>>18289214
Fart in front of her.
>>18289214
does she know
>>18289214
Find a cave in Catalonia and kill yourself in it
Unleash your unprecedented autism, kiddo.
and be alpha as fuck.
>>18289214
Touch her boobs. That is the absolute best part of all girlfriend firsts. Even better than sex. They always smell fantastic.
>>18289312
t. /r9k/ permanent resident.
mojoupgrade.com
Use it to figure out/discuss your sexual preferences.
>>18289325
Why do you say that anon? I just really like tits.
>>18289340
Fletching, Raping, Force-Feeding.
>>18289360
Anal, pegging, prostate milking.