i wan to get laid so bad

>over the past 24 years no girl has approached me
Then it must be you who approaches them, young padawan.

>>18233796
Get fit.

>>18233796
>>18233818
Exactly this. How many girls have you approached?

>>18233818
Feel like i would be a nuisance to them. Yeah i am that low on confidence on myself.

>>18233820
I am never into gyming but i guess i could try. I feel like it isnt a physical thing as i have ugly/skinny friends that are getting laid still.

>>18233796
Strippers for the physical intimacy and whores to get the actual d in v action you want.

>>18233796
Become a rapist.

>>18233842
Yeah buying my way out seems to be the best/easiest option here.

>>18233855
Kind of impossible as i am physically weak af might be arrested before i am even able to put it in.

>>18233862
I love strippers but haven't worked up the guts to hire a whore. I'm terrified of STIs and having Johnny Law break down my door. Then again, I've gotten a couple BJ's from strippers so I guess I shouldn't be too concerned about STIs...

You just need to take care of yourself, go out with friends and be social. Eventually you will meet a girl who likes you and would probably be down to date you. You'll never know how much of a catch you are if you are just sitting on the computer masturbating. You have to get out there in the field and see what happens.

If you don't suffer from depression and leave house time from time you're good enough for women. Evaluate yourself, set similar standards to the girls and talk to them in work/school. This is if you want to feel intimacy.

If you just want to stick your dick in the girl then try luck on Tinder/pay for sex.

Sometimes you have to be the one to approach and give a spark to conversation

Look, stop expecting shit. You have placed that fine ass pussy on top spot. Start loving yourself. I mean fuck sake nigger, you sound desperate AF. Imagine yourself being a fine ass pussy and some desperate lowlife approaches, how would you feel? Exactly! You don't want that shit, so why do you expect them to give you any credit?!

Have you any goals in your life besides putting your dick in some wet hole?

I'll tell you a story kiddo, I've been in a relationship for 12 years since I was 16yo and she cheated and dumped me when I was 28. I was wrecked I won't lie. Shit was hard. I was just as desperate as you sound right now. The thing is I'm fucking straight 8,5/10... So I started chasing just like you and I got rejected by every single girl. I thought wtf? How can it be? But muh looks? Then I started to dig deeper and went into psychology. The thing is girls are emotional creatures while we, men, are rational creatures. We think, they act upon their current mood. What turns off them the most is weak men. So I started to work on myself and my goals. I started to work 14h a day 7 days a week, I sleep 4h and go to gym for 2h. Since I'm single I bought myself BMW 7 series and Mercedes-Benz E class both fully loaded, my next goal is my own house, better job, better physique,, passing motorcycle licence and buying harley davidson, later on opening my own business. Aside these things I completely overhauled my fb account and made myself an instagram account and I'm posting some fine ass shit and I'm inviting loads of girls. The thing is I'm not texting any of them, just sending out friend requests. Since I have loads of followers girls started to text me. The thing is I,know my shit now. I have my priorities set straight and I follow my dreams and any pussy is just optional. So sometimes I respond, sometimes not. Mostly I break any conversation and they get butthurt, they start to stalk you. Now this is where the tables turn....

24 F,

want my bf to fuck me so bad.

Fapped to porn about 5 times, still horny as fuck.

To me it sounds like you're craving the emotional connection and intimacy, rather than sex.

What do you imagine sex to be? It really doesn't feel that much better than masturbation, if you're talking about the physical feeling alone. If that's all you craved you would be fine with masturbation (or at least with the idea of getting a hooker).

Honestly, I think you formed some unrealistic expectations when it comes to sex and intimacy and the reason you can't get your mind off it is because you're under the impression that you're missing out on this mind-blowing experience. Which is not. It's nice, it feels good, but that's it.

Maybe a hooker would help you get over this obsession, but I doubt it. For inexperienced people fucking a hooker tends to be a terrible experience, unless she knows how to make you comfortable and get you in the mood. So you'll most likely hate it and keep wanting that "special" sex you have in your mind.

Here's the deal. You either, somehow, accept that sex is not that amazing and get over your obsession or you fulfill your desire. For the latter you have to either get a girlfriend, which would require a lot of time and effort, or find a slightly drunk slutty girl at a bar or party or whatnot and take her home. It might sound shallow, but semi-drunk sex with strangers can be very passionate and feel "special" if you have the right mindset. You don't need "game" or anything like that, you just need to be reasonably attractive and be bold enough to approach strangers, introduce yourself and have an open conversation with them. Alcohol will do the rest. But yeah, if you're ugly or really awkward you won't have a very good chance.

If you want a girlfriend try to meet and befriend as many people as possible and be open and friendly with the girls you like. if you find someone you enjoy talking to and she seems to enjoy talking to you ask for her number then call her and ask her out.

Everyday I dream of having physical intimacy with a girlfriend. Taking her to places, doing things with her, and telling her how much I love her.

It usually hits me the hardest when I'm going to sleep--trying to anyway--and when I wake up and there's no one next to me. I don't want to be alone anymore.

Why is the world so cruel?

>>18234022
you sound like the ideal guy!!!

I swear to god. You should get disability just for having testicles, and the state can pay for waifus.

Someone explain to me what is wrong with this system. I'm not a virgin neckbeard man. I'm just tired of this suffering. I only blame God.

>>18234076
Why have you forsaken me!

>>18234090
Shhh

Only dreams now

if men are forced every day to ignore their biological imperative to rape and impregnate beautiful women, than women should be held to the same standard and forced to ignore their biological imperative to date only the most attractive, successful guys they can find while ignoring and rejecting those of that are average.

yes im salty, yes im mad, yes I don't deserve shit, yes I know life is unfair

>>18234133
You pose a very good point my friend but shh only dreams now.
A boy has the right to dream, and let us not forget that all men were once boys.

>>18234133
wtf im scared of men now

>>18233796
Go to a bar and become an alchoholic you'll fuck someone eventually

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>>18234022
me too anon, me too

>>18233796
>>18234343
I was a kiss-less virgin at 24 too, but already a functioning alcoholic. I went to a bar with my Irish friendo and we decided tequila should be consumed quickly. next thing I know I'm making out in a bar with an asian exchange student who attended the uni in town. I fucked her a few times but it was entirely unfulfilling, and overall an negative experience.

>>18234587
Yeah my only experience with sex/a relationship was overall negative too.

Doesn't leave me wanting for more.

>>18233796
you only want sex because youve never had it.
Trust me it's not worth it. only the last 5 seconds is any good, then you hate the girl and want her to leave.

I recognize myself in OP.
OP let me tell you it only gets worse from here.

Your hormones are acting up because you never met a girl, basically they want you to mate asap because you are about to be past your prime.

And I'm afraid of approaching girls because I don't want to be boring or annoying to them if that answers >>18233818
>>18233825


Please help us...
I know I had many chances but I'm simply too scared of rejection.

I hang in a lot of bars and coffee shop, so many girls there but I don't know what to do and if any will be open for talk.

>>18233882
What should I do to pick up a girl?