How to calm angry women?

are most women like this? i'm a grill but i'm always so chill that people frequently ask if i have any emotions at all. eh. anyway there must be something that's making her upset. try genuinely talking to her about it. try cheering her up with flowers or some shit. girls like that right?

>>18271275
You can't.

>>18271275

Step 1:
Tell her to calm down
If that doesn't work, call her irrational.
Repeat step 1 as much as needed.

Step 2;
Find out the hard way that step 1 never works..
Try to cheer her up with jokes or things she likes.
When that doesn't work tell her to smile.
Repeat this process as much as you feel is necessary.

Step 3;
Learn the harshest ultimate truth.
NOTHING WORKS.

Step 4;
Go to the pub and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

>>18271282
Don't do this. Women are inherently illogical. Change her emotions not her mind. If you approach her with logic you will be speaking two different languages. Calm her emotions with emotion.

>>18271291
this is why i can't have friends who are girls. i feel like i'm the only one that never gets upset over illogical things. when i try to help my friends who are girls with logic they think i'm weird and i feel my autism intensify every time

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>>18271290
this guy's post is pretty much it. it's loosely based on the image, "advice from an oldfag."

i included it for your benefit.

Ignore her. Last big fight I had with my ex was all about her yelling how it's not working out and that we should take a break and me sitting on the couch laughing my ass off at Steve Harvey. After about ten minutes she came and snuggled up to me.

>>18271275
This seems like kind of a useless question. It's more important what this woman's relationship to you is. Is it your mother? Girlfriend? Co-worker? If for some reason all women get mad at you then maybe look at your own behaviour.