I had a vasectomy yesterday, and the doctor told me not to ejaculate for a week in order to avoid crippling dick pain.
Basically, if I masturbate, my balls will spasm and I'll have shooting pain.
I've been masterbating at least once a day since I was 15.
How the fuck to I do this?
Dunno, should have thought it through. Why did you castrate yourself?
It's not as hard as you think when you have such a strong reason not to masturbate. All you have to do is remind yourself of that reason as soon as you get any urges and then find something to keep you busy.
I'm speaking from personal experience here, I was in a similar situation a while back.
Every time you want to jerk off, pinch your ball hard enough to realize how much it'll hurt
>>18291398
It is easy to not masturbate when you have something else to do.
>sport
>book
>movie
>videogame
>heroin
>party
>school
>work
Pick your poison.
Just do it anyway and if it hurts stop
>>18291398
>being a porn addict
>>18291404
Girlfriend of ten years/future wife didn't want kids. I agreed.
>>18291661
If she doesn't want kids, why didn't she sterilize herself? What the fuck man.
>>18291800
HER BODY HER CHOICE YOU BIGOT
What if she changes her mind in the future? She could always get impregnated by another man and have OP raise the child.
>>18291661
Please be trolling. This is just sad.
>>18291813
why not just get one of those 5 year inserts like pic? It's not as dramatic and permanent and it reduces or even stops periods.
Oh well i guess this the trend now because how dare our feminazy overlords have to do more than nothing for us lowly bigots.
>>18291813
>I can kill a baby because it's inside of me
Why is the baby never given a choice in the matter? It has a body too.
>>18291800
No doctor where we are (Deep south) would sterilize her.
I didn't want kids either, so I figured me getting this done would be the easiest solution.
>>18291827
To be honest, I'd rather just do one thing and put up with a week of nofap than have to keep going back every five years.
>>18291813
the post irony in this post is top notch
>>18291398
cuck
she shouldve gotten a diu
it has nothing to do with patriarchy or any other current buzzword, you should always avoid any surgery if there is a less intrusive alternative
diu's are objectively better than a vasectomy, be it female or male, every time
did the doc say anything about edging?
>>18291844
Not independent of the mother, it doesn't.
Go ahead and ask a 5-week-old fetus if it wants to be aborted. Report back with the results of your survey
>>18291661
*Clears throat*
C U C K
U
C
K
This was the worst decision you've ever made anon
Jesus Christ anon did it not once occur to you prior getting the vasectomy that you've been wanking everyday since you were 15?
Haha, what a weakling.
I masturbate only 1 time in 5 days so I don't have to endure wet dreams. Only imagination.
But there were times where I went over 150 days without fapping.
>>18291661
So she didn't want kids so you're the one who got castrated? How did that fix anything? She can still have kids, you're the one who can't mate.
Are you fapping yet?!
>>18292039
Dunno about him but I am now.
>that sexy 2d 2chin
>>18291876
>To be honest, I'd rather just do one thing and put up with a week of nofap than have to keep going back every five years.
This just sounds like you've thought things through rationally. The people in this thread are making you out to be some kind of shitstain.
>>18292023
Go into any relation ship, tell them "I'm sterile but can still have sex" and tell me you wouldn't get laid.
He can still fuck, it's just that he doesn't have to put up with the consequences of that now.
>>18291398
>>18291398
I got my vasectomy at 24; I was told not to flog the dolphin for a week.
I last a whole two days; feltgoodman but then it felt like my balls were going to explode.
I had a nearly constant dull ache aka Phantom Pain for 6 months. It didn't stop me from jerking it or having sex but I was worried it would last forever since I read some men actually had that issue. They had to go in and redo their vasectomy.
TL; DR Do it faggot
>>18291661
>girlfriend of ten years
>ten years
>you still masturbate every day
>"future wife"
I have news for ya buddy.
>>18291959
Ask an infant if it doesn't want to be smothered to death with a pillow. Report back with the results.