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whack-off technical question

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How do I whack off in bed without the semen getting rubbed into my belly by the bedclothes and smelling of it later?
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By finishing into the toilet.
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>>18316569
I'd have to get up and get dressed to use the toilet, I don't have an en suite.
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>>18316563
You can catch it in some tissue, but it's still going to smell.
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No practical advice, so I now have a sticky belly.
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Get yourself a cum-rag/cum-sock. Newbie.
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>>18316652
I've been masturbating for twenty-one years.
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>>18316658
And you didn't think about a cum-rag/cum-sock. Pleb.
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>>18316661
The idea of having a rag encrusted with dried semen in my presense is disgusting.

I usually turn on my side but I was using a pic I saw on /hc/.
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>>18316671
>doesn't want to get up to cum in toilet
>doesn't want to cum on something to wipe it up
>doesn't want to be covered into it

Sounds like you just need to stop being so damn lazy.
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>>18316649
You couldn't even wait a full hour after the OP post to get back to the whack, you animal.

For real though, keep some baby wipes close at hand for when you finish. Those things are made to even clean up shit, so they make quick work of cum.
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