Older guy...how do I get a younger girl

>>18279886
It would be easier to adopt an 18 year old japanese girl in need of a home. Your wife would not be suspicious and girl will have a hard time getting away. If worse comes to worse you can always convert one of your closets into a hospitality room.

>>18279886
Go to club, don't tell your age
So easy

>>18279907
But that requires so much time and effort. You have to get prettied up and what not. I sont dress like a guido on the regular.

I look like a stereotypical white dude in his 30's. Hat or no hat. Tshirt and jeans.

>>18279886
Early 30s isn't that old.

Are you good looking and in shape?

>>18279932
Go to the gym you slob.

>>18279932
lol what? If you're in good shape it won't take effort at all. You can litteraly wear jeans and a fucking shirt to most clubs. Don't know what your hair situation is like but either bald or hair it doesn't matter both are viable options.

When I used to go to clubs it litteraly took me 5 minutes to get dressed.

Buy some girls a few drinks, show them that u have some money, and you are guaranteed to get laid.

If you're fucking ugly it won't work though. But since you have a wife and kids I'm guessing you're not that repulsive.

Welcome to the 21st century, where dating apps are a thing

>>18279886
Porn and wank you dishonorable scum.

You did it for years as an adolescent. You can do it until you die in a few decades from heart disease like every other American.

You are weak in both mind and spirit if you need to break your vows to your wife in order to control your vices.

Fuck your shit