Suicide

>>18293561

Walk into the sea and don't come back. You'll die eventually.

>>18293562
Good suggestion, I'm pretty far inland though.

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Take a bath and drop a toaster in with you.

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/b/ might be better than /adv/ because here there might actually be people who care and who will try to convince you not to do it.

>>18293567
That won't kill, you'll only feel a light tingle

>>18293561
Just take a couple of stripped wires and shove them into the plug

>>18293571
Does this actually work?

Jump off of the tallest building/tower around you

Place head on one side of train track, body on the other. Don't do anything that can make you into a vegetable.

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>>18293577

>>18293590
cheers amigo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HkQ4-x4P4

Live until you get cancer or and bid disease

>>18293561
Anon, if you want to talk to someone, even if it's just to share some last thoughts, you can talk to me, my Kik is mwnoel

>>18293561
Order phenobarbital or pentobarbital or secobarbital on Alphabay. Take at least 50-100 pills. Guaranteed painless death. You just fall asleep. Used by right-to-die organizations. Used by famous scientists. It's the best way. I'm not going to preach at you. It's your decision.

>>18293691
thank you

>>18293691
There is also the hydrogen sulfide inhalation method, using bath sulfur (calcium polysulfide, sometimes called "sulfur lime") and hydrochloric acid ("muriatic acid" used for swimming pool cleaning). Originated in Japan. Need an enclosed area. Supposedly relatively painless. Carbon monoxide from charcoal-burning can also work but it is less reliable. Effects are the same. You get very drowsy, fall asleep, and don't wake up. It's also easy to combine this method with a barbiturate overdose to essentially guarantee the result.

I would suggest heroine
But don't overdose, enjoy your addiction for as long as you have money
Try all drugs to be honest, since you don't care anymore...

>>18293711
I would, but I'd rather not drag it out.

>>18293718
Also don't od on heroin, you could throw up and choke which would cause some uncomfort.