Medical advice

>>18346532
poison ivy or poison sumac
>>>/doctor/

your first thought was to come to /adv/ for help rather than seek help from a medical professional?

>>18346532
>I was having sex in a graveyard

The angry spirits of your forefathers whopped your ass for such a disrespectful act. See a priest or a spiritualist to get a proper exorcism.

>>18346547
I don't live on a continent where either of those are present. ive moved since 2009.
>>18346554
yeah because i dont wanna go to a doctor lel. how do i explain having my ass exposed to dirt and other grasses that I cant remember sitting on.
>>18346555
hmm trips make me compelled to believe you, but I'm a man of science.

Formaldehyde leaked into the dirt. Lol its fucking embalming fluid.

>>18346565
>Formaldehyde
>researching this fluid now, dont know much about how people are burried considering i want to be thrown in a hole and a tree planted atop me.

>>18346565
If this is what happened to me what do I need to do to heal faster?

>>18346561
You know people lay outside all the time, even in the nude. Your doctor might think you're a dirty hippie but it's better than your skin rotting off.

>>18346617
I would really like to not go to the doctor... will try almost anything else thats sensible.

>>18346640
Well, you could stop using a cream from fucking 2009 for starters. God knows what chemical reactions have taken place in it since then. You'd be better off with an over-the-counter Panthenol salve or even aloe vera.

And stop being an idiot, go see a doctor or dermatologist. Tell them you were taking a sunbath or whatever, and if they ask about any plants you say you're not sure, it was a few days ago and you didn't really pay attention to that.

>>18346680
>Panthenol salve or even aloe vera.
thanks for the tip will look around.

>>18346532
can't tell if that's your ass or your stomach fatboi

>>18346532
>I was having sex in a graveyard
You deserved this.

>>18346699
Looks like the right buttcheek to me.

>>18346699
I'm a little pudgy i guess but that's defiantly my ass.
>>18346703
they say old people need sex, what about dead people they don't even have a computer for porn or porno mags, i'd like to think i was doing them a service.
>>18346704
that is a slightly right leaning image of my whole back

>>18346571
>>18346595
You kids serious? You don't know about wet?

>>18346745
no... educate me.

>>18346747
I mean, people smoke this shit. That's about it really.

Looked it up on google and it does look a lot like that. I would definitely get it checked out by a doctor, get a damn hotel room next time.

>>18346755
while what you have told me was not helpful the results from the web search you have inspired have been a tremendous help so I must thank you no more soap for me..