i'm an immoral idiot

>>18263565
You're an idiot.

>>18263565
HAH you're fucked.

>>18263570
it would make a great lifetime movie, though

You legit have a double digit IQ

>>18263574
That means nothing, half the population has a double digit IQ.

Need to ask, just to get this straight, was the friend of your wife already in a relationship with her current bf, at the time you first got her pregnant?

The guy has no clue his not the real father of the child he's raising? You really and truly don't care about stuff, do you? Seek professional counsel, my dude

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>>18263581
yea, they were together when she first got pregnant. he has no clue at all. on the plus side of that scenario, he's really softened up a bit and became a better person being a dad. that sounds bad, but its a true observation. the gf agrees.

it's not that i don't care, because i do. but just about certain aspects of this situation.

>>18263565
post pics of her

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>>18263594
that's the only one i'll post

>>18263607
>photo with identifying tattoo
Surely no one can be this stupid

>>18263607
dayum

does she shave?

also when she was pregnant did she let you suck the milk from her tits

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>>18263610
hahaha good luck with that, its a super generic tattoo and she doesnt do social media shit

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>>18263611
she does shave, and i have tried her milk. not bad.

>>18263565
What's the difference between two kids or three kids? It's not like you're paying for them.

Those are some nice tits, I don't blame you anymore op

>>18263607
Those nipples look gross dog.

>>18263631

Wtf, they look amazing.

>>18263620
>i have tried her milk. not bad.
Well, I'm out.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY.

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>>18263624
maybe not monetarily, but i see her multiple times a week. i'm the go-to "babysitter". we party together every weekend.

>>18263627
yes, they are nice

>>18263631
you'd prefer them if they looked like dicks, yes?

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>>18263636
don't be a bitch. you drink cow milk. milk is milk.

>>18263638
Having to babysit occassionally is a small price to pay to be allowed to dump a load in that tittymonster.

>>18263641
Hhhnope. That's some weird fetishy shit.

I mean, do what you like, but don't kid yourself that it's normal.

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>>18263643
technically, it's not babysitting if it's your kid. but i see your point and i do in fact agree with you.

>>18263633
>areola is almost a third of the entire breast

Just personal preference, but hard pass.

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>>18263648
it happened one time, she was teasing me about it so i did it to shut her up. its not like i can only cum if i have tit milk on hand.

>>18263648
i can't think of anything more erotic to do with a woman than to impregnate her and then drink from her breast while fucking her

>>18263648
>it's OK for babies to breastfeed
>but only babies

Don't be such a prude.

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>>18263656
i banged her once while my wife slept six inches away in the same bed. that was pretty erotic if you ask me.

>>18263660
Overplayed your hand, man.

>>18263665
no, my wife takes a handfulof Rx's to sleep. she sleeps like the dead.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaaOixCLYso

found your past life OP

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>>18263737
that was kind of sad, but we're all actually pretty well off

is she white? please post more of those nipples.

cant let this thread die. you are living the dream OP

If I were you I would use my powers tom manipulate that wife off yours to come around to the idea and have your own harrem, seriously.

Op how big your dick compared to her husband's?

>>18263565
It's gonna come out eventually. It's just a matter of time.

Well, you already have your mistress ok with that... You should try to get your wife on the boat op

propose a threesome to them and become a big and happy family while you fuck and impregnate them both

>OP has a bunch of illegitimate children
>Odds are one will take and pass biology 10
>Will figure out they've got (insert dominate genetic trait here)
>Will also figure out nether mommy or "daddy" have it
>But "uncle" does...
>everything's fucked

If you think this is far fetched this is actually from first hand experience, ready to roll them dice OP?
How differently do you look from your husband? It's got to be good enough to pass off one kid, why can't he make the second? Try and reason with the crazy lady, it's your only hope.

This whole thing is just ready to blow though, I hope no one in this situation owns a gun.

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>>18264162
she's damn near 100% pollock

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>>18264891
i like to live dangerously

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>>18265829
i rolled those dice years ago, dude.
i look nothing like the boyfriend. like, absolutely no resemblance at all. my son (with my wife) and daughter (mistress) look a lot alike, but noone besides me and mistress notices. its fucking weird. we all hang out frequently. my son is friends with his sister.
i own guns, the boyfriend owns guns. we go shooting together.

>>18263565
take note boys never get married or trust women.

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>>18264928
that's kind of how me and the mistresd hooked up in the first place. we were all drunk and just fooled around a bit. like a week or so later mistress called me and was like lets just us hang out sometime and that was it.

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>>18265988
truer words have never been posted

>>18265983
What if your son and daughter fall in love and fug.

>>18263565
Lol your wife is an ugly bitch.

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>>18266029
that is a possibility, i suppose. not my problem though.

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>>18266040
im not into uggos

are you role playing or are you just a legendary sociopath

>>18266046
Ok OP I like your images so this is what I got:
1. Have as many kids as you want
2. Keep a rainy day fund in a safe space
3. When shit hits the fan, run to LA
4. Become a crack whore
5. Recover and reconnect with lost family (or lie that you did)
6. Sell story to Hollywood
???
Profit

Or

Get a secret vasectomy and fuck the neighborhood

>>18263565
Get vasectomy without telling her

No more new kids to worry about

Life is beautiful.

>>18263641

not gonna get into detail but no. Milk is very very specific when it comes to the animal species and cow milk is actually pretty bad for humans.

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>>18266062
im not role playing, but im pretty sure im not a sociopath. though, that term has been thrown at me a time or six

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>>18266106
thanks, guy. i like your suggestions, and if shit goes down mistress and i will most likely be dead. im gonna sell my story to lifetime like someone said earlier.

>>18265988
>Man posts about cheating on his wife
>don't trust women

Really now?

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>>18266122
the thought had crossed my mind, but she'd probably get pissed and i really dont want to deal with her bitching. plus, i honestly want more kids, while the wife doesnt want any more children.

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>>18266352
jesus christ, being alive is actually pretty bad for humans.

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>>18266713
to be fair, i had permission from my wife to have sex with her. but the whole secret relationship for three years and having kids part probably wasnt implied. so, am i actually "cheating"? because i dont really see it that way.

is he wrong in his remark to not trust women? no way. the mistress is doing the same thing i am, only i guarantee her bf never said go for it.

>>18266704
Don't sell your story. Write it yourself, then when it becomes a surprise smash hit sell the movie rights. You'll get a lot more money than a stint on reality TV.

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>>18266847
i'll give you a shout out in the liner notes

>>18266721
What's the point of having more kids, if you're not going to be the actual father figure of those kids?

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>>18266890
that's a tough question, and i'm not sure i have a very qood answer for you at the moment. when she first brought up having another kid with me she gave some reasons that pretty much amounted to her wanting to make her bf happy, and wanting to make sure the kids looked alike to avoid suspicion, because there were a couple of comments made by people as to how her and i seem to be too close for being just friends. but all that shit blew over, and then very recently she said she wants to have more kids with me because she cant see herself having kids with anyone else. which was very flattering. i guess it all comes down to i love this hussy, and i want her to be happy. if i gotta have another couple kids to help her achieve happiness, what kind of a monster would i be to say no

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>>18266890
and if i say no, she may get pissed enough to tell her bf whats up. and i like her vagina. its nice.

>>18266670
ok yeah definitely a sociopath then. goddamn dude, the level to which you don't care about others as humans is honeslty impressive in a horrifying way

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>>18267033
thank you? i'm not a complete monster. i have emotions and shit, i'm pretty sure i feel empathy from time to time.

>>18267033
>>18266670

This 100%. Dude you are a sociopath through and through, most people don't get called a sociopath once, let alone 6 times. Everything about your behavior, even the writing in your posts raises red flags.

As to your situation, you are thoroughly fucked, regardless of what you choose. It doesn't matter if it is 10 days from now, 10 weeks, or 10 years, something will give. The fact that people have already noticed your inappropriate closeness is a give away that no matter how well you think you can hide it, someone will find out. It could happen years from now and be from some medical condition that requires a genetic test, or it could be some gut intuition that someone has, you and her will be discovered, and your marriage is going to implode.

What's worse about this situation is how affected the kids will be if this blows up right in their faces. The mistress' bf, who is the current father figure, will likely be disgusted and leave, and your/their daughter will have trust issues for life. That's not to mention that your wife might take custody of your son from you and leave you to rot. This is no longer just about you, this is about the future of your marriage and the future of your children. If you truly care about your wife, your children, your friends and family (who will most certainly be disgusted with you once this blows open), or even your mistress and her bf, then you have to stop this now. No more kids.

>>18267807
you should be posting dennis pics

>>18263589
Idk I'm amoral about these kinds of things. Humans are put into these little tiny boxes and told how we're supposed to act from day one and its annoying.
So you're literally cucking this guy, I mean so what? Everyone is happy. You're right, he'll hath no fury like a woman scorned but The hole has dug. Might as well give her another little shit.

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>>18268117
yea, well, thats just, like, your opinion, man.

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>>18268134
that occured to me last night, but i had already commited to charlie. definitely a missed opportunity.

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>>18268222
exactly. its anyone's disgust or anger going to be any different wether there's one brat, or two? in for a penny in for a pound.

>>18263565
Why are you still here OP?

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>>18268271
i'm almost finished with my 24hour on-call shift and then i'm gonna disappear like a fart in the wind

what you've achieved here is excellence, OP

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>>18268289
maybe to some. i don't necessarily view it as excellence, but i'm not disgusted with myself or anything. and if by some chance this dude >>18268117 happens to be correct in his amateur assessment of me being a sociopath, than all of this is pretty much able to be blamed on that and i'm good. it's win-win, really.

>>18268327
dude being a sociopath isnt a get out of jail free card, its not like you're on trial and being a sociopath is the same as pleading insanity. like it just means that if you're a sociopath and you don't learn to behave like a decent human you're an asshole? like for fucks sake dude.