Ah so

>>18269776
>I don't think I want to call her a General Tso or a Hunan Shrimp anytime soon
no dude that's brilliant

asian is too general. be more specific for better banter

>>18269776
How about "child of Genghis"?
Or you could go into the more offensive direction of calling her:
>gook
>slant face
>zipper head
>chink

No? Nothing? I came up with Mama San and Lo Mein

>>18270121
No that's just offensive

>>18270106
Chinese

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>>18270106
>asian is too general. be more specific for better banter
This.

For example, I'm a weird mix of shit, but people like to focus on my Jewish and Mexican heritage. So my guy calls me Jew-Mex (after Jumex, the popular drink company in Mexico). The more specific you can get, the better.

>>18269776
You sound like deranged white trash that got made redundant for being an unskilled worker. You probably have a microdick kill yourself weirdoooooooooooo!

>>18270183
If she doesn't mind Ping Pong or Fortune Cookie she sure as hell isn't going to mind those.

>>18270188
desserts are cute and slightly teasing

dim sum
moon cake
baozi
jujube
gao dian
tian dian

>>18270201
>moon cake
That's pretty cute.

>>18270201
>moon cake
Das it mane

>>18270201
I refer to her pussy as dim sum. What is gao/tian Dian??

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>>18270214
true
have a moon cake pic and also see link for more ideas

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_desserts

>>18270195
LMAO
Maybe

>>18270221
i have no idea. i think it just means dessert in general. i picked it from wikipedia