is there a guide for making suicide look like an accident? I

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>>18301313
Does it matter? You'll be dead anyways

Theyre gonna know you made this post

>>18301313
Swim drunk
Go around train tracks drunk

>>18301376
these are good but also highly improbable for my area

Just go mountaineering and "accidentally" fall off

>>18301420
I live in flat lands, any "mountain" I could fall off of I would run the risk of surviving the fall

>>18301420
>>18301427
but wait, if I feel off a cliffside or something and knocked my head, but just to make sure I died I overdosed on something beforehand, would they still find the drugs in an autopsy and rule it as suicide? or do they just go "its obvious he died from falling and hitting his head on this rock" and call it a day?

>>18301427
fucking travel then retard

stop making excuses

>>18301513
The last
One


UNLESS you have a giant
Insurance
Policy

>>18301514
lol I'm not making excuses, I just don't want it to be super obvious.
my family or friends would never expect me to travel somewhere to go hiking and drinking all by myself, it would raise a lot of suspicion

>>18301518
coolio
I guess if I get painkillers it'll take care of any potential pain if I survive the impact too

>>18301531
thats retarded, and so obvious

>>18301559
how is that obvious? if they don't test my blood and its pretty clearly the fall that's the cause of death?