How do you prevent women from taking half your shit in a divorce?

Don't have anything to take

prenupt

You don't unless you destroy everything beforehand.

>>18255566
dont get married

bury the gold and never tell her about it

>>18255566
claim you're a trans submissive cuck and take half her shit instead

>>18255566
Don't divorce in the UK. Anywhere is better.

>>18255570
Don't get divorced.

>>18255570

Prenups get thrown out regularly.
Hiding your money from her knowledge and the state is the only way.

>>18255566
my uncle put a lot in foreign banks, invested in some mexican casino's. His wife cleaned out his bank account and he waited for a year and a half after the divorce before going to get the rest of his money. Worked out pretty good for him.

SHARIA FUCKING LAW!

don't get married

if you do get married, get a prenup

if you get married without a prenup, kill her before she can divorce you

>>18255566
>getting married without separation of property
Cuck

>>18255573
It's pretty much the same shit over here except on a state-by-state basis

>>18255566
As someone learning divorce law, you don't.

Even pre-nuptials aren't binding in any meaningful way. You might be able to protect inherited wealth and wealth acquired prior to marriage if it has only been a few months, but if you have a child or your wife has grown dependant on you and has a high-level lifestyle to maintain you are basically fucked.

All of the prior advantages to getting married have slowly been whittled away here in the UK over the past decades if you're a man. I just straight up wouldn't do it.

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>>18255566
/thread

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>falling for the monogomous jew

>>18255568
>prenupt

You get a very jewish lawyer who helps you hide your wealth.

Even if you get a prenupt they can rape you.

>>18255566
if you burn the house down she can't win it

>>18255568
SPBP

>>18255566
>prenupt
And if you have kids you are fucked, at least here

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this fella knows whats up.

>>18255566
Kill your treacherous whore wife and be a catholic

>>18255566
by not getting married in the first place you dumb nigger

2nd option is to spend it all and become jobless bum

>>18255566
Dont get married like a fucking idiot.

>>18255566
Bullet in her head.

>>18255566
Murder or sell everything you own for like $1 to a friend who will sell it all back to you for $1 after the divorce settlement is finalized.

Also... I sucked Hillary Clinton's massive foot long cock and let her jizz on my face repeatedly. She has a beautiful cock. It is truly magnificent.

Get her an Italian necktie.

>>18255566
suicide

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>>18255566
Marry a dude like yourself and have the courts figure it out.

>>18255585

What is a prenuptial agreement?

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>>18255566
>in a divorce?
...and you still don't see where the actual problem is/was?

>>18255570
It isn't that hard, now is it?

I had a garage sale during the separations stage,. and sold all of my high-end shit to friends for $1.
>guns
>camping equipment
>canoe
>good clothes and jewelry
>record collection

After the divorce and we split the house proceeds, my friends sold me back my shit for $1.

>>18255566
Kill her.

>>18255587
>The Supreme Court confirmed that the parties to a marriage cannot oust the jurisdiction of the court and enter into an agreement which purports to override section 25 of the MCA 1973 and the court's broad discretion to apply the factors set out at section 25(1) of that Act when deciding an application for financial remedies on divorce. In that sense, nuptial agreements are not binding.

>However, the Supreme Court made plain that a court must give appropriate weight to the terms of a nuptial agreement when deciding how to exercise its discretion and, in accordance with the test set out at paragraph 75 of its judgment, should give effect to a nuptial agreement that is freely entered into by each party with a full appreciation of its implications, unless in the circumstances prevailing it would not be fair to hold the parties to the agreement. Such circumstances are likely to arise if the terms of the agreement leave one party in a "predicament of real need" on the assumption that the parties cannot have intended that when the agreement was signed (at paragraph 81). This is so even where the pre-nuptial agreement has been meticulously prepared and otherwise meets all the criteria for fairness expounded in Radmacher.

Theoretically they should be powerful, but since they are not actually binding and courts still use their jurisdictional discretion to override them because most judges are over 50 and still beholden to the old ideal that a man should not abandon his wife and child and should fork out either half of his assets or years of maintenance payments, they are pretty much useless.

>>18255581
US judges aren't allowed to claim on assets you owned *before* marrying your leech AFAIK.

Here, they can, and do.

>>18255566
NEVER get married. Remember retards, you can still have kids and a family without marriage. You don't need to make it official and get the state involved. You can literally do whatever you want to a bitch as long as you're not married. If she wants to leave, what is she going to do? She can't take your money if you aren't married because there can't be an official divorce.

I've been avoiding marriage or making anything official with a girl for 5 years now, because I have a tendency to slap her in the face

>Marry a man
>Dont marry
>Dont acquire shit
>prenump

>>18255567
Fpbp

>>18255566
Not get married
(giving into laws of the government)
move to antarctica with ur woman

>>18255566
Ditch the cunt early . When I ditched my now ex wife I was still smoking the duty free fags

>>18255602
that's fucking genius

>>18255566
By not marrying them.

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>>18255566
Gay up my friend. Two men just enjoying each others company is far less awkward than a greedy bitch that wants your shit. I love going to the bar with my boyfriends, cocktails are made, kisses are had, rounds are split. You have not felt true companionship until you have a bear hold you under his arm. Take the pink pill from behind anon.

>>18255566
By burning it all

>>18255606

i wish this worked here.

>what is common law.

bullshit thats what it is..

>>18255602
Top fucking kek. Good idea.

>>18255602
Your wife's lawyer was pretty shitty then, because it would pretty easy for the other side's lawyer to have proven that your friends weren't bona fide purchasers and so the court was entitled to essentially demand that shit back, or at least put the pain on you to the equivalent of their value.

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>>18255606
As a corollary, if you have kids, you can easily get the same tax benefits you would have if you got (((((married)))))

>>18255582

Good Goy! Value wealth over family! Yesss.

>>18255566
be sure and hide your guns, bitch would probably love to destroy those

>>18255568
judges typically ignore these in America.

>>18255566
Go see the "notaire" and make her sign some papers saying that she won't get shit if you separate.
If anything getting married is the shit for that.

>>18255567
Worked for me kek

>>18255618
>As a corollary, if you have kids, you can easily get the same tax benefits you would have if you got (((((married)))))

Precisely. Just don't make marriage official boys and you wont get fucked over.

>>18255602
Why friends and not siblings/uncles/etc. Friends are more of a risk.

>>18255615
>i wish this worked here.

Why wouldn't it work in leafland?

>>18255624
Some countries, e.g. Canada, have laws that make living together for a certain amount of time tantamount to marriage when it comes to separation and the man getting ripped off.

>>18255619
You can have a family but not get married. Marriage is a practice designed to allow beta males to trap women into institutionalised formal arrangements between families.

If you're alpha you can keep a woman on your leash without putting a ring on it and exposing yourself needlessly to the absurdly over the top liability of being a married man.

>>18255617
hows that even fair

more importantly how do they even prove that

>>18255627
>Some countries, e.g. Canada, have laws that make living together for a certain amount of time tantamount to marriage when it comes to separation and the man getting ripped off.

That's fucked. Fuck canada. Yeah you're just screwed there

>>18255566
Give away or destroy all your shit.

>>18255617
Only if there are records of who you sold it all to. You can claim you sold it to strangers just to get rid of it.

>>18255606
>Because I have a tendency to slap her in the face

I laughed more than I should have

legit question here.

>what is common law?

Does it matter when your wife earns more than you do?

>>18255566
Marry a submissive wife who has never seen any penis but yours.

>>18255627
Even some US states do this now.

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>>18255570

>>18255626

laws vary by location but it basically is

>if your in a relationship for X time and or with/under X conditions then courts can consider you as married for purposes of breaking up/divorce

basically they shit up marraige so bad people aren't doing it so they're making it impossible to avoid while having anything like a traditional serious relationship.

>>18255635
Exception to the rule. Women marry men that do better than them, usually.

>>18255637
It is disgusting how much the state forces itself into the private life of citizens.

>>18255566
Where you're in Britbongistan so claim you're now muslim and demand shariah law

>>18255640
My fiancée is a teacher and earns about 500 € more than I do. I'm fine I guess.

>>18255566

You marry the woman that won't take half your shit.

>>18255578

#WhiteSharia

>>18255628
>Marriage is a practice designed to allow beta males to trap women into institutionalised formal arrangements between families.

No, you are completely wrong.

>If you're alpha you can keep a woman on your leash without putting a ring on it and exposing yourself needlessly to the absurdly over the top liability of being a married man.

Haha, good luck out there, anon, you're gonna need it.

>>18255566
donate everything to charity before you divorce, then get alimony from her

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>>18255633
>I laughed more than I should have

I have yet to get in trouble for it yet brother but I have come close. Good thing my best friend is a local cop.

>>18255626
Common law is a throwback to when law was whatever the local lord said. It's deliberately vague and goes against common sense now that we're all 'free men'
Common law marrage is when the state recognises you as married without you having actually gone through a ceremonial or any paperwork.

>>18255606
What about child support dipshit? My brother could have potentially had to pay 1k a month for his daughter. Only payed 800 thought but fuck is that a lot

>>18255566

Kill them

>>18255639
>basically they shit up marraige so bad people aren't doing it so they're making it impossible to avoid while having anything like a traditional serious relationship.

That is honestly so fucked. (((Who))) came up with these laws? That's a disaster. Monogamy really is dead under those circumstances

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>>18255629
>hows that even fair

A court would say it isn't fair to deprive your partner of assets prior to a divorce. In fact, it is a level of deception high enough that, at least here, a judge would outright state that you're a cock and make you pay all of the other side's costs. They hate attempts to hide shit.

>more importantly how do they even prove that

They would give you court directions ordering you to disclose your bank account records and to point to where the money went. If it was done for cash, they would then ask for when and where it was spent. If then you couldn't prove that, they would likely just assume it was a transaction at a tiny undervalue, and assume you have deliberately offloaded the assets to stop them being in the divorce suit. The burden of proof in civil cases is never anywhere near as high as criminal ones. The judge can make assumptions like that. No evidence would be even more suspicious than little evidence.

>>18255632
>Only if there are records of who you sold it all to. You can claim you sold it to strangers just to get rid of it.

Any judge worth his salt would be incredibly sceptical of that. He would ask you why you specifically offloaded all of those assets, your level of knowledge that divorce proceedings were going to be brought etc.

>>18255646
>Haha, good luck out there, anon, you're gonna need it.

Cheers.

>>18255566
a) don't divorce
b) have two houses

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>>18255650
easy

don't let the bitch wife put your name on the birth certificate
you gotta finesse her tho , try coming up with the right strategy to prevent her from putting your name on the birth certificate.

>>18255625
i'm pretty sure by the time you're married, you know who's your real friend or not.

>ITT don't fuk up, learn from Scott Petterson

>>18255650
>What about child support dipshit? My brother could have potentially had to pay 1k a month for his daughter. Only payed 800 thought but fuck is that a lot

Whole different story but child support + alimony from divorce is what fucks you. Still if you want kids not getting officially married and binding yourself to the state is the best course of action, because at least then even if your girlfriend wants to leave, the court isn't giving you visitation right and all that fucked shit

>>18255600
What is easy to throw out of court by any half decent lawyer?

>>18255649
>Common law is a throwback to when law was whatever the local lord said. It's deliberately vague and goes against common sense now that we're all 'free men'
>Common law marrage is when the state recognises you as married without you having actually gone through a ceremonial or any paperwork.

That's so retarded I would unironically prefer Shariah law than some bullshit like that

>>18255650
People always forget that divorce and child maintenance are completely different things.

You don't even need to be married to drag your partner to court to demand child maintenance payments.

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>>18255566
Pretty sure we all know the best way.

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>>18255660
>That's so retarded I would unironically prefer Shariah law than some bullshit like that

>At both the federal and state levels, the law of the United States is largely derived from the common law system.

>>18255566
pay a crackhead about 80$ to off her

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>>18255566
Moidah

>>18255663
Just fuck ALL of my shit up. Fuck the West desu

>>18255566
Marry the bitches, lose the riches.

>>18255586

This. You can only defeat her Jew with a more powerful Jew.

>>18255606
Yea, until she accuses you of butt raping her in her sleep Mr. Assange.

>>18255566
Before marrying the coalburner, move all of your money into a swiss bank account or convert it all to bitcoins and never include it in your taxes
Tax evasion at its finest

>>18255617
I split the cash with her from the garage sale.

She was pissed.

>she got around $214.

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>>18255670
i can smell the autism from here

>>18255566

Have everything you own be property of of a LLC. There's a bit more to it than that but your first stop is talking to a very good tax attorney

>>18255671
>I split the cash with her from the garage sale.

Christ, what a stupid bitch. A stupid woman with a terrible, terrible solicitor. You were lucky there.

Buy silver and gold, in small amounts, with cash

Bury it in various places

Added bonus: Jews and their minions can't steal it. It will preserve your wealth through the collapse of the Great Ponzi, while also bringing that collapse one second closer.

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>>18255570

In Canada you don't need to be married to pay alimony.

>>18255669
>Yea, until she accuses you of butt raping her in her sleep Mr. Assange.

And if she has no proof? If she can't prove it and we're not married, whats the worst that can happen? She can claim this happened and if we were married than she doesn't need to prove it to be able to get a divorce and to get alimony. But if you aren't divorced, it's literally just testifying that you got ass raped, can't prove it, nothings gonna happen

Once again, the official marriage is what would fuck you over

>>18255673
>LLC.
anytime anyone moves any large amount of money from personal savings/possession to another bank account or business just before or right after the spouse delclares divorce, the judge will say youre dodging the court and will fuck you up

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>>18255566
Violence.

>>18255637
no way thats so fucked. do you know which states or have any sources?

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>>18255677
>proof
Top kek, you really dont know whats become of our laws since feminist got ahold of them do you?

>>18255566
divorcelawyeranon here. if the divorce is her idea, don't do anything to make her feel guilty. don't "judge" her. ladies put a premium on guilt free divorce, especially if she was cheating on you (she was).

So, you can be right and tell her and everyone else how it is an how you feel about her being a whore and making her look bad (pro-tip, nobody but your mother gives a shit). Or, you can just suck it up and say, well, we gave it a good run, lets go ahead and figure out how you want to do this. Unless you have been a complete dick throughout the whole marriage, she will give you more than half without you having to ask. She knows the score and more often than not will make a pretty good division if you want to use her numbers. Problem is, you being a dick drove her to whoredom. You don't want to admit that, so you lash out and she takes your shit and the kids.

80% of the time it is the guy's fault. The other 20% the woman is so bad there is nothing to argue about because she left him with the kids and everything else.

Divorce is not expensive. It is pride that is expensive.

>>18255678
>the judge will say youre dodging the court and will fuck you up

Seriously. People seem to be under the impression that judges aren't people but unthinking robots who just follow stupid rulebooks. They have an absolute fuck load of judicial discretion in family cases, no matter which country. Every case turns on its facts, and in divorce cases there is nothing worse than someone being evasive and trying to deny the other person access to their assets and income.

>>18255676
> Quebec
> tfw safe

>>18255653

So what's the way around all this?

inb4 don't get married.

That's not an option for most. Saying "I don't want to marry you" to your girl is going to ruin your relationship.

Is owning multiple properties a good idea?

I have $2 million in my bank account (software fag). What the fuck do i do? Am I doomed to a life of constant fear that i'm gonna get robbed by gold digging whores?

>>18255681
So if a woman says "he raped me" and there's zero proof, the man is still destined to go to prison and get fucked? Outside of marriage of course. Like if it's just your girlfriend.

I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. I know this happens with judicial boards on cuck college campuses, but I doubt this happens all the time, because ultimately if there's no proof a crime has been committed, what is the court going to do? Is it really this bias now?

>>18255605
Oh wow, didn't know you guys had that.

Why even marry then? I mean men have been fucked by the marriage meme before the whole property rights and money goes to the women meme was a thing, but now it's unfathomable how anyone could seriously consider marriage unless they are pressured into it somehow.

>>18255676
What a time to be alive.

>>18255566
Marry a slav and if she gets uppity you can pretty much just beat her and not worry about a divorce within the first 10 years. After 10 years I think local divorce laws will favor her (instead of deporting her) so all bets are off.

Most slav women are actually ok with and in a twisted way even respect being beaten (not severely of course)
It shows them they have a "good strong man" and "thanks for settling me down" type of thing.

t. guy who has had close relations with many slavs for the past 5 years

>>18255688
I would like my ID on this thread even if it doesn't mean anything.

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>>18255566
>2017
>falling for the vaginal jew

>>18255685
>That's not an option for most. Saying "I don't want to marry you" to your girl is going to ruin your relationship.

Convince your girlfriend that you don't think marriage would be official or some bullshit about how you "don't need some piece of paper to solidify your love to her." Something cringey like that honestly and she will love it. I've avoided marriage by playing that whole narrative

>>18255685
You can try and hide the money, but if she's smart, she'll find a lawyer who will find that money.

Ironclad prenup is the only real option -- even then...

>>18255566
Kill them

>>18255566
Have the ceremony, don't sign the papers. If she protests, say that you thought she loved you and that she said your money wasn't important.

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>>18255566
Going to have to figure that one out for yourself, Elon.

>>18255689
This honestly, slavic, middle eastern women, these bitches wont care if you hit them and will literally never go to the court for anything. It's just against their culture they were brought up in and the view and perspective of their fathers and men around them growing up who taught them to be nothing but subservient to men.

The West fell when men stopped thinking this way

>>18255689
>Most women are actually ok with and in a twisted way even respect being beaten (not severely of course)
Fixed that for you

>>18255566
Make sure your most valuable shit is in a trusted family member's name instead of yours.

>>18255692

Thanks m8. That's an actionable, realistic solution to this mess. Simple as well. I'll give it thought and plan out what I'm gonna say. Maybe I'll still do an elaborate ceremony so she can feel special.

>>18255566
Put as much wealth as possible into a trust BEFORE you get married. Talk to a CPA and/or CTFA to know more, because every state is different on divorce.

>>18255570
Judges can rule that you are responsible even without marriage if you live together long enough(yes i know it is unbelievable)

Either be very smart with your choice of woman or stay away.

Also if you kill the woman you might be better off financially even if you get caught, such is the punishing nature of alimony.

>>18255685
Consider hiding a large chunk of that overseas and never mentioning its existence to your future spouse. Never.

More realistically, yeah, if you have multiple houses a good option is to cut and dry in the event of a divorce. A well-drafted prenuptial where you've followed the advice from Radmacher v Granino to the letter and told her to get independent legal advice would help. Just straight up giving her the matrimonial home is likely your safest option. Don't live too much of a high life or else she'll be able to argue that she requires a higher standard of maintenance to ensure her lifestyle remains intact. That's how middle class but wealthy men truly get fucked.

There's no sure fire way to protect yourself really. Marriage is supposed to be about trusting the other partner to the extent that the benchmark of all divorce cases is pure equality (essentially a 50/50 split). In the modern era with women the way they are now, this is dangerous as fuck. My only real advice is to hold off on marriage as long as possible until you really trust the girl, try to ringfence your pre-marriage assets in a prenup or outright hide their existence completely and avoid allowing her a life of jetsetting and luxury shopping.

>>18255566
Don't get married?

>>18255566

Don't fall for the prenup meme.

If you have enough money you put your assets in a trust before you get married if you cant afford this you don't have enough money to worry about it

>>18255621
this, the best way to avoid her taking your shit is dont get with stupid bitches

>>18255683
Judges don't rule court cases you dumb fucking niggers

it's a JURY OF PEERS who decides the ruling

>>18255704
It's funny how feminist laws circumvented that obvious solution.

>>18255566
Have her declared as unfit to get custody of the children due to mental instability. You should get a larger share of your own money.

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>>18255606
>NEVER get married
gee, i wonder who's behind this post?

>>18255566
In the States, but my lawyer filed with a judge who hates adultery and abandonment.

Whore left me and the kids. Now she pays up because her image control is important. Mediated without court proceedings. Maintain custody and she pays me. Best of all she is some other guy's problem and I get paid.

>>18255700
>Thanks m8. That's an actionable, realistic solution to this mess. Simple as well. I'll give it thought and plan out what I'm gonna say. Maybe I'll still do an elaborate ceremony so she can feel special.

Yeah not even kidding this has worked for me for a long time. And yeah, ideally you want to still put on some sort of ceremony so that she feels like she had the "marriage experience." You know how bitches dream about marriage since they're little and everything and love wedding dresses and all that dumb shit. You definitely need to still have the wedding but don't bind yourself to the state by making it official. You kind of have to play on her emotions by telling her you don't want to officially marry because you love her so much you don't think you need a paper to show your love to her. Make it convincing and the bitch will probably get wet over it.

I would get into arguments with my girlfriend over this and just say to her something along the lines of "officially marrying is just a religious construct, I can't merely express that I love you by signing a paper." Just say some stupid horseshit like that and her estrogen will make her believe it or whatever

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>>18255568
doesn't work

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>>18255707
>dumb fucking niggers

There is no jury in divorce proceedings the judge does make the ruling

The way I see it, the moment you get MARRIED (as in, the moment you sign that fucking contract), everything you have which your partner knows of has a high chance of getting fucked upon divorce.

The solution is to offload and split most of your wealth elsewhere, maybe a different bank, maybe in cash and bury that 6 feet under in a trash bag, inside a metal container, sealed with silicon and cosmoline.

Most of the cases of men getting fucked over happens when the bitch asks "I KNOW YOU HAVE X AMOUNT OF MONEY, WHERE IS IT", don't let her ever know in the first place. Live modestly (not dirt poor, just average middle class tier so to speak), don't stop putting a percentage of your paychecks to your horde.

Get a prenup as a just in case, but don't count on it, courts have been known to throw that shit out, and PLEASE CONSIDER GETTING CHILDREN VERY CAREFULLY. No matter if you're married or not, popping a kid automatically ties you to her for at least 18 years, you will be supremely fucked unless you have evidence that she would make a piss poor mother and thus custody should belong to you (this is very rare).

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>>18255566
>women

>>18255678

True. There's basically nothing you can do once you get married, which is why you hide everything of value beforehand and outright lie about your finances. If OP is asking how to prevent her from doing it after he marries her he's SOL

>>18255710
Stupid nigger Im saying don't officially get married so that the courts don't fuck you over. Im not saying don't commit yourself to one woman and don't have kids. Do that, just don't make your marriage official to the state.

>>18255707
>it's a JURY OF PEERS who decides the ruling

You don't have juries in civil cases (unless there are exceptional circumstances). At least not here. Family hearings have tended to be closed affairs with just a judge, usher, parties etc. The judge uses his discretion to come up a "fair" outcome. Juries are used in criminal trials to decide matters of fact only.

>>18255566
There was no woman and that marriage never happened.

Oh and one more thing: LOOK UP THE LAWS IN YOUR COUNTRY/STATE! I know in Canada if you live with your gf for X amount of time shes entitled to half your shit if you decide to break up, even if you haven't even proposed to her, as she's considered "dependant" on you and all that bullshit.

>>18255566

Spend it all / burn it all prior to the divorce, problem solved.

>>18255566
Read OJ Simpson's autobiography

>>18255566
Its called a Pre-Nuptial agreement

But make sure it's drafted properly by a good lawyer.

>>18255707
fucking kek imagine getting a summon for some fags divorce

>living in a cuck country where your wife can cheat on you, take your kids and don't allow you to see them, throw away your prenup because she claimed to have accepted it during pressure and you still need to keep paying her alimony
L E L
E
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Here you cannot argue that you didn't knew what the prenup meant, she cannot keep you away from your kids, if she try to poison them telling shit about you it is a very good reason to go to justice and take them back to you if you can prove it, alimony exists but if you aren't the cause of the divorce (as in your wife cheated on you or made your life a living hell) you do not pay enough money to keep the lifestyle but just enough for her to survive AND only if she do not have family that can take her in (like if her parents are willing to take her home and can afford it) and cannot work.

>>18255627
Can confirm. My parents never married and lived together for 4 years after having me, he still would've had to pay child support.

My mum however didn't feel like shitting his life up just because they didn't get along, didn't demand child support, and didn't limit visitation, which she could've very easily done.

its funny, I was thinking of this recently

I'd quietly convert my personal savings to bitcoin and gold. if you do it properly, there will never be a financial paper trail. As long as you keep your mouth shut, those assets don't exist as far as the court is concerned.

>>18255602
how did that work? as i understand it, when divorce is filed, there is a statutory restraining order in effect, which prevents you from selling any of your assets

Everything you think you have come up with has been tried and failed before.

You have four options. The first is to take it. Most of you will do this. The second is to murder her, which is cheaper and less stressful. The third is to frame her, which is difficult but possible. Best to do this way in advance and with something that guarantees jail time. Turn her kids against her, turn her family against her and sabotage her job. Spike her with alcohol prior to her driving and call in a report from an anonymous phone, things like that. She will not hesitate to do this to you, so do it to her and make sure it sticks.

Your final option is to have pre loaded your assets abroad. This is difficult but legal unless you are American in which case it is doubly illegal. Never, ever let her know about any of it.

Alternatively, consider homosexuality.

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>>18255566

Nothing

>>18255566

1: Don't get married
2: Make sure that she knows that you're "the danger" a la breaking bad

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>>18255579

>if you do get married, get a prenup

haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q504LcDsPk0

>>18255566
kill them? duh?

>>18255606
Google "common law". As long as you can be proven to be the father, via DNA tests, a judge can award child support with or without being married. Once she pops out your kid, you have a financial obligation for 18 years. In the US, this is where they fuck you, by taking so much of your pay every month, you can't survive.

Don't let a woman move in with you.

Don't have kids.

>>18255653
I work in wealth management, this all applies in the US as well (depending on the state). Some states are completely ridiculous - you would have to be a complete moron to get married as a CA resident.

If anon got away with the garage sale thing, his wife either didn't care, had a shitty attorney, or it was such a small portion of the estate that nobody noticed.

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>>18255676
This can't be real... can it?

>>18255729
he already said they were only separated at the time

>>18255566
It depends on the country you're lining in.
Do not marry in the first place.
Female knows the court will grant her a lot of things for free, they take decisions accordingly.
The first victim is the guy who believes that women are genetically dumb and illogical (so they couldn't possibly do that) but he's not alone of course.

>>18255733

I'm currently engaged.

This video just made me want to change my plans.

We live in a matriarchy.

>>18255676
>yukon: relationship of some permanence
poor cunuckistan

>>18255568

>Wahhh he abused me

Null and void.

>>18255567
this is it

>>18255682

Wise words.

>>18255567
Be so deep in debt that she has to give you money

>>18255740
Jesus christ dude, don't fucking do it. CO-habitate, raise a family, just stay out of the contract that brings you NO BENEFIT WHATSOEVER.

Besides filing jointly, what advantage does marriage have?

>>18255566
be a NEET
make less money than her
don't marry

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>>18255566
In the old andean marriage you exchanged the wife for Llamas and in case of divorce your Llamas were returned to you.

>>18255566
kill her

>>18255712

That's some life-saving advice here, thanks anon.

You could always date a doctor.

In the event of a divorce, I actually come out ahead.

>>18255566
Move to Mexico, retire in Cabo with yo money.

>>18255592

>kill for money
>die for love
>whatever was God thinking of?

>>18255570
In Australia if you've lived with the partner for 3 years or longer you are 'common law married' and they get half your shit.

protip: in the 6 months leading upto the divorce drain bank accounts and buy gold bullion with it, leave at your mates house. when the lawyers ask where it went say you spent it on the pokies.

Anyone know if putting all your assets into a trust or a corporation that existed before you were married would do it? Like say I make a trust and put a bunch of guns into the trust where I'm the sole executor, since the trust "owns" the guns and not me, would that make it impossible for her to take them?

>>18255566
Prenuptial agreement
Don't get married
Loan it all to her , loans are not gifts and must be repaid

>>18255566
ONE WORD-PRENUP

>>18255748

What's the exchange rate of women to llamas

Easy, a blind trust. All of the rich Jews use it, so why can't you?
Basically you make the administrator of the trust a friendly person to you and put your savings in there. When she decides to rape you for quick cash, on paper you'll look like you have nothing. Trusts are the only legal way to win with marriage.
I still don't recommend marriage though, there are no benefits for the man.

>>18255755
See
>>18255759

Essentially that's the idea. I had an Uncle who did just that and kept everything.

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>>18255566
You pass everything to family and friends, then in court you don't have nothing material to lose.

Women do more nasty things than men, stockpile evidence and use it as insurance policy.
If the other part doesn't understand how MAD works, you'll need violence.

>>18255566
Stop being a fucking pussy. She can't take shit from you unless you were a alcoholic (which I think are scum) or something. Be a fucking man. Most women work now so why the fuck would they need to take anything. Don't say greed. They can't take anything from you. Most of you are probably under 18 and just edgy teens with no life's.

Become Muslim.

Force her to convert.

Accuse her of being raped.

Stone her to death.

Convert back to Judaism.

>>18255682
>>18255744
Excuse me being a little dumb, but did this lawyer just told us that the best solution to divorce is to swallow your pride, be generally nice guy and agree to her terms to minimize damages?

What if the battle for children ensues? What then? And why do yiu even divorce when youvare still abke to have "reasonable dialog" with your wife and agree with her? Isnt this something like contraindicting itself?

How can you have divorce in peace? Cant you like save marriage instead?

What?

>>18255763
And you soon like a 25 yr old that "knows things" and that every state/country has separate and distinct laws in regards to marriage and divorce. Like in Florida, is a no fault state, so she can cheat and still be eligible for half.

>>18255566
hide your assets. most effective when done prior to marriage

marry someone with a job and don't worry about that shit ever

Turn your money into gold, silver, bitcoin whatever. Hide it. Problem solved.

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>>18255566

I don't think you guys have to worry. I don't suspect that most women would be interested in taking half of your steam games and hentai collection. Not to mention the fact that is physically impossible for her to take half of your mom's basement. You're safe, anon. You're all safe.

>>18255655
DANA testing is a thing.

>>18255566
>don't fall for the marriage meme
if you can't follow that
>marry a woman that won't fuck you over in the court system
>prenup
>don't mix financial shit
>don't have kids
>for fuck's sake, don't cheat no matter how frigid/unfaithful your wife is
>document everything, keep records like a jew

>>18255902
addendum
>work through your problems instead of jumping on the divorce meme

>>18255566
the best way to protect yourself is not to get married. the court system is corrupt and they want to make money out of you in divorce court.

>>18255643
the courts could still say that losing your income would cause a dip in her lifestyle and cuck you out of half of your income so she can still drink moderate-priced wine and buy mid-tier clothes

>>18255686
her baseless accusation isn't a 100% guarantee of going to jail, but there are very good odds that you will end up in court or giving a statement at a minimum
>t. exgf made an accusation where the only "evidence" was her texting me 3 years after the fact that I'm an asshole and that was enough to warrant having my rights read to me

>>18255606
you can still get fucked by common law marriage if you want to fully protect yourself from women don't live with women at all.

>>18255655
don't matter the woman can put your name on the certificate and if you don't go to court the court will make you the father by default. enjoy your expensive child support payments. the bitch will probably go on a shopping shopping spree with your monkey.

>>18255637
only going to get worse because women are the majority of votes in the US.

>>18255635
no courts don't enforce alimony on to women only on men because "vagina"

>>18255729
if you're heading for a divorce, you're usually aware of where your marriage is going well before anything is filed

>>18255635
not usually. If your earnings are at poverty level and she's making a high5-6 figure income, the judge can see that the loss of your $12K of income would cause a slight dip in her lifestyle

>>18255763
>"just man up to the corrupt divorce system"
>"just alpha the judge just like you alpha your wife who is divorcing you for her cash and prizes."

>>18255635
>Does it matter when your wife earns more than you do?
yes, in that case you'd get the alimony

>>18255746
In the US, you'll be paying many times more to insure your wife and children separately compared to insuring through your employer's plan. That's one of the big reasons why we have our retarded """Affordable""" """Care""" Act instead of a proper single-payer healthcare system: men don't want women escaping the kitchen and women want to be able to pressure men into marriage on the grounds that it's the only way for them to avoid financial ruin through medical bills. So everyone "wins" (loses) by supporting a system that practically mandates marriage.

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>>18255602
Genius