How do I get laid in college?

Look up the RSD programs on youtube

college is about as good a place you're going to be in for casual encounters
but you may find yourself stripped for partners if you advertise yourself shamelessly

sex and flirting can be fun
so get with the game and learn to enjoy yourself so you can enjoy others

>>18237483
Fellow 19YO student here. I have no idea. I lost my initial friends and now hang out with some turbochads who also bring girls but they're just groupies of their team and ignore me. >>18237486
>sex and flirting can be fun
No shit sherlock
>so get with the game and learn to enjoy yourself so you can enjoy others
I can't enjoy myself without girls being attracted to me.
Besides "get with the game" is complete vague and worthless advice.

>>18237485
Fuck off PUA shill

>>18237527
>I can't enjoy myself without girls being attracted to me

Anon, thats a blessing. Imagine being like the rest of us. You definately don't want that

You're thinking about it wrong

What you need to do is make yourself someone that girls want to fuck

First thing is appearance and hygiene. You don't gotta be a fuckin fashion God but wear clothes that fit you and make sure you smell good.

Next thing is getting out there. Unless you are a literal 10/10 no girl will walk up to you out of nowhere and ask to suck your cock. Talk to girls in your class, go to parties, use tinder, social media, all that bullshit. Don't make a big deal about talking to em, just be casual and cautiously flirty.

Most important, be CONFIDENT. Ask for her number like it ain't shit. Says no? Whatever, her loss. Just fake it till you make it (this really works).

Something I do that almost always drives girls crazy or at the very least keeps them interested in talking is keeping a good balance of teasing and complimenting. If you can do this right and follow up on it you will drown in pussy.

>>18237533
>Imagine being like the rest of us.
What do you mean?

>>18237527
you're missing the point
you deriving your enjoyment from other people being attracted to you won't allow you to enjoy the activity anyway--
flirting and sex won't be fun if you're focused on not enjoying yourself for your own measure
so accept that you're inherently not attractive and can't count on getting a girl devoid of effort
or understand how flirting and sex can be fun on your own terms and enjoy the experience for what it's worth
not what worth you ascribe it

>>18237543
Many cannot get laid by 90% of girls they meet

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>>18237541
I'm this guy>>18237527

>First thing is appearance and hygiene. You don't gotta be a fuckin fashion God but wear clothes that fit you and make sure you smell good.
Check

>Talk to girls in your class
Too shy and have nothing to talk about most of the time. Talked before and nothing.

>go to parties
My friends never invite me or aren't interested in parties
>use tinder
Done that, one match every month 2 dates out of it, all ghosted me.

>Don't make a big deal about talking to em, just be casual and cautiously flirty.
Check. Doesn't matter. They still aren't interested.

>Most important, be CONFIDENT. Ask for her number like it ain't shit. Says no? Whatever, her loss. Just fake it till you make it (this really works)

I bet you make fun of such people as tryhards IRL.

>Something I do that almost always drives girls crazy or at the very least keeps them interested in talking is keeping a good balance of teasing and complimenting. If you can do this right and follow up on it you will drown in pussy.

Did that with 2 girls I dated. Never reciprocated. Both ghosted me, never got beyond handholding and kiss on the lips with the second. Where's all the pussy I should be drowning in again normfuck?

>>18237564
you shouldn't meme when people are being honest
it's mean

>>18237541
I like this guy. Everyone read this post^

>>18237564

>>18237568
Not me but tru

Anyway, you land dates and get matches on tinder, so there is hope for you. What you need to do now is get better at keeping em interested.

>nothing to talk about

Do you have any hobbies? Any interesting experiences? Funny stories? No? Guess what, those will help but they don't even fucking matter. Ask the girl questions. I've SURE you've heard this before, but girls LOVE to talk about themselves. What's your major? How's work going? Where'd you get that cute necklace? Get her talking and keep her talking, and show interest even if you really don't give a fuck. If you do give a fuck, even better! If you actually have anything about yourself to add to the conversion, even EVEN better!

Do you have friends? News flash, you don't make friends by being too boring to carry a couple of conversations, do the same thing you always do but limit the amount of autistic/nerdy shit to a level appropriate to who you are talking to, and be more flirty. As long as you are not the most boring person in the world, this will eventually attract a girl enough to let you dick her down

>>18237541
>Talk to girls in your class
But they're like 35 and all married

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>>18237613
>implying

>>18237600
What if I am the most boring person in the world? The only thing I care about is cartoons, and I hate anime, therefore removing me from every social circle imaginable. I'm also sick of having to solve not 1 but 2 captchas every post.

>>18237600 to expound

giving others the opportunity to familiarize themselves with you by asking them to share their thoughts with you is a good way to start and build relationships in the beginning

and sustaining dialogue is also not going to reel anyone in
proving you're not autistic and relying on being able to stay afloat in conversation to show your worth is a meager and monochrome effort
make things interesting for the sake of them being interesting if you feel like doing so--
and if you care about what you say then choose the options that feel right for where you are in developing the relationship

>>18237568
Sorry I just hate when I see posts that trivialize something so difficult and complicated as dating. It gives false hope to people in an even worse situation than me.

>>18237628
And there is the root of your problem: no confidence. Instead of "meh, all I like is cartoons" tell me "hell yeah i love cartoons". What's the worst I'm gonna do, poke fun at you for it? Who gives a shit? If you're really that insecure about cartoons being your only hobby try expanding your interests.

download tinder my dude, if you're in a town with a college you'll be getting your dick wet.

>>18237641
i agree with you that i don't agree with the anon's approach to dating
it's less about confidence and more about sincerity to have the means justify the ends

relationships and emotions have no place in being trivialized
and even though you hiccuped by doing what you were acting out against
i understand why

>>18237628
>What if I am the most boring person in the world?

Get out there and observe the rest of the world, you will discover that you are certainly not.

>>18237655
hol up

Full disclosure, it is most definitely NOT good dating/relationship advice. OP just said he wants pussy

>>18237666
did he?
oh

the threads all start to blend together
maybe it's time to retire

>>18237600
>Do you have any hobbies?
Yes. I talk about them.
>Any interesting experiences?
Kinda
>Funny stories
None that show me in a good light

>I've SURE you've heard this before, but girls LOVE to talk about themselves. What's your major? How's work going? Where'd you get that cute necklace? Get her talking and keep her talking, and show interest even if you really don't give a fuck. If you do give a fuck, even better! If you actually have anything about yourself to add to the conversion, even EVEN better!

No they don't, they dont want to talk so much that I have to resort to talking about myself most of the time. One of my dates did talk abot herself a bit, but it didn't matter in the long run because she ghosted me. The other just gave 5 word answers. She had nothng to say. "I study and watch TV and hang with friends" is all she did.

i'm an overweight shut in who does nothing but play video games and watch anime, tinder and other dating sites can work if you are patient. Being on a college campus boosts the amount of people nearby who use those services. Its all about setting up a profile that will get you an initial conversation going. Or just try and do what normal people do