Hey this just happened about 20 minutes ago. No response yet.

>>18206277
So basically you're saying you're weaker than a vibrator.
That wasn't sexy, it was just weird.

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Jesus fucking Christ, mate

>>18206285
I know. No excuses here. Anything else to do?

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u know that's seems dumb as hell

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>that was a sexy answer wasn't it?

I laughed. Yeah, you should just leave.

>>18206294
Nope, just wait, you already sent 3 messages. Hope to god she finds that funny somehow.

Anyway, there's more basic bitches for you to practice on online.

>how to go from beta to beta cuck in less than 5 minutes

>>18206277
You really fucked that one up. If a girl ever asks you a question like that, you should always project confidence in your abilities. "I've never had troubles making any girl orgasm" or if you don't want to like "Come and find out".

I don't think you can recover that one, m8.

I really really hope this is real

>>18206304
meant "lie" not "like"

>I apologise

>>18206302
Does waiting really have a higher probability of success than sending something else ?

They are 3 seperate messages but they were actually sent in quick succession

I guess she chose her vibrator lol.

>>18206323
Dude.
It's 3 messages.
You'll come off as super desperate.

Just leave it be and talk to some other bitch. Plenty of fish in the sea.

>What are you doing tonight
I can't fucking stop laughing this is the funniest shit ever

>>18206328
True enough but it's not like she knows me or anyone I know. At the moment the likelihood is that nothing will happen if I leave it so I don't see anything to lose from sending one more text.

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>how to be super cuck under 5 minutes

i'm begging u to keep talking her, cuz i fucking need to laugh badly

>>18206352
>I don't see anything to lose from sending one more text
Sure, why not, just keep posting, keep us entertained.

>>18206277
For fucks sake mate.
Literally all you had to say was some bullshit like: "You'll see" or "It will be a surprise"

>>18206362
No actually you're right. I can't think of anything that wouldn't make it worse.

>>18206384
Uh turns out you do have more than half a brain.
Go figure.

>>18206277

Next time, say you are as good at making girls cum as Shaq is at free throws

Send her a pic of your dick.
You got nothing to lose do it.

>>18206432
This.

>>18206399
I couldn't resist and this happened

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>>18206524
>>18206399

>>18206529
Jesus Christ why do you do this to yourself.

>>18206529
Please stop

>>18206529

OP is retard

>>18206529
>OP goes from awkward autist to tryhard autist
Please keep going. Please

Dude.

Keep messaging but you have to msg sexier. Keep her interested op. Tell her skip the gym and come workout at your house. Something like that . Get the conversation rude. Wtf leave spongebob out of it.

>>18206598
Don't fucking do this, please

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>>18206533
>>18206535
>>18206536
>>18206539
He is fucking winning and you cucks are trying to cockblock him. Get the fuck out of here.

>>18206277
Why does she need you if she's got a vibrator?

>>18206277
You went from 100 to 0 real quick.

A man doesn't need to talk.
Just say 'yeah' and you'd be golden.

>>18206277
She seems cute. Post the pics from her profile OP?

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TELL HER
TELL HER
TELL HER
You can get your exercise at my place tonight ;D ;D ;D

>>18206304
Lame. Something like "well my mom says I'm pretty good" would have been better.

>>18206529
Tell her to skip the gym, that your tongue will have her doing toe curls all night.

>>18206866
that might work on some girls, but will gross others out.

Oh. It's you again. From the other thread.

Listen. Just stop please. Stop trying to get attention. You just broke up with your girlfriend recently. I think you need to get off tinder and self heal. I don't mean getting sex, I mean being at peace again maybe.

Also you're creepy so please stop. If you're not going to listen to me, at least heed the others' advice. I read your entire last thread and you really come off as unconfident. You don't sound genuine with your texts. You give off a vibe that makes me uncomfortable.

>>18207271
t. woman

she's right in that you suck at talking to girls, but "getting off tinder so you can self-heal and realign your vaginal shakras" is bullshit advice. fucking other women is the best thing in the world for getting over an ex. "self-healing" is for women who have to cope with the loss of a stable provider and what it means for their ego.

>>18206673
winning the cuck olympics.