I'm going to lose my virginity to a milf escort this weekend.

>>18343729
Wear a condom and don't eat her out.

Bring her a teddy bear.

>>18343729
relax and enjoy yourself, that's the most important thing.

and don't forget to write a report on /b/ when you're done.

Wear a condom and don't eat her out. Like holy shit don't get herpes on your face. Also don't be that guy. She's paid to have sex. You are not her ideal lay and frankly you're not doing anyone any favors trying to get her of all people off.

>>18343729
For the love of God, wear a condom, don't kiss her and don't go down on her.

Just don't.

>these responses
Really OP? You want to lose your virginity to an escort that you will have to worry about not catching an STD from? Who you can't kiss, touch really or real the maximum amount of pleasure from? What is the point then? You might as well buy a sex toy or stick to your hand.

>>18343729
Don't do it

>>18344714
Trying to tell virgins to not buy prostitute is as pointless as telling suicide posters to not kys.

They never come here for advice, only for confirmation bias and almost never reply.

>condom, let her ride you on top, maybe cuddle and dont let her touch your mouth

>>18344714
>>18345055
Yeah he should just continue to bee himself until the right girl comes along. It's worked so well for him so far.

Tell her beforehand you're a virgin. That way she'll know to help you be at ease and go through everything.

>>18343729
Have a good 5 seconds of bliss.

>>18345708
5 seconds of bliss is better than no seconds of bliss, anon.

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>>18343729
>I'm going to lose my virginity to a milf escort this weekend. Any advice you can give me?

Wait a few more days/weeks and see if you're still into the idea. I wanted to do that as well but now I am glad I didn't.
Date any girl that will go out with you. And do whatever you think is fun. You'll have a better time, spend less money and might even get sex out of it. And it'll be sex with someone who wants it as well.