Tinder Tips

dont call her pretty. a lot of other guys might have done that before you. make a comment or little joke about something on her pics

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Hows my bio looking?

>>18367531
one of the worst I've ever seen

your pictures are what really counts

>>18367531
Typically I don't advise someone to have a bio more than a sentence but yours was pretty funny. I'd shorten it a bit, omit the vacuum cleaner part and maybe just include the Canadian part, minute rice thing, and that you're looking for a smart girl

>>18367551
his bio is not good. it's just mundane and he degrades himself.

I wouldn't include the minute rice thing if you had a gun to my head

It's pictures that count anyway, so show us the pictures if you care about having success on that app

>my talent is I can cook minute rice in 58 seconds
Which basically means I sit at home masturbating and playing Xbox and haven't amounted to anything

Your bio gave me cancer.

No need for pics since you already got a match, doesn't matter what we think she already decided it's good enough.

Want to compliment her on her looks? I would say save it for later like for example if you ever get to meet her.

Look at her bio, look at her pics and try to say something about them. At least you will be talking about something she probably likes and you make her known you actually got past her face/tits on the first pic.

Nothing there? You will need to start asking the boring life questions and try to pick it up. We can't tell you how exactly to joke/flirt/tease. You will need to find your style and try to read girls.

just say hey

>>18366690
Just say "Hey how're you going?" at a time at night both of you would be free like 7:00. Talk until you're bored and say you have to go to bed for work or jogging or some shit. All going well, if you go "but talk another time :) ?" she'll say "Yeah definitely :)". Then message her again the next night, have another conversation, and then near the end you'll probably be good to ask her out I'd say.

If a girl is the type that expressly says in her bio "If you just say hey you aren't talking to me :^) teehee" she's very likely not worth your time, but in that case just think up some shit you fucking leaf.

>>18367531
wipe that shit.
>canadian and embarrassed
If you're going to flash an insecurity, you have to flip into a joke acknowledging it with secure acceptance.

Get those stupid "google: funny riddle jokes" out of there.

make it something simple, kinda mean and exclusive like "hot chicks only"

>>18366690
Just keep talking to her. Drink some if it helps. She might have found your bio oddly charming. After this, i wouldnt fuck with tinder. Its old news and its pretty unlikely youll meet anyone unless you have low standards and can travel.