I don't know what to say What do I say?

>>18289334
hey bby u want sum fuk

>>18289334

sup white girl my name is jamal come hang with me n my niggas we all big as hell n love to punish lil crackas with our coke can dickees

Look how pretty she is.

She gave you two things, an actor and a show. That's your intro, talk about that first, then segue into other similar interests.

Questions like, "okay, since you didn't like Love Actually, what are your top three films from the past three years?" Don't say, "what's your favorite...?" That shit's overused and like... What's your favorite anything? Put restrictions on stuff, like, what are your two favorite takeout restaurants?

Say

"You're soooo preeetttyyyy! I mean ,cmon... look at you! You're just like my japanese cartoons.

Oh, btw, you are seriously so cute that I had to paint you. Not to be weird or anything, but I mean cmon. Look at you."

Then give her a drawing.

give her my number

>>18289334
Tell her that you're the big guy for her

100% success guaranteed

Just send her a pic of your dick. This is guaranteed to work if you got a big dick.

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>>18289398
"Was looking like a whore part of your plan?"

>>18289334
Have arms. Male. Like those shows. Netflix and chill?

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>>18289423

>calling a girl a whore based on one neck up pic of her wearing a costume

you /r9k/ers are a hoot

>>18289450
>choker.
Come on
She's definitely a fuck and forget type

>>18289450
> not knowing why she was actually called a whore

Lack of comprehension in modern society is horrendous.

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>>18289384
Also I finally realized what the B shit is about.

BumbleBee

I communicate solely through music.

>>18289462
This is both cool and creepy at the same time.

>>18289334
All women on Tinder are cancer.

>>18289462
Did you just draw that?

>>18289454

You can tell all of that from a choker? Excellent. Your unfounded presumptuousness, knee jerk misogyny and judgmental attitude must be a real hit with the ladies.

>>18289459
I love when you /r9k/ faggots try to justify your terrible attitude with "muh modern society".

I'm not sure what society has to do with you being an insufferable asshole with a superiority complex but sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>18289471
Chicks love it.
>>18289488
Of course.

But come on guys, you all know what this thread is about. This girl is on point when it comes to my aesthetic.

>>18289501
What is your deal

>>18289503

I could ask you the same question.

>>18289462
I don't know what you mean by the bee stuff

>>18289524
sure you do.

I can't wait until this is over. you can all have your fun now but soon the world will be mine.

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>>18289501
> Your unfounded presumptuousness, knee jerk misogyny and judgmental attitude
You use your tongue pertier than a $20 whore

A woman wears a choker before their boyfriend pops the question with a ring. It's like being collared, only more girl-like.

A woman wearing a choker on a dating site is either polyamorous (ie., whore) or is cheating (ie., whore).

Elementary, my dear Watson: she be a ho.

>>18289527
I will call her beebee

>>18289533
It's just because I find the cute.

All of this is because of me and that's all there is to it.

>>18289533

>A woman wearing a choker on a dating site is either polyamorous (ie., whore) or is cheating (ie., whore).

Are we playing pin the judgement on the donkey? Ok. I'll take a turn.

People who go out of their way to make negative generalizations and judgments about people they don't know based on minuscule fashion choices and appearances are deeply insecure, unhappy people who can't go a day without making other people feel bad about themselves because criticizing other people is usually the only thing they have in their life that distracts them from thinking about what gigantic piles of miserable shit they are.

Elemantary; you feel bad about your life and the only solution your limited intelligence can find is to make other people feel as bad as you do. Your mind never grew past the developmental milestones of a middle school bully so, here you are, talking shit about a girl you've never met based on one picture and 4 sentences worth of information because deep down you have the confidence and capacity for introspective thought of a snail.

If you can convince yourself that someone or something is terrible and doesn't deserve your admiration you never have to deal with your fear that you don't deserve theirs. Hurt them before they hurt you. You be a man-baby.

I liked her until
>if you're a big dude, I probably like you
and
>choker
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ABANDON THE FUCKING SHIP

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I hope the network disconnect didn't make this look weird on her end

She probably won't reply anyway ahahaha

>>18289598
FAILED

Rock up to her house wearing nothing but a bane mask and say "What's the deal with crashing this airline food?"

>>18289570
Wow
You're the kind of person who was bullied got told the bullys life was worse than yours, and actually believed it.

>>18289334
don't bother, online dating is a waste of time. make a fake account some time. you'll get 100s of messages in only a day or two, depending on your location. she'll never respond because you'll never, ever stand out online.

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>>18289611

Healthy, happy, confident, well adjusted people don't become bullies. Healthy, happy, confident, well adjusted people don't needlessly make other people feel bad about themselves. Thats reality. Any implication otherwise is laughable, anon.

>>18289450
Come on, the comment was funny. /r9k/ doesn't do funny. Maybe he was a redpill cuck or maybe it was just a fucking joke.

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>>18289717

>Maybe he was a redpill cuck or maybe it was just a fucking joke.

>>18289611
>thinking that most bullies aren't mental wrecks
Sure, there are some sociopaths/psychopaths who just like to dominate but most bully because of their own issues.

>>18289334
>If you're a big dude, I probably like you

Come on, dude, it's obvious.

>You're a big guy?
>4U

Laid.

>>18289738
Would have liked to have lead with that but probably wouldn't get it

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>>18289598

>asks for advice on a kurdish bootleg jean appreciation bulletin
>fucks it up and double posts on accident

a hearty kek

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>>18289808
I didn't even tap for re-send, it just happened

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>>18289570
> Are we playing
No.

> judgments about people they don't know
When I see a woman wearing a wedding ring, I don't need her life history to know she's married. She's married - that's why she's wearing the ring.

> minuscule fashion choices
Fashion choices that tell you that she's got a boyfriend.

> The rest
tl;dr

Look, shit for brains, you came here for advice. I'm telling you to swipe left and keep on searching. She's a ho. I can't dumb it down any further. She's a ho.

If you have a burr up your ass to contact her, don't come back here in a week whining about how she's got a boyfriend. You're the beta that won't listen.

>>18289916

>equating assuming a woman's married because she's wearing a wedding ring with calling any girl who wears jewelry you don't care for a slut

Nice mental gymnastics there.

>She's a ho. I can't dumb it down any further. She's a ho.

And you're an insecure hunk of shit. You have the mentality of a grade school bully and its sad. You've made that abundantly clear. The world is full of inconvenient realities. Also, I'm not OP.

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>>18289816
i feel bad for you dude
she's cute as fuck

why did you have to fuck it up

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>>18289958
This always happens

She was the cutest match I've had for months

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>>18289962
plenty of fish in the sea bud

>>18289570

Usually dress and appearance are good indicators as to a person's personality and beliefs. Judging a book by its cover is sometimes necessary.

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>>18289972
Thanks

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>>18289334
just tell her you got two tickets to a cheap local pro wrastlin match and see if she wants to go

its like a violent strip show for women that men can enjoy to

another plus is youll look like a rocket scientist after the guys open their mouth there

>>18289570
You're literally arguing with someone on a north korean cartoon site