What is the best and cheapest essay writing service?

>>18304522
your older brother

I'll do it, $30.
$100 bonus when you get an A.

Tell me the particulars if you want to hire me.

>>18304522
The "Do-It-Yourself-Faggot" one. Takes couple minutes (or hours if you're just learning the language) and is absolutely free beyond that.

>>18305460
>a couple minutes
don't know what fucking shit you're writing mate

>>18305463
The shit that never got me below an A despite not knowing much about the topics most of the time. Though admittedly I do like writing.

What kind of size and academic level are we talking about?

I'll do it for $29

>>18305451
Let me just add that I guarantee original research. You can even submit a writing sample for me to use, to mimic your writing style. I will provide my research notes, you can use these to familiarize yourself with the material. This enables you to answer any questions anyone could have about the essay.

>>18304522
doing it yourself

>>18305495
I'll do it for $28.99 :^)

>>18305471
Well once you get into college and into big boy writing you're getting minimum 3-4 pages for any essays, which isn't possible in a few goddamn minutes.

>>18306065
I'll do it for $28.98 >:3c

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>>18306180
250 words per page at 3 pages divided by 75 wpm equals 10 minutes to bang out a essay

>>18304522
Fiver

>>18306414
That assumes no thought being put into and what font size are you using that it ends up at 250 words per page?

>>18305451
>>18305508
Shakespeare essay
4 pages

>>18307299
On his life and whole production? On his influence in literature and society?
When do you need this?