I need advice from other fembots

>>18281317
This bait is way too fucking obvious anon. Trust me, i made the 'i slept with 40 men and didn't tell my boyfriend' bait that garnered 300 replies last night.

>>18281317
Dont let him down easy, thats why manlets never learn. Just be brutally honest and tell him that anything under 6'5 is unacceptable and maybe then he might understand where he belongs.

funi maymay eheheheh xddDDdxD

Get out.

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sage and tell the roastie to fuck off

fuck off roastie!

You know, he can always fucking behead you.

That way, you'll be the same height. Heck, he can even be taller

>>18281317
>He was short. Like really short. Probably 5'9" or so.

lmaoroflomglol

>fembot
>met a good man
>manlet meme
>my girlfriends

b8

I want to talk to real fembots tf?

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>>18281321
>Every atom is attracted to every atom
>E=mc^2
>Every energy is attracted to every energy
>Whether consciousness is matter or energy, it is attracted to every other consciousness
>???
>No such thing as fembots

>>18281325
fembots are real but extremely rare and never single. Any fembot that exists is bound to be contacted by many different males, from total chads to total robots. She picks what she wants. Real fembot will pick a robot as bf. However once that happens that fembot is gone. If they break up, the fembot transforms into a roastie and generally will only seek chads.

Also Most atoms are attracted to Most other atoms. Other forces can rek gravity compltely. I have some magnets, trillions and trillions of atoms which hate eachother when oriented one way and then have attraction way stronger than gravity when oriented the other way.

Tell him he shouldn't have skipped height day

>>18281326
>fembots are real

that's TL;DR, you're retarded. Fuck you and your long winded faggy comment

>>18281328
No. TL;DR fembots are real but you have basically 0 chance of ever meeting one, let alone actually succeeding in getting one as a gf.

>>18281317
I fucking hate that picture its literally a 'fembot' using a feels face in order to seem vulnerable and sensitive but really shes just thinking about something and thats her resting bitch face.

fuck you

>>18281317
>>18281319
This DESU senpai - be honest and maybe then he will learn

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>>18281317
topkek good bait OP

>>18281318
>tfw you took this bait
You did good lad.

>>18281318
>Tfw can't find the thread in the archive
Are you trying to trick me? You were successful if you were

>>18281317
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. you are a fucking whore i feel like killing myself. fuck out of my board, im a 24 year old virgin, never EVEN kissed a girl. 5'9" is NOT short at all, quite tall actually. I'm 5'7" which is average height in america and you're just a picky bitch, next thing you know, you'll say that 5 inches is small.

>>18281317
holy shit anon, this is the weakest fucking bait I've seen in my life. Sage'd. 1/10, the sheer badness of this bait got me to reply.

>>18281317
You're trolling, but if that's really an issue just say you're not interested - just don't be a dick and mention his height.

I need advice:
> fembot
> make friends via RPG club at local comic store
> we're all twenty something robots, cyborgs
> only chick
> robot there, collects anime figs, works as a cashier at the comic store
> have a crush on him
> we talk on the phone for a couple hours
> he does some nice stuff for me here and there
> also avoids physical contact with me
> is gross around me ( flatulent, etc.)
> we all get drunk during the game
> i ask to crash in the basment
> he comes down, has erection
> hugs me
> start holding his hand and snuggling his neck
> " uh.... I don't mean this seriously"
> i move away
> he keeps hugging me
> starts telling gross jokes ( cause i'm one of the guys, i guess)
> silently raging
> say he hurt my feelings, start crying
> he apologises
> texts me later saying he's sorry for " leading me on"

I don't mind gross potty humor / vulgarity when we're all hanging out, but holy fuck. Him shooting me down while still acting like I was his " bro" fucking killed me. He really doesn't see me as a woman / person with a sex drive, does he?

>>18281317
dude what guy doesn't pay for a meal?
you act like its a big deal lol
like no duh. if he didn't he'd be a fucking weirdo.

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>>18281319
>anything under 6'5
>mfw at this bait

>>18281318
>i made the 'i slept with 40 men and didn't tell my boyfriend' bait
That was solid work, anon. I expect great things from you in the future.

>>18281339
You're about to be 8 inches shorter.

>>18281317
Do what I do pretend to be a Stacie and just suck everyone's dick it made me real popular

>>18281337
Hey roastie: BRAAAAAAAPPPPP

>>18281337
Are you even attractive?

>>18281350
I'm average looking, according to most of my friends. I have positive features ( straight teeth, clear skin, blue eyes, f cups) and negative ones ( pancake ass, jew nose, jewfro, dumbo ears).

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>>18281317

Oh boy. This bait is gonna rustle some serious /r9k/ feathers. Excellent job, OP.

>>18281363
Oh, I mean he might still be attracted to you but not find you good looking, that could be his issue

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>>18281335

>falling for bait this obvious

>>18281369
Which sort of sends me spiraling down into Nice Guy ( girl?) territory.

If I'm average looking, nice, smart, well educated, employed, and like all the same shit he does, why does he reject me?

This happens to me constantly.

>>18281383
I wish I could tell you, maybe you need to be straightforward about what you want. That could make him act

>>18281390
I used to be really direct with men, but I really don't have the heart for it anymore.

I told him that I would never, ever ask a man out again considering my previous experiences. I don't think he really appreciated how badly my other rejections went, since he sort of implied that I needed to get over this gender role.

Besides, I think it's pretty clear he rejected me. I think he was really just Platonically Cuddling as Friends and I assumed he was hitting on me. Me exacerbating the situation by saying I like him after he's made his point pretty clear sounds like Cruel and Unnecessary Punishment.

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>>18281375
>falling for bait that obvious

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>>18281317

Bait. Bait designed to spark an argument between tall and short people.

If you care this much about how tall someone is that you'll literally overlook every other aspect of that person's character and other physical attributes, stop being such a shallow piece of shit and stop ruining the dating pool for the rest of us.

/thread

>>18281363
Are you fat?

>>18281424
Nope.

>>18281317
Just tell him the truth. That is this: you are a shallow bitch that has a loose pussy so only 12 inch dicks will do. Ya cunt!

>>18281434
I honest to God cannot picture you given that description you gave.

How tall are you?

Why is this shitty troll thread still up? OP is male, 6'3", and a kissless virgin.

>>18281335
Is this counterbait?

>>18281363
Post pic for reference and we can tell you

>>18281383
Maybe you're boring?

>>18281317
Go on another date

>>18281747
Iunno. Just imagine a 5'7 woman with a weird sasquatch body, frizzy hair, and a couple of cute attributes offset by goofy ears.

>>18281995
Definitely not my problem.

> hell, he even admitted i was one of the weirdest people he knew without prompting when i told him about volunteering at a bee hive

femanon here.

>if you really are a lady in this situation

ur a cunt!

>if this is b8 from a man whos bitter about why women wont fuck him

ur a cunt!

>>18282769
Oh so you're fat? Like one of those stocky dykish looking girls?

That's a shame you sounded sort of cute to me anon.

Coming from a guy who's 6"1 barefoot. I totally see why girls think like this. I personally don't want any girl any taller than maybe 5"8. I like girls being shorter than me. When they're really short I just imagine carrying them around. Not necessarily like a fuck toy but something weird and primal about really tiny chicks.

>>18281317
How many troll posts are the admins going to let on this board lol

>>18282789
> you're ugly

Well, that just proves men are astronomically shitty.

> willing to date manlets, guys with acne scars, bad teeth

>I get rejected cause they're holding out for Stacey

Well, at least I can be a spinster fueled by righteous indignation.

>>18281317
lmao, good bait anon, by the amount of replies looks like you triggered a lot of manlets already.

>>18282882
Well I'm sure the guy you're involved with is all of those things with the additional overcompensatory desire for and entitlement to Stacy, but I am the opposite. So don't take it personally I guess.

If it makes you feel any better my girlfriend is way less attractive than me and I love her all the same.