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How can I be more alpha

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How can I be more alpha
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>>18219600

>make a list of alpha qualities and activities
>then do them

you are welcome OP.
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>>18219600
you gotta be 6'9" and weigh over 300 lbs of muscle.

sorry OP you missed the train
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Stop thinking in terms of "alpha" and "beta"

Start doing shit you like and stop giving a fuck about other's opinions

Stay in good shape if you want

/thread
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>>18219600
See >>18219831

Actual "alphas" does not need to pin them to a word to brag about who they are. They already know they're not a weak fucker, so why would they give a shit saying it?
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>>18219600
You can't. It's not something that you can teach, or be practiced. You just are or you aren't. Any attempts to be alpha when you're not are immediately recognizable to everyone else, and you'll simply been seen as a fraud, and even more pathetic than you are now.
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>>18219944
Yea, the only "alpha" i knew was a guy in high school.

>6'3 as a freshman
>talked shit to seniors
>they tried to fight him
>beat the fuck out of them in front of half the school
>always got in trouble
>could have most girls
>some teachers were feeling him too
>principal set him up with her daughter despite the fact he was on the verge of expulsion
>became friends with me
>dude had literally no conscience
>showed me his 8" monster
>constantly stole, lied, did whatever he wanted
>eventually did get expelled
>we still hung out
>he lit a cat on fire in front of me
>masturbated while i was trying to play CoD so I locked him out of my room
>he tried to kick my door down
>quit hanging out with

He joined the marines and got shunned from his family afaik. He was completely fucked in the head, but he did what he wanted, had no conscience, and pulled tons of hoes. Never met anyone else remotely like him, and hopefully never will again.
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>>18219969
This dude just sounds like a sociopath.
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>>18220021
thisthisthis
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>>18219969
That's not alpha, that's a serial killer in the making.
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>>18219944

This

The impostors are more of joke than your standard accepted beta cucks
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>>18219600
This man is my age. Its hard to accept.

Why is he so big and why am I so short, but shitty and fat and childlike. Jesus fuck.

Kids. Don't get old.
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>>18219969
Well we all know psychopaths are alpha, but that's not what you want to be aiming for.
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>>18219969
>8" monster

That should make me feel better about myself but I'm dead inside. Only semi-related to the topic at hand I suppose. I should go to therapy.
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>>18219600
do what internet people tell you to
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>>18219600
It's incredibly easy:
>live a reasonably healthy lifestyle
>take up masculine pursuits e.g. team sports, exercise, full contact martial arts like boxing
>go out and do things that involve other people, or go to interesting places and do interesting things

If you have trouble talking to people, it is usually because you don't talk to many people, when I was younger I worked in customer services in shops, I spoke to lots of people on a daily basis, speaking to people I didn't know came easy to me.

When it comes to approaching women, it is easy, because you approach women.
If you are approaching women and getting knocked back straight away, your approach needs work, or you simply look like shit, try something with certain types of women (a party girl and a conservative traditional girl will need different approaches) and see how it works out for you, most women don't get approached because most men are effeminate and will send "hey :)" on social media or have conversations that go nowhere (thanks internet!), so approaching them will put you ahead of 95% of other guys.

Not being a fat slob also plays a big part in being alpha, it takes fuck all effort to not look like shit, I'm not going to tell you to become an autistic /fit/izen, because cycling as a hobby will suffice.
>train 3 nights a week for an hour (don't cry, an hour is 5% of your day, three days a week, that's nothing)
>don't eat like a slob
You will enjoy better health and not look like shit because of this, what's not to like?

source: I'm 6'1", 195lbs of built fat, I can meet a new fuck buddy every other month and I carry a lot of weight in whatever social situation I'm in (including work)
I was the fat geeky kid in school, I started trying to get my shit together age 20 and succeeded age 23
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>>18220145
>cycling as a hobby
Disregard everything this bike riding faggot has to say.
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>>18220145
Well said my friend
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>>18220145

you're 6'1

guarantee if you were 5'8 or less you wouldn't be singing the same tune
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>>18219600
Ingesting the semen of alpha males will help.
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>>18220783
>tfw 5'4"
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>>18220021
bitches love sociopaths though
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>>18220034
>Kids. Don't get old.
well fuck, I wish you told me this before I decided to become older so I would no longer have to lie about my age to porn sites
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>>18221065
Get a friend who is 6'4" then when he brings back 2 or 3 girls to fuck you can hold their purses or something and eventually get a pity bang or drunk fuck from one of his throwaways.
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>>18220228
Says the man who has never cycled more than 10km in his life
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>>18219600

Define who you want to be and what you want to do, create a plan, put it into action.
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>>18219621

Hafthor weighs over 400lbs.
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>>18222141
Sounds like she thinks your just friends.
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>>18222146
Thanks. Sorry for the hijack. I tried to make a new post, but my computer fucked me up the ass sideways.
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