Pizza

I phone the business, specify delivery or pickup, and then tell them what kind of pizza I want.

Mammia mia pepperoni you puta da pizza in dee hovana

>>18267609
Ask for big sausage

My grocery store makes $10 pizzas on Saturday. Stacks of pizzas. I haven't ordered a pizza in 3 years.
They aren't great and the toppings can be weird, but fuck it.

>>18267609
online to minimize social contact and pick-up at a local place to avoid delivery fees

Order online. When delivery man shows up, stare at the ground - always.

"T-t--t...........Thanks"

>order dominos delivery online
>doorbell rings
>already know how much it is and all
>open door
>"hey....(accept food)....here you go...thanks"

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>>18267609
Here you go

Some polititians would know best

>>18267898
Never fails to make me laugh

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