How to explain injuries to people

>>18249329
Just say "you should see the other guy" with a chuckle, and then walk away.

>>18249348
Kek

Fightclub member in the streets, weird-ass masochist in the sheets

>>18249329
>do roller derby

It really seems like the answer is in the question. Then bore them to death with talking about roller derby.

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>>18249329
> I have seen this many times
> First thing that you need to do is to rent an apartment to which you can escape when you decide to leave him

have you considered saying 'i do roller derby, so i get hurt a lot'

Fuck you I tought roller derby was some really dark bdsm practice

Owe that shit bitch, you can take a beating and don't have the balls to say to a person face "I kick people's ass on wheels for a hobby"?

>>18249381
He's not at all abusive. It actually took a lot of work to get him to participate in my kink. Normally he's a total pacifist.
>>18249465
Naw, just a sport
.>>18249367
I usually blame it on that, but I still get a lot of people thinking I'm some domestic abuse case in denial.

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Roller derby still exists?

>biggest female sport ever
>ain't never been famous

>>18249465
>Owe that shit bitch, you can take a beating and
>don't have the balls to say

You fucking suck at reading comprehension, also your figures of speech score a zero.

>>18249523
>They think I'm some domestic abuse case

That's their problem not yours.

>>18249367
>>18249420
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What if you stop doing that bad thing

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>>18249583
Which one, the rough sex or the roller derby?

>>18249633
Lol

>>18249549
>That's their problem not yours.
It's her boyfriends problem, not hers or theirs. Because she feels the need to get punched and shit there are now people out that think her boyfriend is a physical abuser. It seems incredibly selfish honestly.

Just Google for some medical condition that makes you walk funny and bruise easily....and when they ask if you need help ask them if they've found the cure for.....whatever ailment you choose to tell them. They'll feel like assholes and you'll be an asshole....so its a win win

>because my insides are damaged so I make efforts to make my outsides match my insides.

its ok op we're all a little fucked. my vote is for going with the really deep truth that fucks with people and shakes them up. better if you say it in a completely chipper, kawaii way.

then again I'm in a seriously fucked off mood so that could just be me wanting to make the world resemble my insides.