how do I stop this

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Hello 4chan
so I am a 23 year old, 5"10, decent looking man. Both my eyes align properly I am not too thin and not too fat, responsible, calm and patient human being. I have had one girlfriend in my life who was very promiscuous and we had sex many times. I had to break up with her because she was not a good asset to my life.

but since I had left her I've had no luck with any woman. I've tried many things; but nothing really seems to work. I know people who are hideous and fat who get more matches than me on tinder; everytime I use tinder I get zero matches for months up until I give up and delete the damn app.

It has been three years since the last relationship and I have learned to accept my life as is and am very happy with being single. I can live with being single til I'm dead and it does not seem to bother me one bit; it kind of makes me happier this way. No dirty thots ruining a brodie's life amirite?

The problem is that I have great friends who I love and they love me too; and even they find it weird that grills do not like me. Recently this strange phenomena has started to worry them a bit and they are trying many things to get me a girlfriend. They don't stop telling me how attractive I am and how much and I don't like it; they do these elaborate schemes that do not seem to work in my favor and my least favorite tactic of all they try to change the way I am and how I behave and advice me on how I can make myself more like a normiefag and how I can be less straightforward (because I tend to speak my mind straight up) so females would like me more and no matter what I tell them they do not stop.