I'm a girl, I want to do sexual stuff with girls. I don't

>>18325041

>Advice?

Online. Fetlife, OkCupid, etc., Its arguably the best place for meeting people off the beaten sexual path, if you will.

plenty lesbos go to >>>/lgbt/ just make sure they don't have a dick or frankengina first

Are you good looking?

You're probably ugly, seeing as you have no girl friends. Stop being so ugly, and you'll attract girls who want to experiment.

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You know the answer deep down inside.

>>18325051
:(

>>18325057
Don't listen to them anon, most lesbians are ugly.

Find an ugly dyke with short hair. Ask her if she wants to party. Get a mouth full of disgusting hairy pussy.

Or do you want a sexy, beautiful, bald pussy babe who just wants to play around a little bit?

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>>18325062
>most lesbians are ugly
Yeah, were the fuck are all the lesbians in pornos?!

>>18325205
Those are straight women who get paid

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>>18325208
no u

>>18325208
How does that work? Do women lick other womens vagina for money? Just like that?

>>18325316
Mathematics is really hard work m8.

Tinder
/thread

>>18325324
It isn't, and would you suck a dick for 10k?

>>18325316
People do ALL KINDS of things for money man

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>>18325330
Nope, not even $500k.

Mathematics is not easy for everyone anon. Show some understanding.

>>18325316
>Do women lick other womens vagina for money?
Well, yes.
>>18325330
>would you suck a dick for 10k?
Depends on the amount of work expected. A quick peck, I might just do it.

The term gay-for-pay exists in the porn industry for a reason, Anon.

>>18325316
Have you ever heard about gold diggers and sugar daddy relationships? If that is possible then it shouldn't suprise you that women are willing to let 12 guys cum in their mouth and then eat another womans shit for $800.

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>>18325335
>The term gay-for-pay exists in the porn industry for a reason, Anon.
But they are gay, even if they think otherwise.

>>18325352
If that's how you want to qualify it then they're all bi, not gay. Nevermind the fact that that's stupid; the whore James Brown paid to piss on isn't a piss fetishist either.

>>18325316
I saw a porno where one petite chick was gangbanged by 7 other women. She looked dead in the face at the end of it. They shoved a baseball bat up her ass while peeing on her face, and she had to eat them all out afterwards. One by one, both pussy and ass.

They're fucking weird man.

>>18325352
That term, i think it's proof that there is some fetish that fags have about making straight people do gay shit. Like outsmarting and dominating heterosexuals to their way of life. That's why my casual sex ads on craigslist get more fags replying than women, in a STRAIGHT casual sex category.

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>>18325361
They're not men at least.

Gay men have my respect, but those wannabe twink g4p faggots should honestly just neck themselves.

>>18325388
That's neat Anon, but doesn't really have anything to do with the discussion at hand. Anyway OP based on how this thread's gone, rent yourself a nice prostitute and go nuts (so to speak).

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>>18325387
>Like outsmarting and dominating heterosexuals to their way of life
What does that even mean? What are they gonna do exatly? Who the fuck is implying here kek?

>>18325387
The reason the porn industry doesn't use real fags as much is because of STD risks, since actual fags who want to do porn are generally fucking other fags outside of work as well. You're probably right about that fetish though.

>>18325398
Shill dude. They're gonna fantasize about raping straight men like yourself, but you would probably be the one raping them if they ever tried.

>>18325398
One Seal would easily obliterate 4 gay dudes who also work out.

>>18325414
You don't have to be a Seal. Just have a net worth of $100m and hire some pros to capture those faggot twinks. Tie them up and fuck them without lube. They'll probably cry and shit.

>>18325414
Seals are literally trained to prolapse 5 dudes with ease. They're super intelligent killing machines, basically.

>How do I into lesbians?
>30 posts later
>Seals are literally trained to prolapse 5 dudes with ease

Never change, /adv/

>>18325387
>Like outsmarting and dominating heterosexuals to their way of life
Try doing this with straight men irl. Porn fags will literally go instinct in like 37 min.

>>18325387
>outsmarting

>>18325041
I'm a guy and feel the same way. life is pretty cruel. Been ashamed and fighting it my whole life.

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>>18325441
>forgot gif

>>18325446
How the fuck can it land so precisely after being in space?

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>>18325459
Straight misogynistic men at work.

>>18325429
>literally
Hmmm.....

And this training, have you been a part of it?

>>18326160
Just my older brother and his bff.

>>18325429
>Seals are literally trained to prolapse 5 dudes with ease
wait what

>>18326210
That's how interegation goes down, male/female suspect, doesn't matter. They need intel.

No homo.

>>18326224
fuck that must be painful
imagine being worked over by them

>>18326228
I would rather not. heh

>>18326228
they keep asking you for the information
you said what information? they got the wrong guy, you have no idea what they are talking about
and the asspounding starts...

>>18326160
>>18326210
I think the point is that they could dominate anyone irl and that some guy who likes to rape straight men in the ass would probably become an introvert underweight trap with trouble walking, after poking the wrong animal.

>>18326255
>introvert underweight trap with trouble walking
99.95% of gay men are already like this inside, despite not showing it. Serious.

>>18326255
They can try though.

>>18325208
There is such thing as agencies that make only lesbian porn and use only lesbian actresses

>>18326314
Rock Bottom Inc?

>>18325041
Tinder.

>>18325041
Is OP still around? Your nearest university will have a LGBT society. You don't have to be a student to go to the meetings or socials.

>>18325375
sauce

>>18325205
Names of those girls?

I'd be down for it anon, but most lesbians don't like straight women just experimenting with them so if you want it to work NEVER say that, or that you're straight, just say you like girls but never had sex with one.