Blackout wrecked

This isn't my story and it's pretty horrible but it'll give you a perspective perhaps and maybe help the thread get going.

My sister was in the same class as a guy whose younger sister (aged three or something) was terribly burned, like 60% including the face etc. Reason was that their dad got piss drunk and tried pouring liquor on the barbecue fire to get it going. She was watching and he had managed to douse her in alcohol as well.

Hope your buddy forgives you at least, and that you had a semi-good reason for breaking it off.

>>18300892
plot twist he has no clue why he blocked you either while she is just using this to fuck with you and both of them are in on the joke

>>18300933

Shit man, that's hardcore. When you put it into perspective like that you appreciate that so much worse stuff coulda happened. What's the most fucked up shit you've done?

And thanks dude. I'm very curious as to why he blocked me but maybe he'll unblock me and we could talk. Also girls come and go so I suppose it's a chance to meet more.

>>18300950
Not that bad, I don't like alcohol very much. I love to get stoned because I feel fucked up and loose but not like social etiquette and human decency are arbitrary. I find being sloppy drunk so humiliating. I once left my friend's and mine stuff outside at a bar (nothing got stolen thankfully) because I wanted to puke and lie down with my cheek on the cool floor.

And I've been at a party where for once I felt comfortable because there were about five of my friends, I knew the host (friend of a friend), so I felt comfortable just sitting by myself enjoying the music and sipping my drink while my friends danced (still too awkward for that) and I could listen it but not participate (too much noise) in a very nice conversation between a friend and an old classmate of hers. Eventually I ended up sitting in their kitchen at 2 am with a glass of gin in my hand. I was drinking like crazy and the few remaining guests in hindsight probably found it pretty awkward. They didn't realize I'd just done coke and didn't feel much from the alcohol. When I left I was fumbling with what side of my coat with the upside and two/three of them were hanging around. I suddenly became aware of their presence and one of them went "yeah it was fun, bye" in a way that made it so obvious what impression I made sitting by myself so much, drinking so hard. If only they'd known how lame my life usually is.

No problem!

>>18300892
that guy is qt

Apparently I tried to kill myself.

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>>18300963
That's a pretty tame story dude, no one got hurt and there was just a bit of awkwardness.

>>18301034
Absolutely, that's why I included the disclaimer. But it felt pretty seedy, also because my mood wasn't great I guess and then you ask yourself why you just did a hard drug. It's a shit feeling. But onwards and upwards right.

>>18300892
A guy I know ran to the toilet on the club because he had to puke. He ripped open a stall and immediately unloaded a gush of puke. There was a guy inside it. Guy looked at my friend drenched in puke and my friend was scared he'd do something so he took the initiative and punched him square in the face. Went dancing afterwards, then got thrown out and was forbid to enter the club ever again.

Another guy I heard of went on a drinking binge on christmas. Woke up the next day with a present and a christmas tree in his room. Appearantly he broke into a house and stole them.

>>18301015
Is this you, OP? Start namefagging or tripfagging if you aren't replying to another post.

>>18301049
The absolute madman

>>18301049
bash.org, is that you?

>>18300892
>What's the worst shit you guys did when drunk?
Got arrested. Woke up in the drunk tank. Got home to realize my ten-year relationship was over.

Turned out I'd been so drunk I got kicked out of the bar. When my then-boyfriend tried to force me into the car, I fought him viciously. Lost my shoes, keys, and purse. Hit him, clawed him, bit him. No memory of any of it.

To be fair, it was a horrible relationship. I found out MUCH later that the reason we were fighting so hard was because he was (randomly, baselessly) accusing me of having fucked some dude in the bathroom at the bar. But at the time, it was absolutely devastating.

On the upside, I kicked out the windshield of his Honda Civic with my bare feet. So years after that, it makes for a pretty badass story.

No regrets.

>>18301149

How do you know that you didn't fuck some dude?

You're a piece of trash woman who is unsuitable for any long term relationship. He put ten years into you and you act like a fucking child. I would have pressed charges against your stupid ass after I left you out on the street.

>>18301218
This desu desu

>>18301149
>No memory of any of it.
>because he was (randomly, baselessly) accusing me of having fucked some dude in the bathroom at the bar.

From your story alone, I'm far more willing to trust his memory of the night than yours.

>>18301218
>>18301233
Other witnesses confirmed nothing happened. He wasn't the only one there. There was a guy hitting on me for about 5 min, I told him off and made fun of his shirt, then ex-bf raged out.

I was trying to call a cab, stay with a friend, anything to get away from him. He was physically dragging me into the car, restraining my arms, pulling my hair, and telling me to shut up. Friends told me later they were actually scared for me, but didn't want to intervene. It was a stranger who called the cops.

Police record later confirmed all this.

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>>18300892
>be me
>have friends
>the lefty environmental type
>they invite me to beach party
>good few people there
>I brought a few ciders and whiskey
>start drinking the cider
>friend gives me some shots too
>very drunk
>lefty bitches put a question to me
>"Hey anon would you vote for Trump or Hillary?
>Shout Trump 2016!
>they're super triggered
>one of them a nigger
>"Black lives matter is a terrorist organisation"
>absolutely racist.exe
>decide to mix cider and whiskey
>terrible fucking idea
>pass out
>wake up absolutely fucked
>cannot walk
>prey to satan to save my ass
>chills and everything
>then the vomiting starts
>puke my guts out
>crying my eyes out
>calling for my "MAMA"
>angry and upset all at once
>friends panicking
>help me and look after me
>"I NEED AN AMBULANCE"
>freaking the fuck out
>shivering and vomiting
>eventually escorted off the beach
>get lift back to friends
>puke in friends of friends car
>arrive back at friends house
>pass out in his bed
I thanked the majority of people there fir saving me. I reckoned I would of died other wise. Hopefully won't get so fucked ever again. People saw a side of me I keep behind closed doors. Fuck I regret that night so much.

>>18300892
Well I have two stories for you

1) I was the most wasted ever in my life after a stupid drinking game. I had to throw up, panicked, stumbled over my doormat, hit my head agains the door post, was knocked out and bled on the floor for 30 mins, and shat myself. Then I went on to shower when I regained consciousness, fell asleep in the shower on the drain. Lay there for 5 hours before waking up, and flooded the whole damn place.

2) I was in Germany, got shitfaced. Then I went on to scream and sing nazi paroles out loud in the public transport. They still remind me ocasionally of it.

What you should do is apologize to your friend, and never get shitfucked again. It fucks up your life for no good reason, so stop it before you learn it the hard way.

Apparently blacked out, puked everywhere, woke up just long enough to feel being dragged up a flight of stairs by like 3 people, stairs drenched in puke. Wake up in a shower thats running and someone saying "take a fucking shower." Don't really remember much except waking up in a guest bed with clothes next to me someone cleaned. Kinda nice of them really. This was forever ago though, I haven't drank for years.

>>18301236

You got arrested, fucking idiot. Any man who cares for his woman will not allow her to be on the street after she was so drunk that she got kicked out of a bar. You kicked out his fucking windshield, you could have easily let some guy fuck you. You acted like an animal.

The point is, he can worry about shit like that whenever you act like an immature little shit. You can't kick out his windows because "muh stronk woman." At that point, it wouldn't matter if you fucked no strangers or fucked them all, you would be out of my life and paying for the shit you broke.


I also think it's funny that YOUR friends thought it was so bad. You have no idea how much shit I've seen drunk women overplay. People call the police over literally anything.

>>18301283
They were OUR friends. I kicked out his windshield because he was physically restraining me in the car while he screamed at me and accused me of cheating when, even drunk, I knew I hadn't.

I got arrested because I was too drunk and upset to be sent home. He wasn't because I was too drunk to give reliable testimony, and all OUR friends had split when the cops got called. The only charge was drunk in public.

And the point really is, this was OVER TEN YEARS AGO and everything is water under the bridge between us now. I paid for his windshield, he apologized all over himself for being an abusive little shit and thinking he could treat me like that when I'd been faithful for ten fucking years, we've both long since moved on with our lives.

Enjoy your extreme butthurt, tho.

>>18301295
No the other anon. You do realize your statement is extremely dubious because you were drunk as fuck, versus his sober statement? I have seen drunk ltr'ers cheat before, even if theyd never do such a thing when in a sane state of mind.

Besides that, your vicious language makes your statement sound biased. You should know that now youre probably 30+

>>18301256
You're absolutely right about drinking. It entails absolutely no long term benefits and totally fucks up lives. Your second story is actually really based it's only unfortunate people are sensitive.

How should I contact my friend? I never text or call him and only Facebook him. I guess I'll ask a mutual friend to hit him up. The only thing is that as the day goes on, I find him blocking me to be a soft move on someone he's known a while. Whatever I did must have been real fucking bad for him to block me without a message.

>>18301308
I can sound biased to you all you want, the fact is that you weren't there and I was. I have witnesses and a police report. I think I know what happened or didn't better than you do.

His "sober statement" included reaching his hand down my pants while I was crying, feeling my pussy, and declaring that I was "too wet," in front of everyone at the bar. That's what prompted the fight that got me kicked out. Because I was screaming at him not to touch me, that I hadn't fucked anyone, and that he needed to leave me alone.

That's when he proceeded to physically drag me to the car, during which I lost my shoes, keys, and purse, lock me inside, and INSTEAD OF DRIVING AWAY get in the car and scream at me some more.

Just because I only shared the 1,000-foot view first doesn't mean you have any idea what actually went down. I am in fact 32, and this story happened a long time ago. I'm not gonna spend the next 40 years consumed with regret over one drunken fight between me and a boyfriend I've long since moved on from. Everyone in the story turned out fine, it's just a thing that happened now.

But it's sweet of you to assume that because I was drunk I fucked a stranger. (Are you him, by any chance?)

>>18301015
I am afraid of getting drunk because I feel as though I would do the same.
I normally just drink a beer and watch my friends, but one time I had a pretty bad buzz and instead of getting giddy like all my friends I got real quiet and depersonalized.

>>18301308
>>18301319
FYI, he admitted some months later he knew I hadn't fucked the dude, and was just angry at me for other things/looking to start a fight.

Everyone needs to just chill, and stop assuming they know things based on a fact like "She was drunk and he was sober." Yeah, I was way too drunk - but he was acting like a fucking asshole.

drank almost half a litre of jack daniels(because sadboi) and blacked out. only found out recently that i was really close to sending a 16 y/o girl and a 12 y/o girl an inappropriate picture. im not in my 20's yet so its not that bad but 12 years old is hella bad. i only found out recently because i didnt remember and im getting scolded by (practically) gf for almost sending it

>>18301332
Bet you that's the last guy that invests 10 years of his fucking life on a woman child like you

>>18301818
Not that woman, but I bet your life must be so great hounding a woman on the internet who was drunk 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO. No person who is worth anything spends as much time as you do attacking one person.

How about you live a little, get off your mobile or computer and do something fun.

>>18301818
Jesus Christ dude. How bad was the breakup?

>>18301846
Right?

I always stop drinking when I feel like I have enough, so I never get blackout drunk or puke. There was this one time though that I peed in my bed after a night of drinking.

>>18301149
>>18301236
I'm so fucking glad that dude doesn't have to deal with a piece of shit like you anymore. He dodged a bullet.

My worst was waking up from a night out with absolutely no recollection from after we walked out the door from the pre game. Apparently I got super sick at the club, puked, got kicked out, puked on my friends, and said some suicidal shit.

It freaks me out because these blackout moments to me are like some subconscious shit, so it kind of felt like a wake up call that I'm fucked. Nowadays I mostly just blaze to avoid anything like that

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>>18300892
ugh i had a drunk conversation on my phone once, it was so bad i didnt talk to that person ever since

>be 14, uncles house party, drunk very quick. Go for lie down in back spare room. walk in on my uncle and his best pal furiously fucking his wife...

>>18301283
>inb4 white knight, am married
we all do dumb shit when wasted
this degenerate just wants to take out his hatred for women on someone, don't let him get to you

>>18301846
FUCKING REKT