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Weirdest sex I ever had 2017-05-12 10:38:16 Post No. 18309955
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Ok guys I need some input.
So this girl is a japanese girl from Osaka, 8/10, into hip hop and sheit, had sex with 5+ sex partners including a niggerian guy. So 1st date just talk, 2nd date kiss 3rd date I thought she might be ok to fuck, I take her home she seems to be willing to let me fuck her even tho I dont feel the spark, at first shes kinda reluctant but she's SO WET and tells me to lick her (but she don't wanna suck for some reason) I lick her and when she's horny I start fucking her, feelsgoodman but the girl is like deadmeat just moaning and doing nothing so after a while I just stop and jack off while she touches my balls, when I ask if she could suck it she tells me things are going to fast blabla, well ok womenarecrazy so whatever, I finish jacking of and just hugs her while basically she's saying she regrets to have play with me and saying all these nice things when she didn't make up her mind blabla, I tell her it's okay she can just texts if she makes up her mind.
AND THATS WHERE THE FUNNY PART STARTS : She tells me can I tell you something
And I'm like ok she's gonna ask me to bring her to the station or some sheit
She tells me she didnt cum since I got off early but she'd like me to touch her til she comes. So I feel horny as fuck and calls her a crazy bitch while I'm touching her clit shes starting to have a nasty orgasm and tells me to lick, I say no (wtf she wants me to lick without sucking) but continues, she FUCKIN SQUIRTS (only 3rd time i see this outside porn from a whole lot of experiences) and has a mean orgasm.
Then drop her on the train, smacks her before she goes without many hope.
I never could have imagined sex and love could be SO unrelated.
What the fuck happen ? Did we fuck too soon and thats why she dont wanna commit ? Should I stop trying to understand females ?
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You write like a neanderthal.
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>>18310315
They couldn't write
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>>18310373
Neither can you. Thats his point.
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>>18310385
That was fucking hilarious Hugo Gervais, thanks
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Retarded post, OP.
Seeing as this girl slept with a Nigerian, I think you two are made for each other.
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>>18310397
learn to write faggot
As far as your post. WHo the fuck starts masturbating instead of fucking the girl right in front of them? Sex isn't a fucking porno.
Some girls starfish. its a thing.
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>>18310414
I take antidepressants and I can't come inside. I need to masturbate after the girl cums.
I'm not talking about the starfish side but she's having weird second thoughts, and she still didn't text me back. Except for the halfway shitty sex, and shitty talk, the girl is hot I would have dated her
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>>18309955
She sounds boring and weird which is a stupid mix. Not stupid in a good way either. Drop her, find another chick. She's obv got issues and not interested in reciprocating.
No lick, no dick!
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Fuck her in the pussy.
-Lucanus Beats
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>>18310803
Thats actual good advice, thank you. Gosh I'm so tired from those bitches from Tinder, most of them are plain crazy
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>>18310885
You're welcome, anon. That sucks that you've been meeting lots of crazies. Hopefully you'll find a healthy qt who will reciprocate.
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>>18309955
Is there a question here or are you just bragging?
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>>18311248
There's nothing to brag about here.
>>18309955
The last three lines are retarded.
What do you mean with hope?
You mention love, but the rest of the post is 100% about sex.
If you're as stupid in real life then you deserve your crappy sexual life.
>>18310766
> I can't come inside.
Neither could I or so I thought.
I needed months of being properly in a tender relationship before being able to finish where I was supposed to. The best orgams of my life were inside her but she deserves all the credit for being so sweet and understanding.
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