What are some good/clever/funny first date ideas? I've been hooking up with someone for a while and we've finally decided we're gonna move forward with things, so we're doing something by ourselves for the first time. I guess that means a little bit of the pressure is off, but I still feel like I need to knock it out of the park.
>>18227470
Do something you really like and you think she might like too
Enthusiasm and passion for something turns girls on more than a steak and lobster dinner.
Just be passionate about something that isn't anime or porn
Now for my real advice. This will get you pussy on the first date EVERY TIME. GUARENTEED. Proceed reading at your own RISK.
I'm a litttlleeee bit of a sociopath, and love to fuck girls on the first date. To make them give me what they'll make their future husbands wait for at least 3 dates turns me on more than anything, except lolis. The SECRET formula (spongebob reference LOL!) I've come up with is nice cool drive along the coast where we share music with each other and talk to show that we have some similarities (if you don't like her songs just act like you do) while on the way to a buddisht meditation lake that's open to the public. It shows I have a vurnable side that really counterbalances my more fuccboi appearance. It's tranquil and has a lot of couples walking around holding hands making her think about possibly having a future where she can come here holding hands as my girlfriend too. After that I take them back down the coast speeding to show I'm a bit dangerous and at one point I just randomly pull over aggressively on the side of the road, get out and tell her to follow me. This makes me seem spontaneous, unpredicatable and fun. She can not wait to see what happens next and she giddily complies. We have to take off our shoes and socks to walk on the beach and that implants the idea in her mind that makes her feel comfortable getting undressed with me. While we walk along the coast I tell them a secret that "I've never told anyone" to make them feel special and that I trust them so that they can trust me when I ask them for a secret and more...
>>18227699
After that we have a romantic kiss that I time so perfectly that halfway through, the water rises to our feet during giving her a nice little shock to her body and while we laugh and giggle. She will now associate that kissing should be followed by a shocking sensation that makes her tingle, we will come back to that. So now you make out with her a little bit more and hold hands back to the car. Next stop is her place but make some excuse to go back to your house before hers. I have a dog so I tell her I need to feed him really quick and then we can go. Enamored and trusting, she obviously obliges. Once she's in your abode, shimmy her into your lair, which should be simple with a bit more making out and neck nibbling; she is now yours for the taking, that stupid slut.
>>18227470
NOT dinner and/or movie
Some activity that you can have fun doing and chat through.
Picnic, walk in park, museum, some sport, sightseeing, etc
>>18227470
Bring weed and smoke them out while you walk around some shitty nearby park.
I end up banging most girls I hook up with.
I'm going to marry the first bitch that refuses.
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>>18227699
Cancerous reddit garbage.
>>18227794
You should marry her after you rape her