Ive got it down to two.
"gotta smack somebody" makes me laugh every time and fits me perfect or
"Vicious" I feel its such a badass name and would force me to get even better every day to live up to such a title.
>>18237794
"Faggot" sounds about right.
Shouldn't you be resting up for middle school in the morning?
>>18237794
I wanna protect Kevin's smile!
>>18237794
you name should be ""The Pink Dildo"
>>18237800
Im 35 year old. Studying Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for 2 years 9 1/2 months. Bout to go train under pro champ MMA fighter and under ex pro boxer. Use to train under BJJ world champions but it was to sport oriented when I had cage fighting as my goal.
Cage fighting name of the guy Im about to train under is "Warrior".
>>18237820
i'll always remember where i was when "gotta smack somebody" hit the scene
>>18237820
[spoiler]Chris?[/spoiler]
>>18237829
nah
a ring name is usually given to you, not one you hype yourself.
>>18237964
What about if I got the balls to call myself "gotta smack somebody". That shit would be hype!
>>18238053
They would announce the titles like the warrior gotta smack somebody. And you would be that somebody
>>18237820
>Going pro at 35
At best you'll be a journeyman type that they feed to up and coming prospects for easy wins.
>>18237820
>35 years old just now going pro
>Learning BJJ for a little under 3 years
Either you're lying, or you are going to get fucking destroyed.
>>18238060
Don't want to go pro in cage fighting just wanna do amateur. Wanna go pro in street fighting; it will be way easier! I figure at 5 years of BJJ study I should be able to destroy anybody in a street fight who doesn't know BJJ.
>>18238064
lol just talking about going amateur. Yeah pro is ridiculous. You assume Im going pro lol. Im hoping to have first cage fight by next summer. I got no fights under my belt lulz. I feel Im a pro street fighter already but just haven't fought yet.
Got this kinda build. 5'10 189 lbs.
>>18238074
Oh, yeah you should do fine at street fighting so long as you're in good shape. I thought you were going to try to go pro in MMA. That probably wouldn't end well.
>>18238075
Is your right hand as dangerous as Hendo's though? But in all seriousness, you should be alright in amateurs and definitely fine in street fighting. Picking a nickname is hard without knowing the person's name though, because they tend to either rhyme or be a play on words of the person's name.
>>18238085
I fucking hope! Guys go pro after 6 months if you go hardcore. Its always a possibility to eventually go pro.
>>18238085
Names Justin
Just in gotta smack somebody
>>18237794
Shirley