l'm dating a trap. How the fuck do l tell my parents?

>>18296682
I would kill myself if my son ever wronged me by doing what you have

You don't if you think they'll be upset. Why would you? Are you getting married and planning a lifetime together? Not everything needs to be shared. It's your business, nobody else's.

>>18296682
If she's a true trap, you don't have to tell them since they won't know. Your parents not knowing is the ultimate spotting test.

>>18296682
Don't tell them, if the relationship goes far and they ask if you're ever going to have kids just say he is infertile

>>18296682
you are just dating and your parents do not need to know every one you date. If, and thats a big IF, you think it's the one then you have to tell them you are gay.

Don't Tell . I just got out of a trap relationship. I told my mom and she was cool about it but that's because she a democuck. My ex trap was cool she had a job, didn't smoke or drink, but still crazy in the end. If you guys last long like 4-5 months than go for it. For now just enjoy each other company and have fun.

>Take him and your family to the beach
>make out in the water
>let them notice the hardon bulge in the bikini

>>18297334
This is both the most effective and hilarious option. I see no downsides.

>>18297323
>she

>>18296682
With a suicide note

>>18296684
>I would kill myself if my son ever wronged me by doing what you have
i wouldnt