How do I become a superhero?

>>18236734
Smoke four ounces of weed in a car with the windows up and doors closed, you'll be
>super-high man

>>18236739
^:)

>>18236734
There are plenty of ways to do it. If you're rich, you could go the Batman route and get martial arts training and buy some body armor. You could be like the punisher and buy a lot of guns and then go on a killing spree of criminals. You could try going to a nuclear plant and bathing in radiation, but that's more likely to result in a painful death than anything else. You could go to the zoo/museum and get bit by a rare spider. You can do steroids and get really strong, which would be the equivalent of super strength. You could then combine your steroid strength with full body armor and learn martial arts. You could even call yourself Anabolic-man

>>18236734
Snort cocaine off a girls asshole and tie yourself to a kite while yelling superman after jumping off a cliff

>>18236734
Radioactive spider