Hey /adv/, how to suicide?

>>18285348
By killing yourself

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>>18285363
this. It's literally easier to think of things that do kill you instead of things that don't. What a stupid question.

But I guess the real point is to get people interested and ask for your story and tell you it's not worth it.

So what's up buddy?

I have to admit /adv/ i am lurking here and giving all sort of advices and collecting sweets (You)s where OP says something like:
>good advice / thanks for tip
But no matter what i do, i never recieved sweet you from suicider thread. Is anybody here who managed to do such a feat? Is it even possible to help them?

Because we all know they wont suicide, they just need attention and probably help. But how can you help somebody who is this desparate?

Why?

Step 1: get a real reason first

Step 2: use a real method instead of the fake shit people do for intention

Step 3: hundreds of people miss work that day because their train can't operate with the stain of failure on its tracks

>>18285842
I've lurked /adv/ since it was first created as an emergency spillway board, and the only times I have EVER seen OP show appreciation or even acceptance towards a reply is when the reply was basically reciting what OP wanted to hear.

Folks don't come here for advice; they come here to do for their hearts what masturbation does for the genitals.

>>18285348
cinderblocks and a lake.

>>18285879
>kids catch OP's germs from playing in the lake
>now the kids are assburger too

>>18285871
>what OP wanted to hear
I guess i were more successful than that in some sessions, but it is always a battle.

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>>18285842
There isn't any one sentence you could say that would instantly heal depression but hearing a new way to look at things can help in the long run.