>Be me
>Be high as fuck like holy shitballs
>Talking to my stepmom about some personal shit
>Realize that im hard as fuck
> approach stepmom for dat pus.jpg
>she says no because im her step child
>next morning i realize what i have done
Soooo anyone have any cool ways for suicide?
>>18233669
Welcome to the club, pal.
https://suicideproject.org/2016/09/what-is-the-least-painful-way-to-commit-suicide/
>>18233669
don't kill yourself over it
the idea was implanted into her head and she'll think about it until she either gives you a ride or blows up on you.
First get some gasoline
second get a pot
third use a stove
put the pot on the burning stove
then get the gasoline and put it in the pot
then get your mum and dad and just say
"I have a surprise" then pull down your pants
flip the bird and get a lighter
and then boom
>>18233707
>boom
I chuckled too much at that
Have you tried just apologizing and telling her that you were high as fuck?