Not So Kinder Suprise

This is why these are banned in the US.

>>18236562
top kek do tey get them in Ausland? if they do that makes no sense

>>18236562
Also why OP shouldnt shove anything but a cock up her ass

>>18236561
squat over a bucket and push hard

Just start shitting lmao.

This is the funniest post I have seen in /adv/, OP is a literal faggot.

>>18236561
Drill an opening adjacent to the stuck object, and use an impact driver to remove the object by placing it beyond the object and the opening

>>18236573
>her

Are you geuinely retarded?

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>>18236561
Just wait until you have to shit and then push hard as fuck over the toilet and eventually it will come out with the shit, had the same issue with candles a while back and this is what I did to clean the system!

Either do bowel movement and try to shit or go to the hospital lmao. Never had something stuck there (cuz you know, not a gay) so don't know the feeling. Not an emergency for now

>>18236690
They will penetrate you there so better stick to toilet

>>18236672
you fucking what now? how the fuck do you get a candle stuck up there

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>>18236706
I was trying to make a homemade buttplug (for kek) and when I inserted it the part that is supposed to keep it outside snapped off (I had fashioned one of those flat pad type things to stick on the outside), I think either my body heat melted the thin connection or my anus of steel just snapped it with brute force!

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>>18236731
And here I am thinking i'm screwed up

>>18236562
What are they? I think these come with the flavored water I buy my kid sometimes. It holds a little toy right haha

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>>18236840
Its a German chocolate with a toy inside. They are banned from import in the US as a choking hazard. When I was a kid, a family friend visited Germany every few years and brought them back. We only found out much later they were a banned item.