Suicide

Bitches

Once you die that's it. Might as well keep living since you're gonna die eventually anyway.

Life itself is a good reason
What do you need to change to enjoy it?

things COULD change
I mean they probably won't but it could happen

>>18270617
You still don't know the ending of One Piece.

>be 21, bisexual
>/gif/ lurker and total normie
>go to nice college for graphic design
>pretty good at it
>already had paying job in industry
>future is bright rite?
>no, crippled by depression daily
>wanted to kill self since middle school
>depression has kept me away from any sort of intimate relationship
>straight people hate me
>gay people hate me
>I hate me
>If I truly want to kill myself, thats my choice right?
>even if it upsets other people its my life
> catch me flying off a bridge near you

>>18270649
The thing I most relate to is that every one hates me. There is no where I belong or fit in.

I'm 26 and bisexul and almost normie. I lose touch more every year and instead of wanting to kill myself I might fuck off and travel like most anons probably dream of. I'm used to working for shit pay. I want to not worry about anything trivial, just survival.

I guarantee that there are at least 10 reasons that you could find to not commit suicide, if you were interested in looking for them. Instead of pitying yourself you should maybe divert your energy into finding something that you're interested in or at least passes the time.

>>18270617
>give me one reason to live

The promise that suicide will always be there if things get too tough.

>>18270649
why are you so depressed anyway? you get the best of both worlds. when you're around straight people act straight, when you're around gays act gay that's it

99% of the people regret suicide the moment they do it. There are people who will get very sad even though maybe you don't know it.. No matter how bad it gets I love life. I love living.. I love that I can walk talk see hear.. I'm just greatful. you should be too

>>18270699
This thought always works for me. My life isn't getting any better because of it, but I know the pain can end at any time.

Also this video helps me when I get suicidal. The dude is wise and also suicide seems so lonely and meaningless here.

https://youtu.be/4FDSdg09df8

>>18270617
Millions of people in the world would kill to be in your place. No matter what situation you are in, there are countless people who suffer more and they are still working to make their lives better. So don't be a fucking disgrace, get your shit together and start doing the hard work. You can get almost anything with enough willpower, just stop being a lazy neet who browses 4chan all day.

>>18270815
>99% of the people regret suicide the moment they do it.

What the fuck kind of bullshit statistic is this? They're dead, how are they magically reporting their happiness with their decision? You are a fucking moron.

>>18270617
Porn, beer, and video games

>>18270964
>So don't be a fucking disgrace, get your shit together and start doing the hard work. You can get almost anything with enough willpower, just stop being a lazy neet who browses 4chan all day.
For the most part this is true, but there's no guarantee. Just because you work really hard at something for a really long time doesn't mean it will work out in the end.

>>18270997
just before they die. have you seen the documentary on people who jump off bridges and palaces and say the moment they jumped they regretted it (survivors)

>>18270617
If you're dead, you miss out on watching the world burn.

>>18270649
>be me
>21, bi
>go to nice college, but for history
>literally useless major, i know
>but also pretty good at it
>already have a paying job in parks and rec
>future is bright???
>no, also have severe depression and generalized anxiety
>wanted to kill myself since middle school, have come close a few times
>always figure out a way to screw up the relationships I do have
>straight people hate me
>gay people hate me
>I hate me
>I think about it from time to time
>I try to imagine how others might respond
>get more depressed when I realize most people wouldn't care
>why do I care?
same boat, anon.

>>18271017
Where did you find your 99% statistic?

>>18271060
I don't hate you

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>>18270649
Have a kid, you Normie

https://youtu.be/_IAHFz5X3zo

Watch this video. You just need to find a goofball wife the same race as you and treat her well but firmly and your empty life will have more meaning and happiness than your brain can even imagine now. It's stopped many a young man from killing themselves.
Don't be a dingus. Get more sleep, exercise, eat better, look after personal hygiene, always be nice to people without being a pushover and you will be more popular.
It doesn't matter if you have an odd face or are a little overweight or shy or autismo. I am/was all of these things and I have 2 beautiful children, and seeing the total trust and loyalty on my wife's face is one of my motivations to work out, provide for my family and teach my children how to draw, read, hunt etc.

Hearing my daughter play the harp and watching my son stand up for her like I taught him brings a tear to my eye.

Keep pushing Op. make a deal with yourself - your parents got you this far, so you have to endure at least 3 more years of this mortal coil - and not just endure, give it your last, final stand of energy, drive and ambition - and then when you hit the big 24 you can join the club with Kurt Kobain and Jimi Hendrix.

>>18271076
oh wow some anonymous dude online doesn't hate me better not kill myself wouldn't want to disappoint someone who literally wouldn't know either way
>sorry for the snark, I've had a bad day

>>18271085
Got a discord, maybe we can chat a bit to help improve your mood. I'm a history major too.

My discord is furonymous.

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>>18271085
There you go. You're an angsty hangover-teen, probably really tired and stressed. If you killed yourself now it would basically be no different from a teen girl cutting herself because of a Bullet for my Valentine song.

Sort your hormones out, get testosterone levels checked, eat right, more sunshine, start supplementing Zinc, Vitamin C, Niacin and Vitamin D (all increase test and raise mood and energy), start sleeping right, cut screens, cut sugar and caffeine, get back to nature by walking in green spaces (has psychological effect on mood and energy), go for a swim and go and see your extended family and old friends to remember who you were / dreamt you could be.

Pleb tier degenerates kill themselves when they're in their teens or 20s. Patricians kill themselves when they're too old to sit up. Men die in battle or defending their family and children.

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>>18271117
>>18271083

This. Sort yourself out Op, it's just a rough patch like the hundreds you've been through already. It's called human existence.

>>18270617
Try to fix your problems rather than just leave them like this. If every person in the world would commit suicide for living a hard life, how many people you think would reach their 30's?

>>18271117
I've actually done quite a bit of that. Doesn't really help the fact that I have no friends and no life.

Do everyone else a favor and take congress with you.

>>18270617
Spite

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Whenever I feel suicidal, I realize I'm thinking of life as if it will never end. Life isn't what I want it to be, so this is the only way out. Our culture has a habit of treating life as if it is never ending, and wanting it to end is the result.

Take a minute or two to sit down in a quiet room alone. Remind yourself that your life will end whether you want it to or not. And one day, everyone you know will also be dead, and no one will remember your mistakes or failures.

The truth is, no one has a reason to live. But we also have no reason to rush death. Just be patient. The end will come on its own. And it always seems too soon when it does.

>>18271127
You gotta stick with them. It will take months if not a year for your hormones to properly recover. Most depressed young men are depressed and anxious because modern lifestyle factors and xenoestrogens fuck their shit up. It literally affects your mental health to be a low-T beta male.

...go to an event? Go to a bar? Go to a video games shop? Go to the supermarket and talk to the staff? Go to an old folks home and listen what real struggling and no-life is? Go to a climbing wall and fail and have fun, go to a convention and talk to people running stalls and walking round, go outside you fuck. Stop waiting and build a life, what do you think people do when they get out of the military with no friends and distant family? They build a life. It's only up from here anon.

What, do you live in the middle of Alaska?
Get off 4chan nigger.

>>18270815
grateful** fucks sake mate

>>18270617
Dying hurts slightly more than living. That's my reason until I can get my hands on some barbiturates.

update
>walked to manhattan bridge
>stared into water for 3 hours
>every time I try to climb over the fence someone passes
>pussy out like always
>self hatred grows as I walk home
>laughing couples go to bars
>would get drunk but broke
>I shouldve hopped the fence when I had a chance
>neets on 4chan calling me a pussy
> below rock bottom
>existing for another day
> I'll live in hope to see the entire world burn

dying is painful

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>>18271507
Hahaha, call us neets you attention seeking fag.
People who are genuinely checking out of life just quietly do it, no nonsense. They don't stand by a bridge looking at every passer by in the hopes someone will give them attention.

Get off 4chan and get a life you perpetual victim complex. You were given good advice on how to sort your life and mood out, now stop being a pussy and diverting it so you can get more people saying "ooh no please don't lol". You're clearly not going to do it so get on with your shit and follow the advice in this thread

>>18271564
plz be nice even contemplating suicide indicates a serious problem

someone else has to deal with your corpse

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>>18271666
This. Op, go deep into the woods where animals will dispose of it.

Or don't. Realise you're at a low point in your life, but like bob Ross says, life is mainly an ebb and flow of good and bad times. They always come and go. Like Bobby Ross, you're waiting on the good times right now.

>>18271666
Someone has to deal with all of our corpses eventually.

You have to find the reason yourself. It's not our task. As cold as it sounds, but your death doesn't concern us, we don't even know who you are and you won't be missed by us. Find something in the real world, go there and find meaning and people. Not here.

>>18270617

Here is how to see if life is worth living,

>Smoke weed
>Look at some PoRn
>Masturbate but don't cum
>Play badass video game
>Masturbate off and on for several hours
>Orgasm, make sure you high as fuck when you do

If you feel amazing at this point then your gonna be alright, if not, then your hopeless, go ahead and die.

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>>18270848
>>18271432

god send you to tell me
thanks a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdW2_PfqNAE

>>18270622
aint shit/be crazy

wow you guys are legit. thanks actually

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>>18270617
Memes

>>18271013
Part of the job is finding something youre either good at or interested in. I think its half the success, the rest is hard work. Of course there always may be some bad luck but that's not something you can count with nonetheless.

Kek all these suggestions are terrible, this board is literally r9k 2.0

Since you're so eager to die one can guess that you don't really care about what happens with your life, right? Why not just do something extra-ordinary, awesome or just plain crazy?

Run with the bulls in spain
become a nigerian warlord
go paragliding without a paraglide

Do anything you fucking want, and if you get crippled or die, who cares? And if you find some meaning in your life, awesome.

>>18271507
>I shouldve hopped the fence when I had a chance
You still have a chance you twat. But you being here is just another proof that you don't want to die so fuck off and live your life.

>>18271006
Actually all that is what I'm trying to avoid. That's straight up depressing right there.

Memes

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Write it down. Doesn't matter what. put your thoughts into words. What you decide to do is up to you. Whether it be a suicide note, or a list of things to do, or your thoughts at the moment, your feelings, your potential future actions you might take, doesn't matter. Write it down. And then read it

Keep reading it, still feel the same? Then do it.

No one can stop you. You want a reason? There is always a reason for everything. Make one, write it down.

One reason why you're being depressed could be that you're stagnating in one place. Your family, friends and acquaintances have a certain perspective of you, which you feel obligated to uphold. There will be a certain point where you're almost ready to let go, and that's when you should do it.
Let go of your grey past and just move to another country. Don't learn the language, just go.

>>18270617
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

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>>18270617

>>18270617

I'm alone and in need for help, If you wanna die that much then help me out a little before it.

>>18276368
Nice poem. Makes me think of Girl Interrupted all over again.

There are three things that can happen to us. Not being born at all. Living and dying. If you are lucky enough to live...death is inevitable. We are essentially dying slowly since the day we are born like flipping over a giant sand timer. Why end it prematurely...go down in a blaze of glory. Ho sky diving. Join the army and go into battle. Live your life with a desth wish if desth is what you want. Challenge life to kill you naturally by doing crazy shit.

>>18270617
LISTEN TO

DVDASA

>>18270617
If your reasons for living are coming from external sources you might as well kill yourself.

Just watch Frozen or something uplifting seriously you'll feel better

>>18270617
I can't. I just wish I could. I only wish I could

I live in Brazil, in Rio de Janeiro. I have no reason to live.
If you also live in Rio de Janeiro and don't want to live, can we meet to organize a collective suicide group? I think if we all go together... Maybe it'll feel less lonely. Or maybe people will understand how bad things have gotten.

And even if it's all in vain, at least the pain will be gone.

>>18276096
Easy to talk when you probably got the money for it kek

y'all niggas need to let it go

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>>18270617
If you are truly suicidal, than you have time to try this: lie down somewhere and look up at the stars in the sky! Look at them long enough, and it will give a reason to live, trust me.

>>18277879
Bump

You still have yourself, you can enjoy shit like delicious food, visiting incredible places and do the things you like, you can find happiness in the most trivial and simplest things.

At the end everyone is alone and will die eventually, better do it with a smile in your face knowing that, despite everything, you managed to live your life as you wanted to. Because the only ones that truly care about us, is just ourselves.

>>18270617
Well, do you know anyone who likes you?

I've noticed that even one person who is happy to see you alive and cares for you is a good reason to live.

I love my girlfriend because she emotionally supports me even in my darkest times, among other things.

I can't. Do it, end at least one humans suffering.

>>18270617
Fighting terrorism

>>18270617
Final season of g.o.t

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>>18270617
Beer there is so many that you have yet to try..