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Romance Advice for a Retard 2017-04-26 06:33:59 Post No. 18259944
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Romance Advice for a Retard
Incredibly Depressed Retard
2017-04-26 06:33:59
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Hello /adv/, so this is my first time using 4chan, and I'm using it to ask for advice. Which is probably a bad idea, but I don't give a fuck! See, I am in love with my best friend, but I am just so god damn depressed and confused, and my life is a fucking mess. I used to attend school with her, but I was a whiny bitch and went to another school. Some stupid religious school, even though I'm an atheist. Eventually, I got expelled, or as they put it "Indefinitely suspended until proven not insane". They thought I was gonna kill everyone. Anyway, I still talk to her and are other friend on Kik. These are my only friends. Because I'm an anti-social freak who doesn't want friends. On New Years Day, like right when it turns 2017, I get all weird and sad. I think I like her a lot. I tell her next day after big huge confession, really cheesy and shit. She says okay, we can date in Highschool. Next day, she says her mom found out and got mad because she is angry gook bitch. I think this a total fucking lie. I just forget about it, tell her its fine, and that I was just acting weird. Anyway, recently I have had fights with the two friends, because I think they are gonna hurt me, and that they are using me and abusing me. One friend sends their stupid aunt to talk shit to me over kik, like wtf? Pick yer own fights bitch. Anyway, that leaves me with my friend (Her names Scarlett btw), so I yell at her, and she leaves in the middle of the convo, although it still said she received all of it. Later that night, at like 1 AM. She texts me, I stay up until like 3 or 6 AM. She says how nice I type and write, I write stories and stuff. I am loopy af, and I just apologize, because it was just one of my depressed rages. So we talk until 4, and I start getting all those feeling again, although I still had them since last time, I started looking back through the convo, and I saw all the chem we had, and I just kept thinking about how perfect she is.
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Then like a day later, we get into another midnight convo. This time she is talking about anime because she is a Weeb, she loves this Yaoi shit. Like gay anime and hentai. I ask about it to be nice. She gets all excited and asks if I wanna see pics, I say yes (never had a problem with faggots). She shows me a bunch of pics, I make a joke question, asking if she had gay porn on her phone. She then asked if I wanted to see hardcore shit, I said yes, not expecting her actually send hentai. SHE THEN PROCEDED TO SEND A TSUNAMI OF GAY HENTAI! So I got fucking shocked but then had an idea. I like lesbo anime (Not much, because I ain't a fucking weeb). I ask if I can send Yuri hentai. She says yes, so then for the next hour we have a SUPER HENTAI DEATH BATTLE (that is what I wanna call it). I totally won, but I called it a draw to be nice. So this left we wondering, does she like me? or am I in the friend zone? Is this sexual tension? or is she just comfortable in our friendship enough to show this to me? So then days past, then yesterday. We skype, and it is fucking awesome! We joke and laugh, and she speaks in her engrish accent because she is foreign. I am just so desperate to talk to her because just sharing a few words with her makes me happy. She is the only thing in my life that makes me happy. Sadly, she rarely replies, and when she does I have to reply instantly or else she goes away. I think it is because her notifications are off. So anyway here I am, thinking of the future and how awful it will be. Listening to the Sex Pistols and bitching on 4chan. Thinking to myself, I love her, she is perfect, I want her to be mine forever. But I'm not fucking stupid because that is impossible. I hated the whole idea of love before I met her (okay one time before her, but that's for another day).Love is depressing and hard. It is not sprinkles and unicorns that cum rainbows. It is a depressing and desperate game. But I am willing to play it,
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So /adv/ how do I begin?
Also sorry for the shitty formatting. This is my first time using 4chan. I swear I'll learn how to green text next time. Sorry for being a fucking normie.
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This has to be fucking bait. Honestly can feel the rapid production of cancer as I read through this. Banned from Jesus school? Gay hentai, iconic name and picture? I'm not buying it. Good luck Gay Retard!
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Thanks, Anon!
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It's okay that you don't believe. I know that FSM will!
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Thanks, Anon!
It is a real story, but if you don't believe you don't believe. I know that FSM will believe me though.
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