Explain to a virgin how porn isn't like real sex

Real sex is more comfortable because you're not angling for the camera.

There's lots of porn that is like real sex.

Pornstars are like athletes.
Porn is literally a stage for the pornstars to perform on.
Real sex feels good, but in my case it leaves....more to be desired.
Like when you drink something, and you wish there was one more sip to go....

>>18222458
Watch amateur porn if you want to see what real sex is like.Notice most of these videos are like 10 minutes.

>>18222458
Fake or exaggerated orgasms. Cheesy acting. Contact doesn't happen much except for genitals or mouth so they can show off those parts. It's not about intimacy at all, just awkward physical pleasure.

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>>18222458
>Explain how tv isn't like real life
Sometimes tv can be made from real life. But often everything is exaggerated.

>>18222458
It's slower, more methodical and more about the mind irl.

>>18222458
Also, in many cases, the smell, man. You can't smell the stench of sweat skin and bumhole and vag.

I remember the first time I ever had sex, I went down on her and I felt sick for a few seconds due to the smell. Then I just sucked it up and went to town.

>>18222712
Fucking disgusting man
Have some self respect

>>18222712
Ew why would you do that kek
Yeah sex smells funky sometimes but it shouldn't make you feel sick

>>18222719
>>18222758
It was my first time lmao. I just wanted to get it done with.

Normal sex does have a smell sometimes.

>>18222458
In the same way the movies aren't like real life. Things that look good in porn aren't often things that feel good in life, no matter how much moaning and squirming she does in front of the camera.

Sorry to highjack, mildly related and I don't hace means to start a thread. I have been perplexed by this for a while now. A while ago, in different instances, I had like...4 friends tell me I should do porn, or they could see me in a porno, or that they think I would do well in porn. My question is; how the fuck should I feel about these statements? Compliment, insult? How would you the reader feel about this?

It's much grosser and there is more shame

>>18223025
How about more info? Are you a girl or a guy? If you are a girl, you might have creepily horny male friends. It would be a compliment on their side though.

>>18223025
If you're a girl then maybe you're slutty looking, if a guy maybe they saw your humongous cock? Your friends don't sound good though

>>18222458
real sex is not about the sex, is about the person you are with. You dont really want to "yeha feel good hurr durr penis in vagina" but it's like an experience to share with that person that you really trust to, it's something that, made liek an vanilla manga, reconforts and reasures the trust with the other.
The 10% of the pleasure is in the dick, but the 90% is being with the one you love

>>18222458
1. The women completely over fake their pleasure
2. The unique positions often require a lot of set up and aren't particularly fun for either and are only possible because the man is usually very strong and the girl is quite small
3. The cumshots are faked, a lot
4. The anal takes a lot of prep, in reality it usually results in a shitty dick
5. Pornstars are a lot hotter than the average woman, which will fuck up your beauty standards
6. Male pornstars are chosen for their huge dicks which seem normal after watching so much but are actually very rare and the average size is much smaller

>>18222458

it differs in several ways. it feels nicer not because of the stimulation to your penis specifically, but becuase of the rest of your body interacting with them. simply being able to choose makes it more fun. but you get more of a rush in general from touching people. theres a psychological element to what you can do as well.

also in real life its less about the visual, or less about the visual in the wide sense. in porn we tend to like positions that arent really fun irl. they look hot but the actualy action of it doesn't feel that great.

so irl we tend to go for more basic and simplistic positions or just ones that help us align our genitals easier.

>>18222458
Anal is the one that gets my goat. More than half of porn is anal, and it always has both people with zero problems. The truth is that you will absolutely get shit on your dick if you attempt anal, unless you go through several douches. And it's only pleasurable for guys - it hurts a lot for girls. And unlike the vag there's no natural lubrication, so you have to use your own. And even if it's tighter around your dick, it won't be as pleasurable for you because your partner is having zero fun.

Assuming straight here. If you're a gay man, go to town, the only concern is the shit one.

Near-quote from my HS sex ed teacher:
Porn always shows one thing: A guy with a big dick, going balls deep. First, average penis size is 5-6 inches. Don't be discouraged because you're not a horse like you see online. Second, average vagina depth is 4-5 inches. Do the math. Unless you're smaller than average, or she's deeper, you're unlikely to be able to go all the way in without pressing against the cervix. And trust me, that's painful.

>>18223054
Male. Amazing, I forgot that detail.

>>18222458
Most of the positions you see in porn exist for two reasons: to make line of sight for the camera, and to let normal- to petite-sized women take monster cocks without ending with a bruised cervix. Watch some of those videos where porn stars fuck average guys, or where western porn stars go to Japan, and you'll see this hilarious shit where the women jump straight to their usual positions and the men try to go along with it, and end up falling out on every other stroke. The geometry is a lot different when you don't have 3-4 extra inches to spare.

>>18223183
>average vagina depth is 4-5 inches
Pretty sure that's unaroused. It's more like 7-10" in its fully aroused state.

>>18223164
I've fucked tons of asses and avoided poop dick. I'm pretty sure most of my partners didn't enema either. I don't get why it's such a meme. I'll douche before getting fucked, but only because it's my fetish.

In porn it's scene by scene.
It's like a mutual agrement to pretend fuck while actually fucking, for money of course.

>>18223334
It can stretch to 7-10" when it's fully aroused. That doesn't mean a women suddenly grows a deeper vag when she gets wet, it just means she can stretch more with what she has.

>>18223276
Means you're a faggit like Bob Saget.

>>18223025
Some guy once told me I should do porn too because of my "nice hair". I don't really see the appeal in curly/wavy hair tho lol

>>18223346
ThAts not true. I'm a girl. You just need anal training and it can be really enjoyable. I never had issues with shit dick until I was having anal on like a daily basis then you just use one enema and a condom.

I haven't had it
In like 5 years though Bc my boyfriend and I were feeling like it was getting weird and now
It's not enjoyable

>>18222458
I have sex like porn sex.
I used to record some of it and share videos. I'm a blond with a a fit body and big tits and my man is a cut white guy with an 11 inch uncircumcised cock. the only thing not like porn is it's just the two of us and always has been but before we fell in love I had crazy threesomes also just like a porno.

>>18223334
Yea that is ridiculous also do you know the vagina is shaped in a C shape so the penis can fill the vagina without entering the uterus. The entrance to the cervix sits atop the C.

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>>18222458
You can't cuddle your laptop afterwards, that's pretty much it.

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3DPD Porn is smalltime as shit. It will ruin your expectations for women.

Anime however will ruin your expectations for your whole life and the experience of living.

Prove me wrong.

>>18222458
Porn is for masturbation only.
Real sex feels much more satisfying once it's done.
After masturbation, people are often wondering why and what porn they just fapped to.
Once real sex has been done often enough, porn feels shallow and hollow. No feeling, bad acting, disgusting shit such as spitting or deep throating.

>>18224219
>deep throating
>disgusting

nigger what

1. women don't always suck your dick prior to sex
2. positions, particularly those that involve extreme stretching or standing up are almost never worth the trouble and almost never cause women to come
3. real people have tan lines
4. real boobs sag
5. getting your dick in isn't effortless. it takes practice, and can be tricky from certain angles or if you haven't licked/rubbed her pussy enough to move her natural lubricants to her opening

if you really want to get a woman off, go down on her or let her be on top and hold her hips so that her clit rubs against your pelvis with each thrust

>>18223119
Good man.

No one ever has to take a piss first or otherwise get ready for sex. This is especially true in movies when people wake up and just start fucking, first thing I do when I wake up is take a leak.

>>18223135
1. Penny Porsche made that obvious
2. That explains plenty, unless maybe camgirl sex was for real...but that's a question for another day.
3. Even the loud nigra meme didn't have that much cum?
4. Now that's saddening for me. I always wanted to know how it felt to put it in there.
5. Honestly, yeah. I'm recovering from porn for a bit, so now I find 'average' women hot now.
6. I just fear there are size queens romping about the world, dismissing the tiny dicks that while small, are made up for something else that redeems the act.

...by the way, not op.

>>18222458
It's usually not like 'real' sex, but it's not as different as insecure people would have you believe either.

>>18224103
You can though

I don't think it beats a soft, loving person but you definitely can.

Not that I know.

>>18224636
>implying sex implies love

lmao

>>18224558
>Now that's saddening for me. I always wanted to know how it felt to put it in there.
You still can, just it takes a little bit to clean it out, and she might not be up to it.

I totally understand that porn dicks are rare and certainly not the norm.

Do women really care about penis size?

My erect length is 5.5 and my girth is 4.5. Everywhere I read say this is average but it looks on the small side to me. Maybe that's because I've watched porn every day, sometimes multiple times a day for like 10 years.

>>18224724
>Do women really care about penis size?
Only outside average. Too small and they hate it, too big and they end up hating the pain.

It is.
Frigid woman, fat fucks and woman who are only aware of the missionary position will tell you otherwise.

Feminist and white knight petty replies in 3...2....

>>18224724
It's average, dude. If they ask your size, just say it's 6 or 6.5. Girls suck at guessing cock sizes, and usually overshoot it by like an inch or so unless they're huge sluts who have seen like 30+ of them

I've read somewhere that if you have a 7 inch dick you're more hung than like 85-90% of men. Most dudes are in the 5.5-6.5 range

>>18222458
in real sex, no body wants to eat each other out. you start out napping first. its a pain to take off your clothes. and the first five mins is spent questioning your life, then it gets intensive.

>>18224056

Link to the videos immediately or you're full of shit.

>>18222458
Real life sex has no buildup... usually my boyfriend pulls his dick out and pokes my butt until it "accidentally" makes its way to my hole and "accidentally" forces its way in and then it's just thrusting

It feels good but it's not emotionally satisfying

MOST porn (less so with amateur porn) is extremely mechanical, and it practically follows a script. Girl strips. Girl gives guy a blowjob. He maybe eats her out. They start having sex. Lots of moaning, but probably no eye contact or kissing, and probably not missionary (because it doesn't look good for the camera). Four minutes of that. Switch position to cowgirl. Four more minutes of that. Switch position to doggy style. Four minutes of that. Switch to reverse cowgirl. Four minutes. Repeat 4-5 times, then girl gets on her knees and the guy jacks off onto her face. All of the sex happens at basically the same pace, i.e. rapid jackhammering with the girl going OHH GOD the whole time.

Thank god sex isn't like that. It would get boring in 20 mins and be downright unpleasant after that.

Real sex tends to be slower (because most guys can't keep up a jackhammer pace for 30 minutes, and most girls don't want it, either), it has a lot more foreplay, a lot more kissing, eye contact, and giggling. People pick positions because they feel good, not look good, and don't feel the need to switch positions 5+ times every time they have sex.

Porn : sex :: movie fight scenes : actual fighting. It's a performance.

>>18225089
I hope you're not being serious.

>>18225089
Is this trolling or do you just have a shitty relationship? You not supposed to skip straight from poking her in the butt with your dick to sex. It's poking her in the butt, then foreplay (making out/fingering/sucking her nipples), then sex or oral.

>>18222458
>>18222507 is right and there's also, at least in my experience, a lot more giggling.

>>18222712
Bruh. Disliking the vag smell is a red flag. Clam jam the next one that makes you choke.

One more thing: You're gonna need some lube at some point. It's not an insult to you - some girls just don't get wet as fast.

Wait make that two: She won't orgasm every time, but a woman can be satisfied without orgasming. Communication is key.

>>18224724

Girth>Length. Length of 5 or 6 inches is perfect for me, and I like a decent amount of girth.

>>18225089

If you're not lying or trolling, then you're getting raped.

>>18222458
Because actresses are more concentrated on smiling to the camera or performing deepthroats or fucking fast than actually enjoying. Also because in porn everything is staged so you know what's coming next, in real sex it's always a surprise(unless you have a really boring partner)

>>18225089
This sounds so...FUCKING hot... Jesus. Please make us a video of your face when. I want to see disgust, pain, and resignation.

>>18222458
Porn is like giving the advice "go approach that girl"
Real sex is like actually doing it

>>18225096
Then why does amateur porn also feature guys being jackhammers?

>>18225409
Why do amateur films show the same things professional films do? I don't know, why?

OP, it can be. Mostly one night stands where neither of you care for one another.

>>18225122

Is 4.5 a decent amount of girth?

>>18225496
It's plenty. Just look at what the average size dildo is and realize the gigantic ones are expensive niche products, and most people with on have something average size or smaller.

>>18223119
nigga that's pretty gay

There's not much difference OP. Make sure you always cum in her face at the end

>>18225409

in my experience going "jackhammer" is a sure fire way to cum too early. I still do it some times, because my gf likes it, but not for the extended periods of time you will see in porn.

>>18225475
>>18225409

Because you're looking at fake amateurs.

Try "wife" or "husband" as a keyword. Look for the grainy porn depicting people with imperfect figures. Adult dating sites like xhamster have a lot of that stuff mixed in with the professional porn.