested or robbed

>>18367988
Kissless virgin from /r9k/ giving advice on what women like: the post.

>>18367974
Do you have $300? Buy a whore

>>18367974
forget about everything else in this thread and watch this guy's videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGEO6ig8WsM

>>18368106
Go outside, go to work, develop interests, go to social events, play sports..... just keep leaving your house

>>18367974
kill yourself lmao

>>18368101
theres a way to lean bulk, but regardless just hit weights anyway. if you're a beginner you'll tone up and put on alittle mass anyway, but it'll take some months. You'll like the results though.

Nigga you short but you can bulk by eating decent, working out and take like 5mgs of creatine mono a day. Honestly its really easy to get laid on pof and meet me . Just don't act like a psychopath

>>18368425
short guys pack on muscle really well atleast

scoobysworkshop.com

>>18367974
>Idc bout pleasing, I just want pussy.

That shows in subtle ways in your attitude and behavior, and girls are very sensitive to those signals. And as long as it is clear to them that's all you want, why should they be attracted to you?

Man up

>>18367974

just because you want a quick simple way to get laid, does not mean you will get one, even if you 'dont care about how they look as long as the body is straight'

>>18368820
Best advice in thread and of course not even acknowledged because 4chan is underage or inexperienced

>>18367974
Step 1: fly to Tijuana, Mexico
Step 2: go to main joint there, rent room in hotel above
Step 3: go downstairs to the strip club with some singles and start seeing who you'd like to bring up stairs
Step 4: shell out ~$70 and get serviced
Step 5: repeat 3 & 4 till satisfied

>>18368820
>>18369614
So Chad wants to please the girls? Fuck outta here, bitch ass niggas.

>>18369671

Why do you think girls go out with "Chad"?

>>18368098
and
>>18368820
are right.

Either you're going to give off a vibe that will make girls see right through you, or you're going to attract really shitty shallow sex which will probably result in at least a few women not putting up with how pathetic a lover you are.