My Parents Are Blackmailing me with my Internet History

>>18363327

call your job and say you ARENT quitting, that your parents are being assholes but you are now 18 and your parents cant decide if you're quitting or not.

immeduately go to your bank and ask to open a line of credit, wells fargo will give oyu 5000 dollars even if you have no credit.

try to get into an ivy league school anyways, i mean if your parents are willing to pay for an ivy league education thats great.

then call their bluff. the truth is your parents DONT want ot share your internet history with everyone.

you can also sue btw.

Sue. Not kidding. Take legal recourse on them for stealing from you and defaming your character.

If this is real. But my parents did this shit to me too. Legal action is the only recourse.

>>18363366
>call your job and say you ARENT quitting, that your parents are being assholes but you are now 18 and your parents cant decide if you're quitting or not.
They already got me quit though. I didn't know about it i think its too late and im replaced

>immeduately go to your bank and ask to open a line of credit, wells fargo will give oyu 5000 dollars even if you have no credit.
That may work actually. I will try it

>try to get into an ivy league school anyways, i mean if your parents are willing to pay for an ivy league education thats great.
I know but im really not that smart. I study 24/7 since i and my family doesnt like to talk to me and im not allowed to have friends but i must be super low IQ since i just can't get my grades that high.

>then call their bluff. the truth is your parents DONT want ot share your internet history with everyone.
I don't know, in elementary school they volunteered so they could tell everyone i liked this one person to embarass me since i left the house once without asking. I doubt they are bluffing

>you can sue
I don't have money for that.


>>18363377
defemation only counts to a lie tho, i really did type those things

>>18363399

call and ask, explain the situation. in the future dont be retarded.

>this may actually work

it worked for me.

>dont think i cna get in

look, it doesn't hurt to try, and if it does, just proceed with the other steps.

>i doubt they are bluffing.

then own it. you could delete your social media, then they'd have no one to share it with other then on their own page and only embarass themsleves to their own friends.

or you can just go to your facebook and say 'my parents plan to release my porn history since i didnt get into an ivy league school' and get an early start on sympathizers.

>i dont have money for that

you have 5000 bucks now, and trust me there are lawyers who WILL Take the case pro bono. if not the case, then just go to the police and ask how to press charges on this situation as they are blackmailing you.

>>18363399
>defemation only counts to a lie tho, i really did type those things
Lawfag here. You're absolutely correct. It's not defamation.

It could be a violation of your constitutional right to privacy. Blackmail is also illegal, although it's not for something of monetary value, so might be a bit shaky.

Depending on your jurisdiction, it could fall under some general harassment laws. Might be worth talking to the police.

>>18363435
>my parents plan to release my porn history since i didnt get into an ivy league school' and get an early start on sympathizers.
This isn't bad advice. OP, what's the most degenerate thing in your search history? If it's relatively normal, I'd call the bluff. Most people watch porn, and most of them are open about it, as long as it's not anything beyond the pale.

Also, you're their kid, so you probably know some embarrassing stuff about them too. Tell them you're willing to fight fire with fire, even if you're really not.

>>18363445
>This isn't bad advice. OP, what's the most degenerate thing in your search history?

Not OP but I don't watch porn and I'd be 10x more horrified to have my post history revealed. Especially by my parents, I mean holy shit. I guess it wouldn't be as bad as my dads facebook posts but still ...

>>18363445
>Lawfag here. You're absolutely correct. It's not defamation.
>It could be a violation of your constitutional right to privacy. Blackmail is also illegal, although it's not for something of monetary value, so might be a bit shaky.
>Depending on your jurisdiction, it could fall under some general harassment laws. Might be worth talking to the police.
all of this.

Do you know of anyone who has some sort of moral authority over your parents, someone they would listen to if they spoke on your behalf? For example a grandmother or grandfather, or the priest of the church they go to. Contact them. Ask them if they have time to listen to you about something, and call them later if necessary, or take an appointment. When you are ready, explain them the situation in the most polite way. Don't take a complaining tone. Be polite. Be direct. Explain that your parents are acting strangely lately. Explain that they have taken all your money, have lied to your employers to make your lose your job, and that they are now committing blackmail, a serious crime that people have gone to jail for. Explain that you understand that parents want their children to listen to them but that you don't think this is the correct way to do things. Tell the grandfather/grandmother/priest that you don't want your family to turn out like that, explain that you don't want to go to the police to report a crime, explain that you hope they could speak some sense into your parents so everything turns back to normal. Thank them for listening to you.

>>18363327
Lol who the fuck are they going to tell.

Just be like, everyone knows I like women and porn fuckface, what else do you have?

Not many people get into ivy league and it's often not even as good as a lot of other colleges. It's just overpriced name brand b.s.

Make friends with someone or go on craigslist and find a home owner renting out a room. Make sure they aren't a psycho and try to rent out a room. Tell them you can give them a bit upfront, then work out a reasonable rate. Start working full time or 2 jobs.

At a young age, it's tough to stand up to adults and even tougher to stand up to parents. Parents are supposed to be supportive, caring and mentors. However, not all parents are good people. Your parents are not good people. What you describe is a form of abuse as well as mean. I would simply tell them if you follow through with these threats, don't expect me to continue to be part of your life. I would call on every friend and relative to find a place to live and work to find another job. You can work and go to school at nights and weekends if a college degree is what you want. I would cut ties with them until they apologize, show remorse, and are willing to treat you as an adult.

>>18363478
Wise words.

>>18363327
Take your next paycheck and open a checking account in your name only.

What city are you in?

>>18363327
> Go to the police.
> Have your parents arrested.

They won't show your internet history to anyone or continue their other shit if you show who is boss.
Since what they do is highly illegal you are.

As well call your employer and get your job back.

>Blackmail

Take the router and report them to the police my man. They also can't legally call in to your workplace and tell them you quit when you are of age.

>>18363327
That is absolutely fucking hilarious from an outsider's perspective.

So what's your disturbing fetish, OP?

are you asian by any chance? Indians, Koreans, and sometimes Chinese will do the craziest shit to their own kids. Occasionally Jewish people too.
I will tell you a secret though. The reason they are doing this is because of their own ego. Ha!! My child went to an Ivy League school!! hahaha!
For someone who thinks that way, would they really want to sustain the ego damage of having a child with a publicly perverted internet history? This is the LAST thing that they want. They could not handle the shame and they are only using as a tool to get leverage on you, they would never actually do it.
Your parents are psychopaths/sociopaths. They aren't serial killers or anything like that, but they don't give a shit how much anguish they cause their own children, just to satisfy their own social status and ego. This is very, very, very rare. This is unique. Leave your parents as soon as possible. Call every bluff, they will never shame themselves. Limit all contact with them and you can live a happy life. The more emotional power your parents have in your life, the less happy you will be, I have seen this a thousand times. Get out.

>>18363327
man the fuck up, i probably have like 20 people watching my computer right now(im cool) and i can watch asian milf porn as much as i like.

>Implying any of this is real.
No fucking employer would ever let someone else quit for you. Not your parents, not your wife, nobody but you can quit your job lmao.

Just fucking leave lol. Go start a new life somewhere, nobody will know your family and they will have nobody of substance to show your deep dark web browsing history too.

And dude, if my friends parents tried to show me their kids web history, I'd be like "lol why? Go the fuck away I don't care about my friends fetish".
Because I'm an adult. And that shit is just not as important to other people as your teenage brain thinks it is.

>>18363445
>Tell them you're willing to fight fire with fire

Lol this, go tear their bedroom apart when they're not home. I guarantee you you'll find at least one sextoy.
Hell my dad's got a whole box of porno VHS's because he was too old to understand the internet for the longest time kek.
Tell them you;ve got pics of mom's huge black horse dildo and will plaster it all over the city.

I refuse to advise before knowing what the hell is in this history making op so afraid

My bet is brony and furry porn

This thread is hereby closed by me until op spills it. Please refrain from posting further.

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>>18363785
Cant tell me what to do faggot lol

>>18363327
terrible bait. stfu you stellar taco bell taco maker all star

>>18363327
>I didn't know this but for the past year and a half my parents had been keeping and storing my internet history through the router or some crap.
thats not legal

>They said if I don't get into an Ivy League Uni they will reveal my internet history to everyone
not legal either

>The day before I turned 18 my parents seized my bank account (they can legally do this)
no they can't

>called my employer and said im quitting.
so what ? did they forge your signature on the papers ?

>>18363788
Don't post, I'm asking politely

>>18363807
>>18363805
You too, please don't post anymore, I have already closed this thread.

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>>18363812
I am not the person you are responding to, I posted this >>18363733

It becomes clearer. You cant close a thread, it's funny that you would say that. It becomes more obvious that you are Asian and faulty parented.

Don't become that which you despise. You are close, stop now.

>>18363377
I agree. But threaten first. It's the most logical thing to do. My parents would never do this and I don't know why anyone would.

>>18363662
I don't think you can just take the router. They most likely have it saved on a computer, either theirs or a computer at the ISP.

>>18363399
Youre 18 and im already pretty sure without googling theyve commit a serious offense.

They want to blackmail you? Show them the law.

Also in that event prepare to be cut off because yeah thatlll probably happen.

Then sue.

I dunno. Your parents are fucktards though.

>>18363881
any internet activity originates from an IP, from a service provider, everything they say their son did, is the responsibility of the entire IP.
No one can prove it came from his laptop/computer whatever unless the parents literally give a schematic with the network icluding MAC addresses.

In this case and anything similar, the parents look like insane fools. Even if the parents released a 100 percent verifiable document of their sons perversion (almost impossible to do, but let's imagine it)

Then guess who are the weirdos? The parents. No one will fault the son. This is America not Asia. If you release weird shit about your son, we want to help the son get out, we don't say "OMG he looks at porn, what a fool!!"

(as we close our own porn tab)

It's pretty obvious what is going on here, its a generational issue and hopefully OP gets through it without too many scars.

>be OP's parents
>saw a meme online about kids'internet history
>decide to check if son is one of those wanker
>disappointment when he falls into the trap and admit he faps to weird stuff online, also is naive as fuck.

Tell someone your dad has been touching you inappropriately.

>>18363928
They showed him proof, you attention-deficient tit.

>>18363941
>make up proofs so he believes our bullshit

>>18363812
>I have already closed this thread.

empty, ridiculous threats, are you seeing a pattern?

Where did you learn this from? You lied and said you closed the thread, you wanted to act from authority to try to control what was going on.

Your parents lied too, they would never release the history. They are trying to control you.

Both efforts at control will fail.
Let me be honest, and please, realize I am being honest and not trying to insult you, your family is fucked up, the psychological profile of your upbringing guarantees that you will not be happy in life, unless you decide to change things. If you decide to change, then wealth and hapiness are not phantoms, they exist and you will find them.
Or , on the other hand, you can carry on like you were programmed, unhappy, not capable of handling any of the more intense emotions, physically weaker than the rest of the population (it is obvious to us) , rigid, tense, not living in the moment, but in your parents moments (your parents are living in their parents moment, so you are living in your grandparents moment)

Ah but you closed this thread....so my post doesn't exist.

I ask you, what about actually living life? where does that fit?

>>18364046
You don't seem to be aware the idiot you keep replying to isn't OP.
>>18363785

>>18364059
you are right, thanks for the correction. I deleted my post.

>>18364086
I guess it didn't delete my post. Whatever, I was wrong.

Just tell them you are probably just going to go to a local college and work for a while. Anything you did when you were under 18 you were a minor and anyways evidence they have is just hearsay, it's most likely not admissible.

Go find your parents computer, upload cheese pizza on it, hidd it in some folders and make it look like it was the dad's. Upload a virus or something that'll make then take it to a tech guy to fix it. Make sure the folder is suspicious and not too hidden so the tech guy will find it. Dad goes to prison and the mom will have to either face the fact that her husband is going to prison for ever or that he was secretly a pedophile all these years. You could probably make up storiesof him touching you so you could get money or something out of it. They will forget all about you not going to school then. Mom tries pulling shit then keep reminding her about her husband. Psychologically fuck her. Profit?

Man, conflicts with my parents never got this far, or petty. We'd start hitting each other well before this. In a lot of ways, I'm thankful for that. Physical violence may be unsavory to most, but at least it's free of this sort of rat shit.

You break into your house take anything of value come home surprised...or secretly record your mom pegging your dad and you blackmail them