Marriage help

>>18347465
Knock her up.

>>18347507
Shit forgot to add that. That's in the works come next year though I'm not sure how big she'll get as her mom where's lose clothes since she's overweight from doing nothing all day.

We want what we can't have. When I was with my ex, I wanted to fuck skinny petite lil' sluts. Now when I'm single, I want my ex's big titties in my face and her soft body cuddling up to me

>>18347517
This is something I've had in the past and thought I was over.

Bumpy butt.

Oh come on there has to be one other married faggot on here. Are you all children?

>>18347465
YO I LOVE ME SOME SORCERESS TIDDIES

POST MORE SORCERESS

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>>18348130
>he doesn't have a folder of cartoon sorceress tiddies
I've actually never played this game, but I tend to enjoy shit like it and I have a natural interest in characters like her.

>>18348080

It's just something you have to deal with and get over, honestly.

Not married, but I'm sort of in the opposite situation. My fiance is pretty busty for her height - even in sweaters it looks like she has big stonking melons and I love them. She's also got very shapely legs and I love it when she wears heels.

BUT... she doesn't have much of a butt and I love bubble butts. Right now my plan is to work out with her since I could also use the exercise and my hope is that some squats or whatnot might help round out her bottom a bit.

Honestly, though, I know that it's all in my head and I'm just finding reasons to be unhappy. You have to make a conscious decision to push it out of your head. Definitely don't tell her or start making obvious comments about how you want her to try push-up bras or whatnot - imagine how it'd feel like if she came up to you one day and wondered whether there was any way that you could increase the size of your cock?

>>18348080
you cant call everyone children after saying your problem is wife not having big enough titties
why did you marry her if shes the opposite of what you like, but yea she can get fat during pregnacy

>>18348518
>push-up bras
You GENIUS! I'm a fucking idiot hahaha. Yeah I know it's more just me being a butt. Speaking of butts her's is fucking gorgeous. Honestly her tits are great. They're perky, round, and have that perfect shape. I guess this is just an urge like any other. It just caught me off guard.
>>18348588
Well i wouldn't have married her if I didn't think she was the greatest human to wall the earth. I know this is small and silly, but everywhere I ask for advice I get buttmad chestlets white knights. Our relationship is perfect why the hell would I throw it away over something this small? We're still a young couple and I'd just like to know how to cope you know? Assuming I cant get preprogrammed crispr pills that give her disproportionate cowtits for a little while. She's not the opposite at all by the way. She's my ideal in every way but weight, and tits by extension. But she's gorgeous so it's not like I'm settling or something. This is why I haven't brough it up. I'm having a hell of a time saying that I wish her tits were bigger, but I still love her and think she's the most beautiful creature on God's green earth.
I guess this is just one of those guy things that's better left to us.

>>18348622
>muh perfection
>apart its not

you are one of those bullshitting retards, get out

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>>18348657
And you've never been married.

>>18347465
Stop watching porn full stop. Porn makes men want more variety in their sex lives even if they have it as good as you do.

>>18349127
This is my evetual goal. I've made some huge strides with it and noticed it has helped a lot, in general not just with this. Also noticed that it maes me cum buckets since lately we're busy during the week so I save everything for friday night and the weekend.
Let me add a thank you to everyone helping. Sometimes you just have to write it all out and have people yell at you to get some perspective.

>>18348660
>my marriage fails, therefore that is the norm

but do link more traitor divorced women, that will make you more authentic

>>18349402
First off nice caveman posting. Second off, I don't know how else to stress this, there are no problems in my marriage. I wouldn't have married my wife if this wasn't somrthing I could overlook. It's just been in my head recently and I wanted some advice on that, or at least and outlet.

>>18347507
Unironiclly this

Just ask her to gain weight.

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>>18347465
> Complaining to your wife about her weight
What could ever go wrong with that plan?

"Honey, I wish you had bigger tits."
"I wish you had a bigger dick."

Install a wide screen TV in the doghouse. You'll be spending a LOT of time in there.

>>18347465
I'm a bit of a fetishist, but I often have my GF put on a pair of massive fake tits during sex; by which I mean a huge bra + a lot of folded up clothes/t-shirts, and a loose shirt over it all. It's obviously not the same as some massive G cups, but I enjoy it. May or may not be your cup of tea.

>>18347507
Only knock her up though if you actually want kids. Not just for bigger titties.

Also some women's breasts actually deflate after having kids

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>>18349524
>>18349650
Like I said, that's gonna happen regardless, but I'd never bring someone into this world, let alone impregnate my wife, just to play with bigger tits.
>>18349536
I'm thinking about since she has qonderful fat distribution and like I said she is slightly underweight. I'd prioritize exercise and healthy weight gain though since I'm not about to lower my wife's life expectancy.
>>18349644
I think the push up bras would be enough and she's told me she's open to that since she is a woman and likes to feel sexy anyways.
>>18349580
Neither of those things would do damage since we communicate well and mess around a lot as it is
>Baby I love your fat ass
Then she'll do some elaborate prank under the guise of "coincidence" just to get back at me. It's a great time and is only reminding me how much I love her. I underestimated how much writing this all out would help and it's really making me feel a lot better.
Thanks guys.