what are some hip, current and over the top pickup lines for tinder?

>>18220263
Ye

coming up with a pun usually incites some kind of response... the difficulty comes not with getting that initial response but coming up with something that gives you a conversation to keep up

>>18220263

So do you believe in Santa or should I smash through your chimney dressed as something else?

You look like the kind of girl that would ruin my life, I'm into that.

Do you have a dog I can pet?

I have a pet dog would you like to meet him

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Any of the /fit/ pick up lines
My personal favourite is
>ey gurl are you a beaver? Cause damn.

>>18220648
these got progressively more autistic

Outside? More like how bout you cash me inside of U. how bout dat?!!! Haha ! (Crying laugh emoji, suggestive emoji, blowing kiss emoji)

>>18220263
here's one:

hello, (match name here) it's nice to meet you how was your day/is your day going?

>>18220652
Ahh, but the genius of it is that tinder's meta-ironic pick-up line market gets progressively more autistic as well.