I don't like avocados because they look like Alien eggs.
How do people eat these things? Aren't you worried about aliens?
>>18328524
>because they look like alien eggs.
they are, most of us have just accepted this fact and choose to eat them regardless.
>>18328524
Avocados are a white person meme
They taste like olive oil mixed with lard
I saw a video of a girl shoving a whole avocado up her ass.
>>18328572
That's not very big
I'm not impressed
>>18328581
>avocado
>not big
The anus was made for passing turds. Are your turds avocado sized?
>>18328585
Yes
I have difficult shits
>>18328572
I saw a video of girl having a mini basketball up her anus. Looked painful man.
>>18328524
Do your part, eat them before they hatch and they eat you.
>>18328524
You mean xenomorphs?
>>18328592
My dearest apologies.
>>18328524
Yes they are delicious alien babies and I want their green slimey fleshy parts inside my mouth.
>>18328601
WTF m8 was there any preparation?? Not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted.
>>18328752
That's pretty small as fetish shit is concerned
>>18328766
That is pretty damn big man. That's basically a head up your rectum.
>>18328524
I like eating eggs. Get over it fag.
>>18328792
We're talking about people who love their lives shoving shit up their asses
>>18328797
What is wrong with people....