How does one actually kiss or have sex? >inb4 22/m/khv

>>18225084

You need to be physically attractive. That's all.

OP, fix your bad breath. mints, mouthwash, floss, all of the above.

no one will actually tell you your breath is bad to your face.

>>18225086
No, I meant how do you do it? Closed eyes and then a smooch movement, isn't it? And how does one have sex, I think I would stand there like a pillar of salt, because I don't know how.

>>18225086
It's clearly not all though if you're a guy.

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>>18225086
>>18225098
/r9k/ leave my thread
REEEEEEE

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>>18225084
I would be surprised if there are no youtube tutorials of this in the internet...

Only thing I would say is start slowly and gently, first no tongue and don't go that deep. Later, all guns blazing, no holding back, do a fucking mess and hope her breath doesn't smell bad

>>18225106
okay thanks. Woth a fucking mess you mean like randomly twisting your tounge or is there some trick to be a good kisser?

>>18225084

People have figured this out for thousands of years without having to asking internet, and it's still just as simple as a procedure. It's pretty straightforward once you're at it, even if it's hard to image when you've never done it. Don't stick your tongue immediately down her throat and don't immediately try to jam your dick in her, and you're golden.

>>18225113
Thank you, I will be careful.

>>18225102
>being this obsessed with /r9k/
Pathetic.

>>18225111

Whatever you and your partner are into. She/he will tell you, don't sweat it too much. I like to get tongue to tongue action but my ex liked that as well. Every person is different