So I'm gonna be arrested soon, probably late tonight, my attorney told me I'd spend probably a day or two in jail. He said I should eat as much as I can and refrain from bathing, any other tips?
Also: 5' 11 white male, no criminal record 148 lbs
>>18223788
Why refrain from bathing
Don't worry, as long as you're not going to prison, you'll be fine.
Mind your own fucking business. Either make eye contact with everyone, or avoid eye contact altogether.
Don't be timid around other inmates.
Do not lie.
>>18223795
I want to know this
>>18223795
Prison Rape. OP must be a cute fuccboi
Jailfag here,
Are you just waiting to on arraignment so you can post bail? Since its friday night and you wont be arraigned until monday morning. Feel free to ask me anything.
>>18223788
hey dude there's nothing to worry about. two days is nothing just act normal and mind your business. don't get into debt with anyone.
>>18223788
To survive on the inside, you'll need to join a gang.
Also, you'll need to fashion your own shiv.
Shank another prisoner (make sure he isn't in a gang though) to earn the other prisoners' respect.
Trust me, it's the only way to survive your 2 days in jail
>>18224354
1. What are you in for?
2. How long have you been in/Have left?
3. What is your current experience in jail? Are the people nice/dicks?
4. Do you believe your sentence is justified, or how could you change it?