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>tfw not had sex in 3 and a half years
I distinctly remember lying in bed and watching my ex put her bra back on and knowing it could well be ages before I ever had sex again. I knew she was leaving the following day and that was our last time. But I never thought it would be this long, with no opportunities or hope for getting laid on the horizon.
inb4 escorts. I can't afford them and I really don't want sex with prostitutes anyway if I can help it. But I honestly feel like a part of my masculinity and soul dies every single day that I am not getting laid.
Is fucking brutal. I need help.
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>>18329920
you have one hell of a fucking fragile masculinity.
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>tfw haven't had sex in 20 years
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>never had sex
Get on my level brah.
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>>18329920
hahahahahahaahaha that is nothing try being a virgin at 25. op you are a joke.
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You've got to get out there and UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm high as FUCK!
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>>18329920
Not a whole lotta advice being given right now, so lets try an angle I'm most familiar with.
You don't want escorts of prostitutes. I think if you get the advice to fuck a drunk landwhale, you'd reject it to. You don't want just sex. You want sexual approval. That's why your masculinity threathened.
Look for dating options. Speeddating is easy - everyone knows and agrees it's pathetic so 9 out of 10 people there are pathetic. Thankfully, it's mostly the guys, and if you don't mind a boring bland girl to date 3-4 times with, it's an okay source for sex. If you can avoid making a 5 minute speeddate awkward and pathetic you'll have at least one date, if not more.
Some speeddating places will let you know how many girls said yes to dating you. You can judge wether you need to lower your standards, improve yourself to meet other standards, or are on the right track and have 1-4 dates planned.
Again, this is for your ego. Can't gaurentee sex although most girls will at least have sex once or twice before coming to the realization that you two won't work out. Sounds more like an ego problem and I've been there and this is an okay way.
Alternatives are single mingle party shits or just going out with a wingbro.
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>had sex for the first time a few months ago
>she said she couldn't do this and left in the middle of it
>sat there and watched her put her clothes on with a rock hard and wet dick going "wtf"
>she kissed me on the lips
>immediately backtracked on it and said she saw me as a friend
Shattered my confidence desu
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She saw you as more as a friend but realized that making that move would probably harm her public opinion in some way - maybe you two were too different circles and it wouldn't mix or maybe she was just scared people would call her a slut if she slept with a friend.
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>>18329920
>>tfw not had sex in 3 and a half years
must be bait. I haven't had sex in 13 years, and I feel fucking great, too. The urge to have sex with a woman is purely chemical, and it fades with age.
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>>18330111
That's legit cruel.
At least you haven't got a rape-charge.
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>>18330021
OP here
I was a virgin till the age of 27. Nice try though.
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>>18330167
It felt pretty horrible. Like "Yeah sorry about you not getting off, here have a kiss". Then she never kissed me again.
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TINDER
I know people that get laid every weekend because of it. The girls that say they want a friendship and not sex are the biggest hoes go for them.
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>>18330391
That's probably exactly what she meant. Maybe she was still getting over an ex or something.
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>>18329920
I haven't had sex for 29 years. You'll be fine.
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