/advice/ - Advice for getting laid.

Don't bother trying. The game is rigged.

Lulz

Get Married

lulz

Seriously the best advice i ever got is to be yourself and work on yourself.
>19 still did not get laid
>give up on getting laid
>start working out and picked up guitar just to write depressing songs about no gf.
>1 year later have gf
When you do not look for it, it comes to you.
Just make sure you work on yourself.

How I did it. Go to some sort of social gathering. Get decently drunk (don't overdo it). Make some observational humor, if she laughs youre good. Ask her about herself then talk about yourself (Lie a little if you have to). If youre not a complete autismo conversation will happen naturally. Go somewhere private and make a move. Being not ugly af helps too. Just aim for someone whos in or a little below your league.

Be a cook at hooters

>>18365976
Beta 4 life.

just download tinder

>>18365964
Ask your mom

>>18365964

Go out, meet people, and some will want to fuck you. Take it from there.

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Tfw worst board got put in a buzzfed video

>>18365976
top kek

>>18366047
is that why there are so many shitty threads popping up lately? and so many underage shitfucks?

>>18365964
It's kind of hard when you're like 19 because you're probably kind of an idiot, unless you were like...the cool super good looking kid in high school.

Start investing in yourself now, and in a year or so you'll start seeing that people are looking at you differently.

I just remember finding at 19 that girls my age thought I was stupid, and that girls younger than me thought I was really cool.

It's still kind of the same way today, and I'm 24 now. Women tend to date up, men tend to date younger. Just work on you and eventually you'll hit that sweet spot.

Worrying about not getting laid is a surefire way to not get laid.